Funny Dog

Apparently, I've been slacking on the job as a paralegal, even though the firm doesn't know that I'm secretly working as the area's premier Pet Whisperer P.I. to solve our toughest cases behind the scenes. Now, they've hired an intern to "help" me manage my workload.... But what the partners don't realize is that they've let a nefarious criminal into our offices. Trust me, Octo-Cat can smell this guy's stink from a mile away. The worst part? I'm pretty sure he can talk to animals too...and he most definitely isn't using his talents to solve crimes and defend the innocent.

Be entertained by these delightfully fun and funny dog stories.

Are you ready to hear the funniest animal jokes and riddles for kids and adults? You'll hear tons of question and answer animal jokes and riddles all throughout this audiobook. Below are sample jokes that you will find inside. Take a sneak peak: Q: What does a triceratops sit on? A: Its tricera-bottoms. Q: What do you call a snoring dinosaur? A: A dino-snore. Q: Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? A: At the dino-shore. Q: What do you call it when a dinosaur makes a goal with a soccer ball? A: A dino-score.

Are you ready for the best dog jokes and riddles for kids? Below are sample jokes that you will hear from the audiobook. Take a sneak peak: Q: What animal keeps track of time? A: A watch dog. Q: When is a dog not a dog? A: When it is pure bread. Q: Why are dogs lame dancers? A: Because they have two left feet. Q: Why do you need a license for a dog and not for a cat? A: Cats can't drive. You'll find more jokes when you buy the audiobook. There are tons of question and answer animal jokes and riddles for kids and some animal mini stories that will make your kids laugh out loud....

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