I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom
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Ari Fliakos
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Jason Pargin
About this listen
A standalone darkly humorous thriller set in modern America's age of anxiety, by New York Times bestselling author Jason Pargin.
Outside Los Angeles, a driver pulls up to find a young woman sitting on a large black box. She offers him $200,000 cash to transport her and that box across the country, to Washington, DC.
But there are rules:
He cannot look inside the box.
He cannot ask questions.
He cannot tell anyone.
They must leave immediately.
He must leave all trackable devices behind.
As these eccentric misfits hit the road, rumors spread on social media that the box is part of a carefully orchestrated terror attack intended to plunge the USA into civil war.
The truth promises to be even stranger, and may change how you see the world.
A Macmillan Audio production from St. Martin’s Press.
©2024 Jason Pargin (P)2024 Macmillan AudioListeners also enjoyed...
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Separated by 10 years, 3,000 miles, and the unrelenting stresses of adulthood, best friends Janet and Serena plan a 40th birthday girls’ trip to reconnect. But after a massive crash, they’re the only survivors to wash ashore on an uncharted Caribbean Island. Armed with only the clothes on their backs and zero survival skills, they fight to overcome hunger, thirst, deadly wildlife—and most terrifyingly—decades of accrued resentment. Can they find their way home, or will they kill each other first?
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Get ready to Laugh
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Lucas knows the perfect night entails just three things: video games, wine, and pad thai. Peanuts are a must! Other people? Not so much. Why complicate things when he’s happy alone? Then one day the apartment board, a vexing trio of authority, rings his doorbell. And Lucas’s solitude takes a startling hike. They demand to see his frying pan. Someone left one next to the recycling room overnight, and instead of removing the errant object, as Lucas suggests, they insist on finding the guilty party. But their plan backfires. Colossally.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Narrator doesn’t get Backman’s satire or rhythm
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In this award-winning Audible Studios production, Trevor Noah tells his wild coming-of-age tale during the twilight of apartheid in South Africa. It’s a story that begins with his mother throwing him from a moving van to save him from a potentially fatal dispute with gangsters, then follows the budding comedian’s path to self-discovery through episodes both poignant and comical.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great book and perfect narration
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A bad best man’s speech can ruin a wedding. Why do we plan every detail of a perfect day and then give the groom’s idiot best friend five minutes of total power? Enter Nate (Glen Powell), a speechwriter-for-hire who helps people write incredible best man speeches. To keep the best man from embarrassing himself (and the newlyweds), Nate uses his list of don’ts: Don’t mention the exes, don’t be rated R, and don’t bum everyone out. Nate’s system never fails. That is, until he meets Dan (Nicholas Braun).
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SO GOOD
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The True Story of The Coward Brothers follows two musical brothers – one English, one American, both the illegitimate sons of dubious parentage who may, as they claim to be, "one and half-brothers" – perhaps a reference to the disparity in their height and relative talents.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Cute
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Traumatized by the bombing of Dresden at the time he had been imprisoned, Pilgrim drifts through all events and history, sometimes deeply implicated, sometimes a witness. He is surrounded by Vonnegut's usual large cast of continuing characters (notably here the hack science fiction writer Kilgore Trout and the alien Tralfamadorians, who oversee his life and remind him constantly that there is no causation, no order, no motive to existence).
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4 out of 5 stars
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Don't Quit Your Daytime Job, James
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Everyone else knows the truth about you. Now you can know it, too. That's the slogan. The product: a junky contraption that tattoos personalized revelations on its users' forearms. It's an old con, playing on the fear that we are obvious to everybody except ourselves. This particular one's been circulating New York since the 1960s. The ad works. And, oddly enough, so might the device....
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There have always been whispers. Legends. The warrior who cannot be killed. Who’s seen a thousand civilizations rise and fall. He has had many names: Unute, Child of Lightning, Death himself. These days, he’s known simply as “B.” And he wants to be able to die. In the present day, a U.S. black-ops group has promised him they can help with that. And all he needs to do is help them in return. But when an all-too-mortal soldier comes back to life, the impossible event ultimately points toward a force even more mysterious than B himself. One at least as strong. And one with a plan all its own.
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- Anonymous User
- 09-24-24
Can't believe someone would write this
I had to pick this book up given the controversy and despite that I was hooked. Fantastic book. I was outraged by headlines but fell in love with the paragraphs.
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- Anonymous User
- 10-02-24
loved this book so much I have to try cooking some string cheese!
Jason Pargin did it again. He wrote another book I couldn't put down! This one is actually more terrifying than the others because he reflects a funhouse version of the real world that's only a millimeter away.
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- 10-20-24
Wow … loved it!
The writing is extremely creative and entertaining. The performance is the best I’ve ever experienced; fabulous job of changing voices for each character.
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- lauren
- 11-04-24
Pulled me in!
This book has my attention from beginning to end, also does a great job of getting the reader to think and view different perspectives.
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- Anonymous User
- 10-01-24
This read was inspired!
I really enjoyed the way Jason spiraled the narrative through a series of lenses which felt real and relatable. I really enjoys his books (I've heard all of them) but this one takes the cake!
Thank you Jason... can't wait for the next one 😉
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- Robin
- 10-05-24
Great book!
I loved this book! I love all of this author's books. He's got a habit of keeping it interesting the whole way through. Humor and action, relatable characters and characters that remind me of people I know. In every book,I feel this way. His humor and insight make it even better. I would recommend this to everyone.
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- Anonymous User
- 10-26-24
I'm starting to worry that I have to wait!
I wish I could fast-forward to every new release from Jason Pargin. His books are like Christmas to me, and I wish they could last forever. This one is simple, fun, and endlessly entertaining. Keep writing, and I'll keep reading (or listening)!
Also, Ari Fliakos does an excellent job bringing even more life to this dynamic cast of characters. Really great work—I look forward to hearing more from you.
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- Anonymous User
- 10-23-24
Many unpredictable twist and turns!
This was one of thr entertaining books I have list to ever. I will read all that he writes and all he has written. I can't say enough how great a ride this listen was. I may even listen again.
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- Adam Brower
- 10-03-24
I was asked to say controversial, but
I found this boom smart, hilarious, thought provoking and thoroughly entertaining. It depicts a sound and comprehensible view to the modern problem of mass connectivity where people can safely share their most |= |_| ( |< |= |) up opinions behind the safety of their screens, which most likely will lead to everyone loosing their mind all at the same time. 😅
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- Anonymous User
- 10-28-24
Amazing work
Love everything about this book could not wait to find out what was in the box
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