Stay Fit and Healthy Until You're Dead Audiobook By Dave Barry cover art

Stay Fit and Healthy Until You're Dead

Preview
Get this deal Try for $0.00
Offer ends January 21, 2026 11:59pm PT
Prime logo Prime members: New to Audible? Get 2 free audiobooks during trial.
Just $0.99/mo for your first 3 months of Audible Premium Plus.
1 audiobook per month of your choice from our unparalleled catalog.
Listen all you want to thousands of included audiobooks, podcasts, and Originals.
Auto-renews at $14.95/mo after 3 months. Cancel anytime.
Pick 1 audiobook a month from our unmatched collection.
Listen all you want to thousands of included audiobooks, Originals, and podcasts.
Access exclusive sales and deals.
Premium Plus auto-renews for $14.95/mo after 30 days. Cancel anytime.

Stay Fit and Healthy Until You're Dead

By: Dave Barry
Narrated by: Arte Johnson
Get this deal Try for $0.00

$14.95/mo after 3 months. Cancel anytime. Offer ends January 21, 2026 11:59pm PT.

$14.95/month after 30 days. Cancel anytime.

Buy for $14.58

Buy for $14.58

LIMITED TIME OFFER | Get 3 months for $0.99 a month

$14.95/mo thereafter-terms apply.
Now is not the time to start that fitness program! Instead, laugh along with humorist Dave Barry as he debunks, demotivates, and delights on the subject of fitness. Hear his inimitable views on exercise ("the best time would be the first thing after Easter, but not the one coming up"), weights ("big-time lifters have turned into 400-pound hairy sweaty shapeless grunting masses of tissue. And the men are even worse"), and much more.©1985 Rodale Press (P)1996 by The Audio Partners Publishing Corp. Literature & Fiction Satire Funny Witty
All stars
Most relevant
this is humorous and you will get some laughs. but truly, it is dated a bit

funny but out of date

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

I love Dave Barry and no one makes me laugh more. But this is one of his less funny.

Not the best

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

This is awesome. I love Dave Barry! I listen to this at work and it makes the day fly by.

Hilarious

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

I’m a big Dave Barry fan and read his weekly column for years. This book is over 30 years old and typical of his formulaic but imaginative wit. Arte reads it well but doesn’t always hit the punch lines in rhythm. I recommend playing it a bit at a time so you don’t get saturated with his style; that’s how I used to savor his columns anyway.

Nostalgic vs dated humor, but usually funny

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

I read the book several years ago and thought it was funny. But listening to Arte Johnson read it is even funnier! I almost hurt myself I was laughing so hard.

Excellent

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

See more reviews