Revenge of the Furballs

24/7 Demon Mart, Book 5

By: D.M. Guay

Narrated by: Todd Haberkorn

One loser, one talking cockroach, and one karate-chopping bombshell stand between YOU and a menacing army of...fat, adorable hamsters? Wait. Back up.

Lloyd Wallace has been through a lot these past few months. He's stopped the zombie apocalypse, fought off demonic possession by the deadly sin of sloth, and helped the grim reaper get his job back. All he wants is to retreat to his oasis—Okay, so it's not an oasis. It's his childhood bedroom, in his parents' house, but still—to rest and recharge. Easy, right?

Nope. First, he finds a mysterious hamster with a terrible attitude and sharp teeth in his closet. Then his manager—a salty, foul-mouthed hard-partying cockroach—moves in with him. When his employee manual takes over his beanbag and his disgraced guardian angel hides from the Lord's wrath in the closet, it's clear Lloyd's room is no longer a peaceful sanctuary. It's become a crash pad for wayward supernatural creatures.

Things outside the house are even worse. 24/7 Demon Mart is infested with hamsters. Hungry vampires are attacking people on the street, unraveling the uneasy truce between the werewolves and vampires. If they can't convince their fanged and furry neighbors to kiss and make up, the 24/7 Demon Mart crew will be caught in the middle of a war.

Can Lloyd and the Demon Mart crew maintain the delicate balance that holds the magical community together? Or will the entire neighborhood—and Lloyd's life—fall apart? And where the hell are all these hamsters coming from?

Find out in Revenge of the Furballs: 24/7 Demon Mart 5.

Revenge of the Furballs is a vampires vs. werewolves horror comedy with a side of hamsters—lots and lots of hamsters. It is the fifth book in the 24/7 Demon Mart series.

©2023 D.M. Guay (P)2023 Podium Audio

I need more demon mart!!

I would really 1,000 of these books I swear. everything from the story to the Performance the twists and comedy and everything about ALL of these books. going to copy this to every volume so everyone sees this series is SO WORTH IT, FANTASTIC!!

Good bublegum book

This is a good book to listen to when you need to get other things done. It has a light plot and easy-to-remember characters. It is written so that if you miss a sentence or paragraph, you will stay with the flow of the story.

super funny

omg this book is funny...I love it. give me more now. I like his books.

Simple Joy

The DM Guay/Todd Haberkorn collaboration makes this book absolutely brilliant. This is pure giggle and exactly what I needed. Lots of insanity and asking yourself if that is really what you just heard?? Please keep on entertaining us.

an audible favorite

AAA performance and it doesn't get better then this for audible comedy titles. One of my top recommends