I'll Show Myself Out

Essays on Midlife and Motherhood

By: Jessi Klein

Narrated by: Jessi Klein

An instant New York Times bestseller, I'll Show Myself Out is the eagerly anticipated second essay collection from Jessi Klein, author of the acclaimed debut You’ll Grow Out of It.

Longlisted for the PEN Diamonstein-Spielvogel Award for the Art of the Essay

“Sometimes I think about how much bad news there is to tell my kid, the endlessly long, looping CVS receipt scroll of truly terrible things that have happened, and I want to get under the bed and never come out. How do we tell them about all this? Can we just play Billy Joel’s We Didn’t Start the Fire and then brace for questions? The first of which should be, how is this a song that played on the radio?”

In New York Times bestselling author and Emmy Award-winning writer and producer Jessi Klein’s second collection, she hilariously explodes the cultural myths and impossible expectations around motherhood and explore the humiliations, poignancies, and possibilities of midlife.

In interconnected essays like “Listening to Beyoncé in the Parking Lot of Party City,” “Your Husband Will Remarry Five Minutes After You Die,” “Eulogy for My Feet,” and “An Open Love Letter to Nate Berkus and Jeremiah Brent,” Klein explores this stage of life in all its cruel ironies, joyous moments, and bittersweetness.

Written with Klein’s signature candor and humanity, I'll Show Myself Out is an incisive, moving, and often uproarious collection.

A must-read for all mamas

Absolutely hilarious and also heartwarming. The author articulates exactly how motherhood feels when I so often can’t find the words. Loved it!

Do people care? Yes- other moms.

This whole book was amazing. Went through it way too fast. I Especially loved the fashion chapter. What the fuck am I supposed to wear?!

THE best book about parenting

It’s the best book about parenting without being a book about parenting. What a beautiful soul this author is.

Jessi!

Such a powerful collection of essays. Hero’s journey made me weep. Underwear sandwich made me cackle. It’s just great.

Just finished and I want to read it again IMMEDIATELY.

This is by far my favorite book about the experience of motherhood that I’ve ever read, and embarrassingly, I’ve read A LOT of books about the experience of motherhood. It made me laugh and cry and more than anything, feel a lot less alone.