Berry Barry

The Blood Orchard War Arc

By: Vash The Author

Narrated by: Ben Douglas

Mature Content Warning: Violence, Language

The Royal Road hit arrives in print! Start the series with The Blood Orchard War Arc, the first arc of Berry Barry.

“What? So I’m a damn blueberry now?”

Yes, Barry. Yes you are.

Barry just wanted to get through life. Working a useless job by day, drinking at a forgotten bar by night. It was a miserable cycle, but one he grew attached to over time.

Then Barry died.

Waking up, he found himself in an enormous orchard, brimming with color, fresh air, and vast oceans of blue sky. Unfortunately he also found armored insects, dark castles, and a world of powerful magic. How will Barry, the common calypso blueberry, ever hope to survive?

Through the power of evolution. That’s how.

Berry Barry is a gothic fantasy LitRPG about evolution. For fans of Hot Topic, fruit salad, and books.

©2022 Vash The Author (P)2022 Vash The Author

A bit of set up but worth it in the end.

Took a bit to get moving but it's well set up for a promising book 2. The performance was great. Overall, it's worth the credit.

intresting

well, this was an interesting book, lol first time reading about evolution into a blueberry, but being strong, I do recommend giving it a try.

Great story with lots of action

lots of jokes, lots of action and lots of berry... or is it Barry? oh who cares, give it a listen. Can't wait for the sequel

Way too many forced puns

The bad:
I usually love these kinds of books but this is probably one of the worst books I've ever finished reading.

The puns were extremely forced, often to the detriment of flow and pasing of the book. I never got into the flow of listening to it and kind of had to force myself to finish.

The good:
This premise is quite unique and interesting to listen to and when the puns are well timed they are extremely enjoyable.

The narrator did a good job and was quite pleasing to listen to.

If you adjust your expectations before going into the book I expect you will enjoy it more than I did.

Happy listening 🙂

What a delightful story

This was so cute and fun. A grown adult isekaid to a world with a system but he comes back as a blueberry. No arms, no legs, no neck. Just a talking blueberry. That and the hijinks that follow