Morningwood

Everybody Loves Large Chests, Book 1

By: Neven Iliev

Narrated by: Jeff Hays

Large chests are said to encompass all manner of hopes and dreams. Men covet them. Women envy them. But one fact holds true—everyone wants to get their hands on some big ones.

The same holds true for one intrepid adventurer—a strapping young lad by the name of Himmel. Armed with his grandfather’s trusty longsword and the dream of being the strongest, he sets out on the journey of a lifetime! It is sure to be a long and dangerous road, fraught with danger! And it all starts with a simple test—reach Level 5 in the dungeon called the "newbie zone" and earn the right to become a full-fledged adventurer!

However, such things get hopelessly derailed when his adolescent mind beholds an exposed chest for the first time. A fateful meeting that would inevitably lead his life in a direction he never even dreamed of!

Content warning: Profanity, Gore, Sexual Themes.

©2017 Neven Iliev (P)2017 Soundbooth Theater

Meh

I'm a fan of LitRPG but this one was just so-so for me. It was amusing but ultimately I found it a little boring. This certainly has nothing on The Land series or even Delvers LLC.

summary misleading, better stories elsewhere

The story is about a monster, not a human. The book is only moderately funny and all the women are described the same. I like juvenile humor, but this wasn't well executed.

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Morning wood! This story is a bit crazy but a ton of fun and Jeff delivers an amazing performance on this one! If you are looking for something a bit different and fun you should check this one out!

A little dirty

But everyone can appreciate a large chest even if it has a little shit on it

Cant wait for vol 2.

i am a gamer both video and table top. this book cracked me up with quite a few curve balls and some sexual humor to pair nicely with the gamer geek jokes