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Story5 out of 5 stars 6
When food poisoning sweeps through Dallas, Patrick Laycal doesn't expect a princess to show up at his door asking for his help. Her one, simple request dumps him in the middle of a royal mess—one that could cost him far more than just his life.
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5 out of 5 stars
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An interesting start.
- By Jon (WEKM) Krupp on 04-02-24
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The Vampire of Montana
- Agents of the Royal States, Book 1
- By: Susan Copperfield
- Narrated by: Keira Grace
- Length: 8 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 45
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 44
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 44
As a member of the RPS, Daphne Niell, also known as the Vampire of Montana, lives to serve. On a good day, she hunts terrorists and eliminates them before they can strike. On a bad one, His Royal Majesty of Montana, also known as her twerp of a cousin, sends her overseas to play nice with foreign monarchs.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Narration Revised
- By Candy on 08-06-23
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Playing with Fire
- By: R. J. Blain
- Narrated by: Courtney Holly
- Length: 9 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 42
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 38
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Story5 out of 5 stars 38
Catering to the magical is a tough gig on a good day, but Bailey has few other options. Spiking drinks with pixie dust keeps the locals happy and beats cleaning up the world’s nastiest magical substances. But she could live without serving Police Chief Samuel Quinn most days of the week, especially after destroying his marriage.
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5 out of 5 stars
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non stop fun
- By Teresa Clark on 08-22-23
By: R. J. Blain
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Client from Hell
- A Magically Hellish Comedy (With a Body Count), Book 1
- By: R.J. Blain
- Narrated by: Tracey Rooney
- Length: 10 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 19
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 17
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 17
As far as plans go, Sandra Moore rather likes hers. It’s simple. It gets the job done. It reduces the devil’s house to smoldering ruins. Life is good—at least for the year she has left of it, assuming the devil doesn’t kill her first.
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5 out of 5 stars
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LOVE IT
- By Penny on 02-11-24
By: R.J. Blain
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Moon Tamed
- By: Audrey Greene
- Narrated by: Keira Grace
- Length: 10 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 5
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 5
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Story5 out of 5 stars 5
Coraline Patten enjoys nothing more than facing new challenges, but when she’s asked to evaluate Moonriver’s ruling faction, she worries she’s bitten off more than she can chew. Allasandro Stephans has reigned since she’d been a child, unwavering in his dedication to Moonriver. His heir, Calden, has supported him every step of the way. Together, the shapeshifting widower and his son appear to be the perfect men for the job of preserving and protecting their home.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A warning to vegans....
- By Kim on 02-22-24
By: Audrey Greene
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Inquisitor
- Witch & Wolf, Book 1
- By: RJ Blain
- Narrated by: Keira Grace
- Length: 12 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 7
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 7
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Story5 out of 5 stars 7
When Allison is asked to play Cinderella-turned-fiancé at a Halloween ball, the last thing she expected was to be accused of murder. She has to find the killer or she'll be put to death for the crimes she didn't commit. To make matters worse, the victims are all werewolves.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Brilliant
- By nikita on 05-12-24
By: RJ Blain
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Storm Called
- A Royal States Novel
- By: Susan Copperfield
- Narrated by: Cameron Hill
- Length: 9 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 11
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 6
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Story5 out of 5 stars 6
When food poisoning sweeps through Dallas, Patrick Laycal doesn't expect a princess to show up at his door asking for his help. Her one, simple request dumps him in the middle of a royal mess—one that could cost him far more than just his life.
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5 out of 5 stars
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An interesting start.
- By Jon (WEKM) Krupp on 04-02-24
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The Vampire of Montana
- Agents of the Royal States, Book 1
- By: Susan Copperfield
- Narrated by: Keira Grace
- Length: 8 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 45
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 44
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 44
As a member of the RPS, Daphne Niell, also known as the Vampire of Montana, lives to serve. On a good day, she hunts terrorists and eliminates them before they can strike. On a bad one, His Royal Majesty of Montana, also known as her twerp of a cousin, sends her overseas to play nice with foreign monarchs.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Narration Revised
- By Candy on 08-06-23
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Booked for Murder
- Vigilante Magical Librarians, Book 1
- By: R.J. Blain
- Narrated by: Keira Grace
- Length: 12 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 23
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 23
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 23
Life as a bodyguard and driver for the rich, famous, and powerful is dangerous on a good day, and after sustaining a crippling injury while on duty, Janette’s left with few options. Having signed a "for life" contract but unable to work, she uses her skills to disappear.
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1 out of 5 stars
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AI narrator?
- By Bobbie Reich on 01-18-24
By: R.J. Blain
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Hypnos
- Seeking the Zodiacs, Book 1
- By: R. J. Blain
- Narrated by: Nicole Blessing
- Length: 9 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 7
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 6
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 6
Following the devastation of World War III, nuclear radiation has spawned magic, ranging from nuisance koppa oni plaguing the Golden Gate to masters of the elements. It falls to the FBI's supernatural quads and their supervisors to protect those who can't protect themselves.
By: R. J. Blain
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Outfoxed
- The Fox Witch, Book 1
- By: R.J. Blain
- Narrated by: Keira Grace
- Length: 9 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 6
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 5
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Story5 out of 5 stars 5
Death is a way of life outside of the safety of Inner Tulsa, and Jade means to keep flipping Mother Nature off until old age claims her. With one eye always on the sky, the last thing she needs is a pack of bounty hunters out for her living head. With no idea of why anyone would want her, her wits might keep her free, assuming she can resist the charming lures of Sandro, one of the men out to claim her as his own.
By: R.J. Blain
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Blood Bound
- A Lowrance Vampires Novel
- By: R.J. Blain
- Narrated by: Tracey Rooney
- Length: 11 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 11
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 9
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 9
After waking in a shallow grave and clawing her way to freedom, Penelope Francis hunts for the rogue who stole her life and transformed her into a vampire. Despite being corrupted into a feared preternatural, she clings to her humanity and refuses to prey on innocents, instead slaking her thirst on other miscreant vampires. In exchange for a chance at revenge, she joins forces with the charismatic master of the Lowrance brood, a choice that may spell the salvation—or destruction—of humanity as she knows it.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Bland and Boring 30 YO MarySue
- By OnlyPaid ReviewsStay on 10-07-23
By: R.J. Blain
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Karma
- Balancing the Scales, Book 1
- By: R.J. Blain
- Narrated by: Keira Grace
- Length: 12 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 8
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 6
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Story5 out of 5 stars 6
Karma Johnson has spent her entire adult life working to become a member of FBI's Child Abduction Rapid Deployment team. She's earned her transfer to CARD, but when she's caught up in the kidnapping of an infant from a festival, she learns what it's like to be the victim. Pretending she's a teen keeps her alive while trying to get herself and the baby to safety.
By: R.J. Blain
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Water Viper
- A Jesse Alexander Novel
- By: R.J. Blain
- Narrated by: Juliana Solo
- Length: 20 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 13
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 13
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Story5 out of 5 stars 13
During Starfall, magic flooded the Earth and destroyed most technology while humans developed strange new powers. As the scion of a male-dominated clan, Jesse should have risen to become a hero. One disastrous choice ruins her hopes for the future.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Interesting world ideas.
- By Jon (WEKM) Krupp on 06-09-24
By: R.J. Blain
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Dead to the World
- Crossroads Queen, Book 1
- By: Annabel Chase
- Narrated by: Vivienne Leheny
- Length: 7 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 174
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 154
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 155
Lorelei Clay isn’t like other people. She isn’t even like other supernaturals. Her specialties are the nightmares of the living, communication with the dead, and cooking bacon until it’s golden brown and perfectly crispy—no magic required.
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4 out of 5 stars
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bought book 2
- By LittlePinkShopper on 02-12-24
By: Annabel Chase
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The Magical Beings' Rehabilitation Center: The Complete Series
- By: K.M. Shea
- Narrated by: Natalie Duke
- Length: 22 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 71
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 64
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 64
This special boxset contains the complete urban fantasy series, The Magical Beings' Rehabilitation Center: Vampires Drink Tomato Juice, Goblins Wear Suits, and The Lost Files of the MBRC.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Fun and Unexpected
- By Bookish on 07-25-23
By: K.M. Shea
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Ginger Snapped
- By: Bernadette Franklin
- Narrated by: Keira Grace
- Length: 6 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 2
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 2
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Story5 out of 5 stars 2
Nothing screams chaos, mayhem, and desperation quite like working retail over the holidays, but with bills to pay, hungry mouths to feed, and the clock ticking on an eviction notice and her sanity, Ginger Harriet is near the end of her rope. To make matters worse, she had no intentions of becoming a single mother of three, but after the disappearance of her sister and brother-in-law, she’s determined to do her best.
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Hunted: Magiford Supernatural City
- Pack of Dawn and Destiny, Book 1
- By: K. M. Shea
- Narrated by: Kira Fixx, Adam Verner
- Length: 9 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 104
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 89
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Story5 out of 5 stars 89
Blatantly relentless and twice as deadly, Greyson rules the pack and expands its territory, even though it’s already the largest in the region. I just wish he’d stop interfering with my life. He’s got enough trouble of his own with his incomplete mate bond, but he’s made it his hobby to tease and test me at every opportunity.
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5 out of 5 stars
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I hate werewolves
- By Leya on 03-23-23
By: K. M. Shea
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Black Hat, White Witch
- Black Hat Bureau, Book 1
- By: Hailey Edwards
- Narrated by: Stephanie Richardson
- Length: 6 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 309
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 277
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 276
Remember that old line about how the only way out of the organization is in a pine box? Well, Rue Hollis spent 10 years thinking she had escaped the Black Hat Bureau, no coffin required. Then her former partner had to go and shatter the illusion by showing up on her doorstep with grim tidings.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A new, fun story!
- By Barb on 04-08-22
By: Hailey Edwards
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Sanctuary
- Roman’s Chronicles, Book 1
- By: Ilona Andrews
- Narrated by: Chris Brinkley
- Length: 4 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 255
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 224
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 224
It’s not easy serving Chernobog, the God of Destruction, Darkness and Death…especially during the holidays; and especially when you’re out of eggnog and one of your pesky, freeloading mythic creatures has eaten your last cookie. Roman would like nothing more than to be left alone, but when a wounded boy stumbles into his yard and begs for sanctuary, Roman takes him in. Now elite mercenaries are camped out on his property, combat mages are dousing the house with fire, and strange priests are unleashing arcane magic.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Narration ruins it
- By V. Ewart on 08-02-24
By: Ilona Andrews
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- roo
- 07-18-24
another top list hit!
I love these books G.P. Robbins (also known as R.J. Blain) is an amazing writer and I havnt found one of there books I don't like!
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Helen Marcroft
- 06-24-24
Unique
This book will make you laugh. By the end of this story you will be looking for other by this author. It is true entertainment with laughter love and excitement.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Rebecca C
- 05-13-24
love this start to fascinating series
wonderful story and narration. Leaves you excited for the next, but without a cliffhanger.
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- Kindle Customer
- 08-22-24
I love the world building with a side of snark.
Looking for a snarky Unicorn, we've got you covered.
I've listened to this 3 times now and I've enjoyed it more each time.
The underlying crime being investigated is gruesome, and isn't finalised here. Nicely balanced by fluff, a dragon who should never be allowed to prepare food unsupervised, and the answer to what unicorns truly poop.
Magic and magical creatures are known to exist and work along side humans in many roles.
Urban fantasy, check.
Comedy, check.
Murder mystery, check.
House hunting with a dragoness for a place to call two book hoards home, check.
Fun, somewhat wish-fullfilment story but done so very well. 6/5
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