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Dead Tired I
- Narrated by: Justin Thomas James, Dorrie Sacks, Tiana Camacho, Jeff Hays
- Length: 9 hrs and 43 mins
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In the distant past, a time of magic and swordplay, there lived Harold, the mightiest lich of all, a master of arcane sciences, and a challenger of gods. After reaching the pinnacle of his power and finding it surprisingly bland, Harold waged a cataclysmic war against the gods, aiming to shatter the very system that confined him.
Then, he took a nap.
An incredibly long nap that ends with a jolt, thanks to an unwitting adventurer who trips into Harold's crypt. Blinking into the torchlight, Harold finds a world he barely recognizes. No more swords and sorcery, but a universe buzzing with cultivation, celestial sects, and far too many pretentious dialogues about the path to godhood.
Harold is no naïve cultivator. He's an ancient lich with a single ambition: to slide back into his uninterrupted eternal slumber. But the cacophony of quarreling sects and smug martial artists seems determined to keep him awake.
Undeterred, the sleep-deprived overlord is ready to confront this brave new world. After all, no aspiring deity, no grandiose sect, and certainly no self-righteous martial artist is going to rob him of his beauty sleep.
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- James Mikel
- 01-18-24
Great story, great production!
The world building seems well thought out, and the characters are more interesting than most similar books. Definitely worth a few laughs as well.
Also the bone-daddy jokes.
Harold casts “pun-ishing humor”. It’s super effective. Listener takes 1 psychic damage.
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- Kyle Young
- 12-22-23
Awesome story with and awesome cast
Overpowered lich who woke up after 2000 years doing whatever he wants. It's funny with ALOT of dad puns. The cast is great and sounded like they really enjoyed their roles.
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- Jessie
- 12-25-23
Magical bone daddy
Yep that phraae exists, along with a nyan-binary cat them, and an inspiring amount of puns, it’s a fun listen with a good range from sound booth, they promised basically a cookbook for a review so gotta get that.. rolling :3 nyeahahahahaha
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- aimee
- 02-06-24
A fresh perspective for LitRPG
Quite a different kind of main character. Very fun read… especially if you like good bad guys and cheesy puns.
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- GrimReaperD13
- 12-20-23
Crypt Keeper?
If you like the Crypt Keeper you will definitely like this pun story, i certainly did.
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- Lawanda G.
- 12-23-23
Make way for Majic Bone Daddy!
When I first head that I was on the floor. I hope Noone reads this comment before reading the book. It's a spoiler that begs to be shared.
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- Amazon Customer
- 01-05-24
Great Series Start!
The only thing that I’m disappointed in, is the fact that I can’t immediately listen to the next book in the series… humor, relationship growth, characters, storyline you can feel is heading toward multiple fun and exciting places layered within each other!!! Please get the next audiobook out soon! And keep the boos coming!!!
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- Anonymous User
- 01-25-24
great humor and story
one of the better stories I've listened to by curiosity and I hope that more come out including if you love puns and silly humor this is the book for you
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- Keith Huntington
- 12-31-23
Hilarious story, awesome production
The narrators made this a lot of fun. Be sure to listen to the extras at the end!
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- Amazon Customer
- 03-25-24
fun read
it was a fun read, ill definitely be getting the next ones when they come out
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