The Virgin Romance Novelist Chronicles

By: Meghan Quinn

Narrated by: Andi Arndt, Jeffrey Kafer

From USA Today best selling Author Meghan Quinn, comes a hilarious romantic comedy that will touch your heart and cause you to roar with laughter as you escape into Rosie Bloom's attempt to write a romance novel.

"Her bosom heaved at an alarming rate as his rough hand found its way down to her soft, yet wiry briar patch...."

Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about breasts? Do bosoms really heave?

Goodness, I have no idea what I'm doing. I’m a virgin attempting to write a romance novel and I'm having an impossible time trying to write a passionate and swoon-worthy love scene worthy of being published, thanks to my lack of experience.

My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen, step outside my comfort zone, and gain some real life experience through multiple dating facets such as blind dates, online profiles, and random hookups. But losing my "flower" is proving to be much tougher than expected....

This is the story of my awkward, humiliating, and slightly terrifying life, but like all romance novels, I know it will end in a happily ever after. At least that's what I keep telling myself.

Warning: Listen in the confines of your own home due to random outbursts of laughter. If you are addicted to cliffhangers, getting your heart ripped out of your chest, and feeling like a bulldozer just plowed through your stomach, then this audiobook is not for you. if you like peeing your pants and crying from laughing so hard, then please continue listening.

©2018 Meghan Quinn (P)2019 Meghan Quinn

5 thousand stars

This by far the best read I have had in years!...I don’t think I have laughed this hard from a book ever. The story is so lovable and down to earth. And though I can’t say Im proud of it I relate to her bad luck on so many levels. And the love makes it all okay!

Laughed so hard I peed my pants

Ok it was a bit too much raw comedy, but OMG I couldn't stop cracking up and some of the one liners. Absolutely great!

Hilariously perfect!

Although I don’t quite like the 2 narrator reading... on any book thus far! I enjoyed the story, the first one being the best in my opinion. Definitely a romantic comedy worth reading, or in this case listening to! Some parts made me laugh out loud, winning me confused side looks from my family who were probably thinking I was loosing my mind! 😂Definitely recommend!

Hilarious and Sweet

I have never laughed until I cried at an Audible book until now. This story will keep you entertained and laughing the entire way through.

The characters are truly lovable and interesting. The narrator helps you see the story and keeps it interesting.

If you like romantic comedy you will love this book.

Great story

The story was not what I was looking for but started to get better as the story went on. Highly recommended very funny not as relatable I did not like the friend
But overall great story