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What's Up, Mary Brown?

The Mary Brown Novels, Book 1

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What's Up, Mary Brown?

By: Bernice Bloom
Narrated by: Teresa-May Whittaker
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From top-selling comedy writer Bernice Bloom.
Half a million books sold!

Note: previously released as Diary of an Adorable Fat Girl

Mary Brown is funny, gorgeous, and bonkers. She's also about 50lbs overweight. When she realises that she can't cross her legs and has trouble bending over to tie her shoelaces without wheezing like an elderly chain-smoker, it's time to take action.
So, one rainy day she puts down her pizza and heads off to Fat Club, where she flirts, causes mayhem, and celebrates every pound lost with a huge glass of wine.

The friends she encounters, and a man she meets, change her life forever.

©2023 Alison Kervin (P)2023 Alison Kervin Literature & Fiction Romance Romantic Comedy Comedy Funny

Critic reviews

"I cried with laughter. Mary is like everyone who's ever tried to lose weight." (Daily Mail)

"Seriously--buy this book. It's the funniest thing I've ever read." (Cosmo)
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Silly, not a attention grabber. I will not be reading the rest of the series.

Not much to it.

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I got really bored with it, and thought it would never end! I doubt I will read anything else by this author.

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