If you're a host about to bring me up having a panic attack because you forgot how to say my last name then listen to the first ~45 seconds of this episode. You're doing a great job hosting too. Did I mention I like your shoes?

And you can absolutely still ask me. It's all good.

After that it's a regular Midnight Snack. It's hard to buy groceries when your accounts are frozen, so an episode will be coming later in the week when I'm free from Bank Jail.

Comedian Kelly MacFarland comes by and asks Danny to make a Grilled Cheese and a Tomato Soup.

The two start with a cheese pull, Kelly telling us she graduated with 79 kids in the class of her Maine high school, and how going to college in Portland felt like a move to "The Big City." Kelly also tells us about taking her time to get married, how she wanted to be absolutely sure of her partner as well as herself, and what it's like being the mother of a child from a previous relationship.

Kelly also tells us about her Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, and how the fixations of death she had as a child finally confronted her when both of her parents passed in quick succession. Despite an entire life's worth of worry, Kelly found herself not only being able to handle it, but being able to live with it.

Support Kelly:

Upcoming tickets for shows can be found at kellymacfarland.com

A message for Kelly's son I forgot to add during that part of the conversation: Even if you're a freshman, ask out that cute senior girl on the rugby team. Who cares if she says yes. Who cares if she says no. What's important is you took the gamble.

When multiple cancellations happen, sometimes you have to call in your knight in shining armor to save the day.

Ryan Ellington hangs out for Game 1 between the Dallas Mavericks and Los Angeles Clippers for the NBA playoffs. This is the new record for most names cut in an episode, and there probably should have been more.

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Instagram: @ryan_ellington_

Ryan will be with Cash Cab's Ben Bailey this weekend at Roar Comedy Club in Springfield. Follow this link for tickets.