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President Me

The America That's In My Head

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President Me

By: Adam Carolla
Narrated by: Adam Carolla
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Imagine a world where New York Times bestselling author, comedian, actor, television, and podcast host Adam Carolla is the President of the United States. Can’t do it? You don’t have to! Adam has done it for you!

Podcast king Adam Carolla first shared his unique, but always funny world view in his New York Times bestseller In Fifty Years We’ll All Be Chicks—but he’s not done.

In President Me, Carolla shares his vision for a different, better America free from big issues like big government down to small problems like hotel alarm clock placement. Running on an anti-narcissism platform, President Carolla calls for a return to the values of an earlier time when stew and casserole were on every dinner table and there were no “service dogs” on airplanes. President Me hits right at the heart of what makes our country really annoying, and offers a plan to make all of our lives, but mostly Adam’s, much better.

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Hilarious Political Satire • Insightful Social Commentary • Excellent Performance • Practical Reform Ideas • Added Humor

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Would you listen to President Me again? Why?

No, because its stand-up comedy on paper.... but I'd recommend it to others.

What other book might you compare President Me to and why?

Any good comedian's humor book.

What does Adam Carolla bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

No one can deliver a comedian's words like the comedian themself. Carolla read by anyone else would be bad.

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

His logical politics , they match up so easily with my own ... and they are both humorous and revealing in contrast to real politicians.

Any additional comments?

If you enjoyed either of his first two books, or his podcast, its a must read.

Classic Carolla

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Hard work and common sense built this nation to its greatness, and Adam does a wonderful job pointing it out. A good, entertaining book that was fun to listen to. I think I'll buy his next book now and keep the fun going. Adam, you rock!

Hell Yeah!!!

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I love Adam Carolla. This book is an excellent listen and a great way to get into his podcast.

Hilarious as always!

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awesome book. Ace really delivers. if you love Carolla, you will not want to miss out on this!

great book

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I would listen again. Corolla was straight and to the point with all of his views. So true an I completely follow.

Love his views.

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