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Mary Lennox starts her life as an unhappy victim of circumstance. After the loss of her parents, she moves to rural Yorkshire to live with a distant uncle where she resents the wildness of the countryside. At first, she struggles to find a place in this new existence. Although unsure about her surroundings and its occupants, through the gentle guidance of the maid she gradually becomes interested in the story of Mrs Craven, who apparently used to spend her time in a garden at the house, the key to which has vanished.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Fabulous
- By Lady Lightning on 05-19-20
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Disney Princess: Belle and the Rose Riddle
- By: Disney Press, Juliana Schiavo
- Narrated by: Jeff Bennett, Piotr Michael, Julie Nathanson, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 36 mins
- Original Recording
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Belle lives in a beautiful castle with a Beast and Enchanted Objects that have come to life. But that isn’t the strangest thing about the castle. Rose petals and leaves have begun to mysteriously appear in random places, leading Belle and her companions Cogsworth the clock and Lumiere the candelabra on a hunt for an intruder.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great mystery!
- By Angela on 10-17-24
By: Disney Press, and others
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Disney Pixar Cars: The Legend of the Crystal Hubcap
- By: Disney Press, Steve Behling
- Narrated by: Larry the Cable Guy, Keith Ferguson, full cast
- Length: 1 hr and 3 mins
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Kachow! Best friends Lightning McQueen and Mater are on the road to attend Mater’s sister’s wedding allll the way across the country when they accidentally find themselves at the legendary Cave of the Crystal Hubcap. See, legend has it, whoever gazes into this hubcap becomes the luckiest racer in the world! Mater thinks the hubcap would make the perfect wedding gift and heads into the cave in search of it. Since friends don’t let friends go into caves alone, Lightning joins him. While inside, they meet a new friend and help her out of a jam.
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The CARS gang enjoy an adventure.
- By Marian K. Anderson-Danner on 09-23-24
By: Disney Press, and others
What listeners say about Dinosaurs Never Say Please and Other Stories
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
- ebelle1782
- 11-21-09
Delightful story!
My granddaughters loved this book. They travel with their parents often to see their other grandparents and take the audiobooks I get them to listen while they are in the car. The parents love the books too!
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
- Nicole
- 02-24-04
Not our favorite Bill Harley
We are HUGE Bill Harley fans but "Dinosaurs Never Say Please" just didn't live up to our expectations. It isn't as inspired, funny, or creative as the others we have. Instead try "Town Around the Bend" or "Weezee and the Moonpies"--they are amazing. Unlike "Dinosaurs" I never mind when my kids want to listen to these because we enjoy them as much as they do!
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
- Michael
- 09-22-03
A great book
Our 4 and 6 year old boys loved this book. A great addition when driving somewhere - and as they are in a 'dinosaur' phase, the concept of turning into a trex resonates well. He is a great story teller, try 'Battle of the Mad Scientist' also - another great book.
The only thing that we did not like was that the little boy kept saying that he 'hated' things. We have taught our boys that saying 'hate' is a strong word - to be avoided. Other than that - an amazing book.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
- Jeremy
- 07-28-08
Excellent story, but scary for young children
Excellent story, but scary for young children
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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Story5 out of 5 stars
- Aynsley
- 09-08-11
Belly Laughs
We purchased this audio book for our children to listen to whilst on a long road trip...the whole family loved it! The kids were roaring with laughter and I was doubled over in the front of the car...thankfully my husband was driving! Highly recommended.
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
- Elizabeth
- 06-20-04
Good but beware
There's a little scary story in the middle that my kids always skip. It kinda ruins it for them a bit.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
- Jose
- 10-19-08
Very good!
My son and I really enjoyed the stories and the author's narration.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
- Dan
- 04-10-03
Mrs Jones 1st grade class loved it!
We think this is a great story. We loved listening to the story on the computer and imagining in our minds what was being told to us. We really enjoyed the sound effects and excitement Mr. Harley used in his voice while telling the story. We also think that Jimmy learned a great lesson. Life as a dinosaur wasn't so great after all, saying Please and being polite is the right way to be.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
- Scott
- 12-20-10
Hate
I like these stories. But if you, like us prefer our kids do not say the word "Hate" then look out! It is dused A LOT in this book!
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
- Bill Maney
- 10-16-05
not as good as Town Around the Bend
There are some funny parts to this but it's not nearly as good as Town around the bend.
I did not like the language: phrases like "I hate your song" and "It's stupid", and the implication that the boy eats his parents was disturbing.
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4 people found this helpful