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Bible Stories for Atheists

By: Bible Stories for Atheists
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  • Your guides to the miraculously macabre stories literaly literarily littering the bible.
    © 2024 Bible Stories for Atheists
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Episodes
  • Pshitty Psalms
    Apr 28 2024

    We read a selection of Psalms suggested by AI to figure out if this ancient book of songs holds up to the hype.

    It doesn't.

    Despite Josh's warnings that we might find the material repetitive and dull, we plunge ahead with open minds, only to discover that the Psalms are boring as Pshit.

    I don't have anything more to say about it. Why don't YOU have something to say about it?! Huh!?

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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • 1 Kings Pt. 4 - Adventures in Kingdom Splitting
    Apr 14 2024

    The kingdom of Israel splits into two separate nations after the death of King Solomon. His son Rehoboam ascends to the throne and when the people ask him to not be a dick like his dad. But his friends goad him into doubling down on his dickishness. He should have listened to Nancy Reagan and just said no to peer pressure!

    So Jeroboam comes back from Egypt to take control of the northern kingdom of Israel while Rehoboam maintains control of the southern kingdom of Judah (oh yeah, and Benjamin).

    And Jeroboam decides to make some golden calves. Why would he do that? Didn't he know golden calves are bad? Does he not read his scriptures? Or is there something else going on here? Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? Is that like a medical condition? Are you giving off avian pheromones or something? You should get that checked out.

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    Website - https://www.biblestoriesforatheists.com
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    YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@bibleatheists
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    50 mins
  • 1 Kings Pt. 3 - A Biblical Guide to Banging 1000 Chicks
    Mar 31 2024

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    1 hr and 3 mins

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