Vortena

Everybody Loves Large Chests, Book 3

By: Neven Iliev

Narrated by: Jeff Hays

What happens when one takes a murderous psychopath and forces them to team up with a cowardly tinkerer? Though not a question that Jeremiah ever expected to ponder, he is nevertheless looking forward to seeing what the aforementioned duo will cook up. Success or failure does not matter to Richard, only that the journey be entertaining.

Things are far less jovial for the one under Tom's "care," however. Stuck in the monster-infested wilderness, lacking the usual backup, hunted by the Empire's top brass and tasked with an incredibly vague and obtuse quest, Boxxy will face a world of uncertainty and adversity.

However, this is nothing new. Pain, suffering and loss are things that have been commonplace since day one, and Boxxy is not only entirely undaunted, but also eager to share those valuable lessons with its new "companion." With things both shiny and tasty on the line, the crafty killer has every intention of showing that lich who's boss.

Assuming Boxxy manages to find it, of course.

CONTENT WARNING: Profanity, gore, violence, explicit adult content.

©2018 Neven Iliev (P)2018 Soundbooth Theater

good minus the sex stuff

I read litrpg for the worlds and stories not for 20-30 mins of erotica in these books... come on I can't recommend this to friends, I'm not 13 any more

Absolutely Fabulous!

it has been a while since I have enjoyed a series so much. I definitely recommend this comedic masterpiece. keep them coming!!

crass,rude, profane, and TASTY!

a horrible person wrote this book.
he wrote this book for horrible people.
if you can take a joke, you may like it.
if you laugh at X-Rated evil and perverse acts, performed out of ignorance in crazy situational irony you may love this book...

best story and narration evar.

the narrator goes all in. our writer has a ball utilizing silly internet memes for fun, and out narrator goes all in by singing them properly to illustrate their ridiculousness and enjoyable nature. listen, indulge the superb sound editing and the magnificent narration. This writer and narrator deserve the money and encouragement.

Great

I hope they continue with the book i love them so much this book was crazy and twisted but surprisingly great story line that makes you wonder how people think or act if they only have a few bits of information.