3. Family Ornaments

It's all unraveling and we're only three episodes in to The 25 Days of Joemas! Today's movie was one Joe really, really did not like. It's the family-friendly, childhood trauma-focused, be-careful-what-you-wish-for holiday adventure, "Family Ornaments" (2023)!

Meet Meredith! She's one of the most unlikeable protagonists we've met yet! She's an awful sister, mean wife, invasive mom, and all-around self-serving person! She at least seemed to be an okay daughter. Good for her dead mom, I guess. Oh yeah, her mom just died. Meredith buys a mystery ornament from a mystery German and accidentally kills her whole family because they won't follow her rules. That's the gist of the movie and I'm not kidding. Merry Christmas!

The episdoes are somehow getting longer. What's wrong with Joe? Why is he talking so much? Maybe you'll figure it out by listening to this, the third episode of THE 25 DAYS OF JOEMAS!

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2. Mistletoe Time Machine

Welcome to the second episode of The 25 Days of Joemas! Today's celebration of Joemas centers on the high school time travel good time (don't focus too much on the trauma), "Mistletoe Time Machine" (2022)!

Ishani, Mei-Ling, and Taijah were high school best friends. They were also a part of the confusingly popular band, SQUAD 3D! That is, they were until the events of the Holiday Showdown! One passed out, one threw up, and one attacked a woman. They also stopped being friends. It was pretty crazy! Anyway, 14 years later none of them are happy and they're tricked by a creepy Santa to travel back in time and fix their problems.

Listen to Joe talk about a movie for longer than the movie lasts. Yes, for the second episode in a row. It's too long. He doesn't know what's happening. Maybe you can figure it out if you listen to this, the second episode of THE 25 DAYS OF JOEMAS!

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1. Christmas Lucky Charm

It's a the first episode of a new series! Welcome to The 25 Days of Joemas! It's not as many as 60 movies! Joe explains in this episode what's going on! Lastly, Joe watches a movie that's fine, but also sort of bad, "Christmas Lucky Charm" (2022)!

Poor Jessica! All of her exes get married right after she breaks up with them. Is she cursed? Or is she a lucky charm for them? Maybe both! Actually, it's neither! It's neither!

Listen to Joe talk for genuinely longer than the movie lasts. Listen to him go nuts about an hour in. Listen to him try, in this, the first episode of THE 25 DAYS OF JOEMAS!

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