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Family Planning: Rules for a Healthy Cult
- Narrated by: Michael James
- Length: 13 hrs and 20 mins
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Publisher's summary
This self-help book for cult leaders is ideal for anyone with a sense of humor! Dark and provocative humor… In a satirical twist, it uses short stories about 40 different cults as case studies to teach the vital steps for starting your own cult. The lessons will ensure that your cult becomes a vibrant, flourishing network of submissive lemmings and extension of God’s will, interpretable by no one but you!
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