Fangs for Nothing

The Nevermore Murder Club and Smutty Book Coven, Book 1

By: Steffanie Holmes

Narrated by: Kylie Stewart, Justin Hill

He's a hot, grumpy, reclusive vampire, and the last thing he wants is an interfering human tidying his castle… until her.

Lord Alaric Valerian has a problem. His mother is visiting his castle for the first time, but she doesn't know that Alaric has filled every room with his centuries of artistic passions and creative pursuits.

Desperate, he hires professional organizer Winnie Preston to help him tame the mess. But Alaric isn't prepared for bubbly, passionate Winnie to show up at his castle and ram a metaphorical stake through his cold, vampire heart. Winnie sets his fangs on edge, but the more closely he works with her, the more he wishes she could be his.

So when Alaric's mother arrives with a new bride-to-be in tow, Alaric convinces Winnie to pretend to be his fiance. He may be causing all kinds of scandal in the vampire court by being engaged to a human, but at least he doesn't have to give up his reclusive life.

But Winnie still doesn't know Alaric's a vampire, and Alaric doesn't count on Winnie's meddling book club pinning him for a mysterious murder in the village. Will their maybe-not-so-fake-marriage survive once Winnie discovers the monster that lurks beneath his fangs?

Fangs for Nothing is a kooky, spooky, vampire romance full to the cauldron-brim with fake dating, a meddling smutty book club, murder and mystery aplenty, endless cups of tea, quirky characters, and a broody vampire with an ass so fine, Geralt of Rivia comes to him for fitness tips.

©2024 Steffanie Holmes (P)2025 Podium Audio

Great book

I liked it a lot the story was great I can’t wait for the next one. The narrators were great I liked their voices a lot. Would definitely recommend.

Winnie’s issues

Winnie confronts her trauma by organizing others’ rooms while building friendships with a cast of interesting characters

Adorable Twisty Fun

I love the wit and the handful of twists in the story. Definitely is one of those semi predictable books, but I enjoyed it. can't wait to follow the series.

I love the story and the way it was read made it feel so natural.

The story was very good, I enjoyed the hint of comedy and the mystery. Predictable but what HEA isn’t. That’s what make you push through the hard parts.

Loved it; need to know more

Loved Winnie and Alaric’a story….
The twists and turns….
Ready for what comes next in the story