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101 Ways a Cat Can Go to Hell
- An Animal Book from Mythical Whiskers and True Tails Woven by Generations of Felines, Sort Of (101 Ways a Dog or Cat Can Get to Heaven or Go to Hell)
- Narrated by: Nathan Gilleland
- Length: 3 hrs and 14 mins
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Publisher's summary
Discover the Mischievous and Dark Adventures of Our Feline Friends
This mischievous collection showcases how acts of mischief, misbehavior, and mayhem might earn cats a place in the underworld. From ruling the streets with an iron paw to summoning ancient evils, each story highlights the wilder side of our beloved cats and their journey to the darker realms.
Meet the cat that curses a preacher, sealing its fate in hell, or the adventurous feline that digs so deep it awakens ancient fire spirits in a volcano. Discover the antics of the cat that loses its temper at the pearly gates, resulting in eternal damnation. These captivating stories reveal the chaos and madness that can lead cats astray, making you wonder what trouble they'll get into next.
"101 Ways a Cat Can Get to Heaven." Uncover heartwarming tales of kindness, bravery, and love that might earn cats their angelic wings. From comforting lonely spirits in abandoned houses to perfecting the art of hiding in magical boxes that transport them to celestial realms, each story celebrates the hidden virtues of cats and their journey to celestial bliss.
"101 Ways a Dog Can Go to Hell," featuring the chaotic adventures of dogs that find themselves in the underworld. From causing neighborhood digital disasters to digging so deep they fall into a never-ending abyss, these stories showcase the wild behavior that might lead a dog astray.
"101 Ways a Dog Can Get to Heaven." Discover tales of loyalty, bravery, and love, like the dog that befriends a lonely ghost in an abandoned house or the adventurous pup that ends up on a wild road trip chasing a squirrel across state lines.
Filled with humor, heart, and a touch of the supernatural, these tales are perfect for pet lovers of all ages. Whether you are looking for a great gift for dad, mom, brother, sister, daughter, or son, these books make an excellent choice for birthdays, Christmas, or any special occasion.
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