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My Favorite Kidnapper

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My Favorite Kidnapper

By: Melanie Moreland
Narrated by: Maxine Mitchell, John Lane
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A laugh-out-loud, unconventional opposites-attract love story from New York Times best-selling author Melanie Moreland.

I touched her confectionary creation, and she told me off. Slapping my hands and cursing in her own unique fashion. No one talked to me that way. I liked it.

I liked her cake even more. So, I took her to Italy to bake for me. I should have asked her first, but I had a feeling she'd say no. But I brought her cat, so that should count for something.

Now, I just need to convince her to stay. And forget that little word. Kidnapper. I'd prefer lover. But we'll wait until she doesn't want to kill me in my sleep.

©2023 Moreland Books Inc (P)2023 Moreland Books Inc
Romantic Comedy Funny Witty Feel-Good
Witty Banter • Romantic Comedy • Perfect Narration • Emotional Rollercoaster • Clever Plot • Heartfelt Emotions

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Okay, I'll be honest. I've sort of tried audiobooks before and just couldn't stay focused on the story. However, My Favorite Kidnapper by Melanie Moreland changed all that. The time flew by as the narrators wove the story around me. I could close my eyes and see what I was hearing and it made the story that much better. I loved reading the ebook, but this was next level. Dante and Brianna's story is a laugh out loud, steamy romance with a sweet tooth. You have to read or, better yet, listen to this work of art.

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This was such a light and fun story to listen to. It was different from what I would usually pick-up but so glad I got to experience it. The bonus epilogue was everything! The narrators did a great job bringing the story to life.

Fun and sweet story

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This was such a sweet and charming story. I had a lot of fun with it and really enjoyed seeing both points of view. Very unique storyline!

Definitely my favorite kidnapper!

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My Favorite Kidnapper follows Brianna (a baker) and Dante (a thief/art collector). This is age gap, instalust, kidnapping, curvy heroine, morally gray hero, rom-com. Dante meets Brianna at a wedding, and decides that wants her and her cupcakes. He tells her that she will come with him and she sort of believes him, but is convinced when she goes to sleep in Toronto and wakes up in Italy! She is sassy and he loves it! Brianna doesn’t really mind being kidnapped by Dante, and it turns into a joke with them. The 3rd act break up is reasonable for the story. The romance is pretty cute. The spicy scenes are awkward, and they help further the romance. This a solid read that I did find myself chuckling with.

Cute Rom-Com

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Just loved it. The storyline was amusing and the performance were spot on! Highly recommended.

So funny

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