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Start Without Me

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Start Without Me

By: Gary Janetti
Narrated by: Gary Janetti
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This program is read by the author.

From New York Times bestselling author, and Family Guy writer Gary Janetti comes Start Without Me, a collection of hilarious, laugh out loud, true life stories about the small moments that add up to a big life.

Gary Janetti is bothered. By a lot of things. And thank God he’s here to tell us.

In Start Without Me, Gary returns with his acid tongue firmly in cheek to the moments and times that defined him. He takes us by the hand as we follow him through the summers he spends in his twenties, pursuing both the perfect tan and the perfect man to no avail and much regret. At his Catholic high school, he strikes up an unlikely friendship with a nun who shares Gary's love of soap operas, which becomes a salvation to them both. And don't get him started on how a bad hotel room can ruin even the best vacation. This laugh-out-loud collection of true-life stories from the man “behind his generation’s greatest comedy” (The New York Times) is for anyone who has felt the joy in holding a decade-long grudge.

Whether you are a new convert to Janetti or one of the million who follow him on social media for a daily laugh, Start Without Me will have you howling at Gary's frustrations and nodding along in agreement at the outrages of life's small slights. It's the literary equivalent of a night out with your funniest friend that you wish would never end.

A Macmillan Audio production from Henry Holt and Company.

Biographies & Memoirs Funny Witty Heartfelt Humor Essays
Hilarious Content • Witty Writing • Perfect Narration Tone • Heartfelt Stories • Personal Experiences • Brilliant Humor

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Gary has a knack for writing what we are all thinking, well what I am thinking, and made all the better in audio so we can hear the tone at which his words are meant to be delivered.

Utterly Relatable

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Gary is a talented writer and listening to him narrate his story is a special treat. Even as an oldish, straight woman, I can identify with many of his experiences. This book made me laugh out loud, while feeling deeply for the young Gary navigating his way through childhood and young adulthood. I get a kick out of following him on Instagram and am so glad things turned out so well for him.

A Great Listen

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I kept looking for activities to do so that I could continue listening with my earbuds. Walks, kayak rides, car rides...this was the second audiobook of Gary's I listened to and I actually liked this one even more.

Couldn't stop laughing out loud.

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Found myself walking around with a smile as I listened to the book. Very funny.

Funny guy. Very dry

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Wonderful writer. Excellent delivery. Laughing constantly as I listened to this. Really appreciated the comedic value as well as the heartfelt stories about his personal life. Highly recommend.

Great, listen!

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