Chocolate on a Stick

By: Carole Bellacera

Narrated by: Angie Hickman

Velma and Louie are in their 70s...and in love with each other. They met at the mailboxes in a retirement home in Memphis, Tennessee. But trouble is on the horizon for our sprightly senior citizens. The nursing home is closing, and their children are bound and determined to separate them - keeping Velma in Memphis with her nervous Elvis Presley-impersonator, car salesman son, Farvis, and sending Louie to South Carolina with his daughter, Jeneeva, who works in a sex toy factory pouring plastic into "pecker molds", as Velma calls it.

But Velma and Louie ain't gonna take this kind of treatment from their nutty offspring. They're "runnin' oft" In a red Corvette.

©2004, 2011 Carole Bellacera (P)2013 Carole Bellacera

A little romantic humor...

This is a story about love, romance, respect and humor! If you found Thelma and Louise funny, you will find this book even funnier. This love story is about 2 people in their 70s that found each other and then the families decide they are going to split them up. Velma and Louie take off for California and lead the cops and families on a cross country chase. Good story and good supporting cast with loads of laughs. I loved the character Jack Bunn, what a great guy!

The author, Carole Bellacera did a good job writing this book. I laughed many times and even shed a few tears towards the end. The narrator did a fantastic job. Great on the Australian accent along with the southern accents. Loved the voices.

Chocolate on a Stick

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This book had me rooting for the protagonists from the get go. I hope in 20 years I will have the spunk of these two run aways. The adventures they experience had me laughing out loud. Never take senior citizens for granted, and don't try to tell them what to do!!!


The narration was well done. The characters were excellently portrayed.

One of the Most Fun, Laugh Out Loud Books Ever

CHOCOLATE ON A STICK was such a fun, fun listen. It was laugh out loud cute and chock full of county slang and idioms. I loved it when Velma said "I swan." I can remember my grandma saying that as well as other phrases. Country folks really talk this way. The two main characters Velma and Louie are so awesome. They sort of run parallel with "Thelma and Louise' in the fact that they can only be together by running away from their busybody adult children who I might add are pretty colorful characters as well.

(I'm just going to make this interjection) If you're reading this review and considering this audiobook, get it. This is one of my favorite all time books.

I liked the way the chapters were alternating POV's from each character. It gave the story a complete fullness and insight into each person and why they were the way they were.

The whole book was super fun but a few of the places where I laughed a lot more were when Louie and Velma were with the pot smokers and Louie partook and then proceeded to moon the cop that was playing lane change with them in the 'vette they were driving. Another was when they were in the casino, and in the hot air balloon. There were so many good times in this book that I hope this awesome author, CAROLE BELLACERA writes more from this vein.

ANGIE HICKMAN- What can I say. She was superb narrating this book. She nailed each and every character and nuance. She is fantastic and took a great book over the top to complete awesomeness. She's a wonderfully skilled voice actor that I can't wait to hear more from.

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Hands Down the Funniest Book I've Ever Read!

Velma and Louie may be in their 70s, but they have no intention of letting their kids separate them. When the retirement home they met in goes bankrupt, their kids decide to move them to different states. Velma is going to live with her son Farvis and his bible thumping wife, and Louie is going to live with his meek daughter Jeneeva, a 45 year old virgin with an unhealthy affection for her dog. Velma and Louie run off in a red Corvette to fulfill Velma's dream of seeing the Pacific ocean, and the whole country cheers them on.

This has got to be hands down the funniest book I've ever read! I couldn't pick a favorite moment, each scene was hilarious. I've never heard half of these Southern colloquialisms, and every time one of the characters spouted a new one I'd crack up. It's been a few hours since I finished it and my face still hurts! Velma and Louie are spunky and feisty, and I so wish I could meet them in person.

The story begins from Velma and Louie's point of view, and you can't help mentally cussing out their kids for trying to separate them. But all the kids get a few chapters from their own point of view. Once you hear their side of the story you can't help liking them, and by the time the story ended I couldn't pick a favorite character. Not only that, there's a heartwarming coming of age story woven throughout that brought tears to my eyes at the end. The speech was so perfect, I had to rewind to listen again. The whole book is unbelievably well written.

I think this is one of those times that the audio version is better than the print version. Angie Hickman is perfection with her Southern drawl, and her comedic timing brings out the best in an already great story. She's the perfect narrator for this hilarious adventure.

Excellent fun!

This story is a rip roaring fun adventure! The characters are quirky in a very normal real way and the narration just dances. I'm going right back to chapter one for another listen.