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By:
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Peter S. Beagle
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A USA TODAY bestseller
From the New York Times bestselling author of The Last Unicorn comes a new novel with equal amounts of power and whimsy in which a loveable cast of characters trapped within their roles of dragon hunter, princess, and more must come together to take their fates into their own hands.
Dragons are common in the backwater kingdom of Bellemontagne, coming in sizes from mouse-like vermin all the way up to castle-smashing monsters. Gaius Aurelius Constantine Heliogabalus Thrax (who would much rather people call him Robert) has recently inherited his deceased dad’s job as a dragon catcher/exterminator, a career he detests with all his heart in part because he likes dragons, feeling a kinship with them, but mainly because his dream has always been the impossible one of transcending his humble origin to someday become a prince’s valet. Needless to say, fate has something rather different in mind…
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The Last Unicorn is one of fantasy’s most revered classics, beloved by generations of readers and with millions of copies in print. Revisiting the world of that novel, Beagle’s long-awaited Hugo and Nebula-Awards-winning “Two Hearts” introduced the irrepressible Sooz on a quest to save her village from a griffin, and explored the bonds she formed with unforgettable characters like the wise and wonderful Molly Grue and Schmendrick the Magician.
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Idk what’s wrong with people, this was beautiful.
- By Anonymous User on 09-10-23
By: Peter S. Beagle
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The Last Unicorn
- By: Peter S. Beagle, Patrick Rothfuss
- Narrated by: Orlagh Cassidy, Joshua Kane
- Length: 8 hrs and 9 mins
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The unicorn lived in a lilac wood, and she lived all alone...so she ventured out from the safety of the enchanted forest on a quest for others of her kind. Joined along the way by the bumbling magician Schmendrick and the indomitable Molly Grue, the unicorn learns all about the joys and sorrows of life and love before meeting her destiny in the castle of a despondent monarch—and confronting the creature that would drive her kind to extinction....
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Wonderful story given mediocre treatment in audio
- By David A. Howarth on 08-23-22
By: Peter S. Beagle, and others
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In Calabria
- By: Peter S. Beagle
- Narrated by: Bronson Pinchot
- Length: 3 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Claudio Bianchi has lived alone for many years on a hillside in Southern Italy's scenic Calabria. Set in his ways and suspicious of outsiders, Claudio has always resisted change, preferring farming and writing poetry. But one chilly morning, as though from a dream, an impossible visitor appears at the farm. When Claudio comes to her aid, an act of kindness throws his world into chaos. Suddenly he must stave off inquisitive onlookers, invasive media, and even more sinister influences.
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A Wonderful Short Story!
- By Memeke on 02-21-20
By: Peter S. Beagle
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A Fine and Private Place
- By: Peter S. Beagle, Neil Gaiman
- Narrated by: Matthew Hendrickson
- Length: 10 hrs and 12 mins
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For nineteen years, Jonathan Rebeck has hidden from the world within the confines of a Bronx’s cemetery, making an abandoned mausoleum his secret home. He speaks with the newly dead as they pass from life to wherever spirits finally go, providing them with comfort, an understanding ear, and even the occasional game of chess. But Mr. Rebeck’s reclusive life is disrupted. An impossible love has blossomed between two ghosts at Yorkchester Cemetery.
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A fine and private place
- By Deedra on 10-18-24
By: Peter S. Beagle, and others
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How to Become the Dark Lord and Die Trying
- By: Django Wexler
- Narrated by: Jeanette Illidge
- Length: 14 hrs and 1 min
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Davi has done this all before. She’s tried to be the hero and take down the all-powerful Dark Lord. A hundred times she’s rallied humanity and made the final charge. But the time loop always gets her in the end. Sometimes she’s killed quickly. Sometimes it takes a while. But she’s been defeated every time. This time? She’s done being the hero and done being stuck in this endless time loop. If the Dark Lord always wins, then maybe that’s who she needs to be. It’s Davi’s turn to play on the winning side.
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Ridiculous in the best possible way!
- By A. Olson on 06-09-24
By: Django Wexler
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Someone You Can Build a Nest In
- By: John Wiswell
- Narrated by: Carmen Rose
- Length: 9 hrs and 36 mins
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Shesheshen is a shapeshifter, who happily resides as an amorphous lump at the bottom of a ruined manor. When her rest is interrupted by hunters intent on murdering her, she constructs a body using a metal chain for a backbone, borrowed bones for limbs, and a bear trap as an extra mouth. However, the hunters chase Shesheshen out of her home and off a cliff. Badly hurt, she's found and nursed back to health by Homily, a warmhearted human, who has mistaken Shesheshen as a fellow human
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Lovely!
- By Jason on 04-09-24
By: John Wiswell
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The Way Home
- Two Novellas from the World of The Last Unicorn
- By: Peter S. Beagle
- Narrated by: Orlagh Cassidy
- Length: 5 hrs and 22 mins
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The Last Unicorn is one of fantasy’s most revered classics, beloved by generations of readers and with millions of copies in print. Revisiting the world of that novel, Beagle’s long-awaited Hugo and Nebula-Awards-winning “Two Hearts” introduced the irrepressible Sooz on a quest to save her village from a griffin, and explored the bonds she formed with unforgettable characters like the wise and wonderful Molly Grue and Schmendrick the Magician.
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Idk what’s wrong with people, this was beautiful.
- By Anonymous User on 09-10-23
By: Peter S. Beagle
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The Last Unicorn
- By: Peter S. Beagle, Patrick Rothfuss
- Narrated by: Orlagh Cassidy, Joshua Kane
- Length: 8 hrs and 9 mins
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The unicorn lived in a lilac wood, and she lived all alone...so she ventured out from the safety of the enchanted forest on a quest for others of her kind. Joined along the way by the bumbling magician Schmendrick and the indomitable Molly Grue, the unicorn learns all about the joys and sorrows of life and love before meeting her destiny in the castle of a despondent monarch—and confronting the creature that would drive her kind to extinction....
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Wonderful story given mediocre treatment in audio
- By David A. Howarth on 08-23-22
By: Peter S. Beagle, and others
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In Calabria
- By: Peter S. Beagle
- Narrated by: Bronson Pinchot
- Length: 3 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Claudio Bianchi has lived alone for many years on a hillside in Southern Italy's scenic Calabria. Set in his ways and suspicious of outsiders, Claudio has always resisted change, preferring farming and writing poetry. But one chilly morning, as though from a dream, an impossible visitor appears at the farm. When Claudio comes to her aid, an act of kindness throws his world into chaos. Suddenly he must stave off inquisitive onlookers, invasive media, and even more sinister influences.
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A Wonderful Short Story!
- By Memeke on 02-21-20
By: Peter S. Beagle
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A Fine and Private Place
- By: Peter S. Beagle, Neil Gaiman
- Narrated by: Matthew Hendrickson
- Length: 10 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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For nineteen years, Jonathan Rebeck has hidden from the world within the confines of a Bronx’s cemetery, making an abandoned mausoleum his secret home. He speaks with the newly dead as they pass from life to wherever spirits finally go, providing them with comfort, an understanding ear, and even the occasional game of chess. But Mr. Rebeck’s reclusive life is disrupted. An impossible love has blossomed between two ghosts at Yorkchester Cemetery.
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A fine and private place
- By Deedra on 10-18-24
By: Peter S. Beagle, and others
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How to Become the Dark Lord and Die Trying
- By: Django Wexler
- Narrated by: Jeanette Illidge
- Length: 14 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Davi has done this all before. She’s tried to be the hero and take down the all-powerful Dark Lord. A hundred times she’s rallied humanity and made the final charge. But the time loop always gets her in the end. Sometimes she’s killed quickly. Sometimes it takes a while. But she’s been defeated every time. This time? She’s done being the hero and done being stuck in this endless time loop. If the Dark Lord always wins, then maybe that’s who she needs to be. It’s Davi’s turn to play on the winning side.
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Ridiculous in the best possible way!
- By A. Olson on 06-09-24
By: Django Wexler
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Someone You Can Build a Nest In
- By: John Wiswell
- Narrated by: Carmen Rose
- Length: 9 hrs and 36 mins
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Shesheshen is a shapeshifter, who happily resides as an amorphous lump at the bottom of a ruined manor. When her rest is interrupted by hunters intent on murdering her, she constructs a body using a metal chain for a backbone, borrowed bones for limbs, and a bear trap as an extra mouth. However, the hunters chase Shesheshen out of her home and off a cliff. Badly hurt, she's found and nursed back to health by Homily, a warmhearted human, who has mistaken Shesheshen as a fellow human
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Lovely!
- By Jason on 04-09-24
By: John Wiswell
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Beyond the Pale
- A Fantasy Anthology
- By: Jim Butcher, Saladin Ahmed, Peter Beagle, and others
- Narrated by: Jarret Lemaster
- Length: 9 hrs and 11 mins
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Beyond the Pale is an anthology of 11 dark fantasy and paranormal stories that skirt the border between our world and others. Was that my imagination, or did I hear something under my bed? What was that blurred movement in my darkened closet? There is but a thin veil separating the real and the fantastic and therein dwell the inhabitants of these stories.
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Better than expected
- By Anonymous User on 02-24-20
By: Jim Butcher, and others
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Dreadful
- By: Caitlin Rozakis
- Narrated by: Keval Shah
- Length: 11 hrs and 28 mins
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Gav isn't really sure how he ended up with a castle full of goblins, or why he has a princess locked in a cell. All he can do is play along with his own evil plan in hopes of getting his memories back before he gets himself killed. But as he realizes that nothing—from the incredibly tasteless cloak adorned with flames to the aforementioned princess—is quite what it seems, Gav must face up to all the things the Dread Lord Gavrax has done. And he'll have to answer the hardest question of all—who does he want to be?
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The goblins!
- By Anonymous User on 06-25-24
By: Caitlin Rozakis
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What Happened in London
- DI Adams, Book 1
- By: Kim M. Watt
- Narrated by: Jane Ajia
- Length: 7 hrs and 28 mins
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Baton. Light. Chocolate. Duck. This is not DS Adams' usual kit. This is not DS Adams' usual case. She doesn't think it's anyone's usual case, not with the vanishing children and the looming bridge and the hungry river. Not with the snap-snap-snap. But six kids are missing, and she's not going to let there be a seventh. Not on her watch. And she knows how to handle human monsters, after all. How different can this really be?
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I want more
- By Anonymous User on 02-18-24
By: Kim M. Watt
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Gobbelino London & a Scourge of Pleasantries
- Gobbelino London, PI, Book 1
- By: Kim M. Watt
- Narrated by: Paul Tyreman
- Length: 8 hrs and 59 mins
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Find a missing book. That was the job the woman in the Doc Martens gave us. Easy money, right? Only now it seems she's actually an ancient, powerful sorcerer, and the book is a Book of Power that doesn't want to be found. It wants to tear reality apart at the seams, and it'll use anyone it can to do it. So now we've got one spectacularly displeased sorcerer, a hungry, still-missing book, a dentist with bad hygiene, and a neighbourhood having some reality issues to deal with. Plus about a day before the book turns our world - and us - inside out.
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Interesting start
- By Michael on 01-03-24
By: Kim M. Watt
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The Fireborne Blade
- By: Charlotte Bond
- Narrated by: Helen McAlpine
- Length: 4 hrs and 44 mins
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Maddileh is a knight. There aren’t many women in her line of work, and it often feels like the sneering and contempt from her peers is harder to stomach than the actual dragon slaying. But she’s a knight, and made of sterner stuff. A minor infraction forces her to redeem her honor in the most dramatic way possible, she must retrieve the fabled Fireborne Blade from its keeper, legendary dragon the White Lady, or die trying. If history tells us anything, it's that “die trying” is where to wager your coin.
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Awesome
- By Anonymous User on 11-24-24
By: Charlotte Bond
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All Out of Leeds
- DI Adams, Book 2
- By: Kim M. Watt
- Narrated by: Jane Ajia
- Length: 8 hrs and 36 mins
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DI Adams fled London to escape bridge-dwelling monsters and magical toasties - a one-time experience she's in no hurry to repeat. She's police, not some cryptid hunter. Leeds has other plans, though. Tasked with the seemingly mundane case of a missing necklace, Adams soon realises she's stumbled into something inexplicable. The trinket is dangerous, and she's the only one who recognises it for what it is - a weapon that could tear the North apart.
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Terrible narration
- By Some Girl on 10-11-24
By: Kim M. Watt
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A Sorceress Comes to Call
- By: T. Kingfisher
- Narrated by: Eliza Foss, Jennifer Pickens
- Length: 11 hrs and 8 mins
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Cordelia knows her mother is . . . unusual. Their house doesn’t have any doors between rooms—there are no secrets in this house—and her mother doesn't allow Cordelia to have a single friend. Unless you count Falada, her mother's beautiful white horse. The only time Cordelia feels truly free is on her daily rides with him. But more than simple eccentricity sets her mother apart. Other mothers don’t force their daughters to be silent and motionless for hours, sometimes days, on end. Other mothers aren’t sorcerers.
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Fantastic listen!
- By Anonymous User on 08-26-24
By: T. Kingfisher
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The Cautious Traveller's Guide to the Wastelands
- A Novel
- By: Sarah Brooks
- Narrated by: Katie Leung, Kobna Holdbrook-Smith
- Length: 9 hrs and 13 mins
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There is only one way to travel across the Wastelands: on the Trans-Siberian Express, a train as famous for its luxury as for its danger. The train is never short of passengers, eager to catch sight of Wastelands creatures more miraculous and terrifying than anything they could imagine. But on the train's last journey, something went horribly wrong, though no one seems to remember what exactly happened. Not even Zhang Weiwei, who has spent her life onboard and thought she knew all of the train’s secrets.
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Narration cadence too clipped
- By Anonymous User on 08-03-24
By: Sarah Brooks
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The Bright Sword
- A Novel of King Arthur
- By: Lev Grossman
- Narrated by: Nicholas Guy Smith, Lev Grossman
- Length: 23 hrs and 10 mins
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A gifted young knight named Collum arrives at Camelot to compete for a spot on the Round Table, only to find that he’s too late. The king died two weeks ago at the Battle of Camlann, leaving no heir, and only a handful of the knights of the Round Table survive. They aren’t the heroes of legend, like Lancelot or Gawain. They’re the oddballs of the Round Table, from the edges of the stories, like Sir Palomides, the Saracen Knight, and Sir Dagonet, Arthur’s fool, who was knighted as a joke.
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A rambling woke mess
- By Anonymous User on 07-18-24
By: Lev Grossman
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Spin of Fate
- The Fifth Realm, Book 1
- By: A. A. Vora
- Narrated by: Simon Vance
- Length: 11 hrs and 39 mins
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Aina’s world is governed by Toranic Law, a force that segregates people into upper and lower realms. It’s said that if the sinful lowers commit themselves to kindness and charity, their souls will lighten, allowing them into the peaceful upper realms. But Aina, one of the few lowers to ever ascend, just wants to go back home. Aina is desperate to reunite with her mother, hoping she’s survived the beasts and wars of her homeland alone. After failing to weigh down her soul with petty crimes, Aina joins a rebel group defying the authorities and bringing aid to those condemned.
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Love it but note for Audible
- By Anonymous User on 07-05-24
By: A. A. Vora
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Moonheart
- By: Charles de Lint
- Narrated by: Richard Powers
- Length: 19 hrs and 59 mins
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When Sara and Jamie discovered the artifacts, they sensed the pull of a dim, distant place, a world of misty forests, ancient magics, mythical beings, ageless bards...and restless evil.
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Enjoyable, different storyline
- By Anonymous User on 10-19-09
By: Charles de Lint
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Goddess of the River
- By: Vaishnavi Patel
- Narrated by: Sneha Mathan
- Length: 11 hrs and 33 mins
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Ganga, joyful goddess of the river, serves as caretaker to the mischievous godlings who roam her banks. But when their antics incur the wrath of a powerful sage, Ganga is cursed to become mortal, bound to her human form until she fulfills the obligations of the curse. Though she knows nothing of mortal life, Ganga weds King Shantanu and becomes a queen, determined to regain her freedom no matter the cost. But in a cruel turn of fate, just as she is freed of her binding, she is forced to leave her infant son behind. Her son, prince Devavrata, unwittingly carries the legacy of Ganga’s curse.
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Quick read excellent narration
- By Anonymous User on 07-14-24
By: Vaishnavi Patel
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- Vallrie Sweeny
- 06-21-24
A new twist on Dragons
This is a lovely medieval tale of two young men and a princess. Not so much a coming of age deal. Instead it is about class lines and their limitations.
The then there are the dragons themselves. Dragons are not all the huge kind... the Kings. Instead dragons start off small then grow all their lifes if they live through all the constant fighting amongst their kind. Only the best and the strongest survive all the perils.
It is a very logical and sweetly enticing tale. Well written and narrated. One for the collection!
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- Mandy Sue
- 08-06-24
Funny and delightful
This is another wonderful fantasy from a master author. There are ferocious dragons, an evil wizard, a reluctant hero, snd a strong minded princess who provide an entertaining romp through a medieval style adventure.
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- Anonymous User
- 06-27-24
A fun read, and slightly frustrating listen.
I don't want to be harsh or scathing, as we are all learning and improving day by day. However, this title was performed in a way in which I might assume one who isn't fluent in reading aloud might go about it.
The author uses an abundance of flowery, descriptive language throughout, but the delivery is halting and awkward in a good majority of the story throughout which mispronunciations are sprinkled (Had to pause when I heard a unique pronunciation of "ebon".)
There are moments where it seems like a line of text ended mid-sentence and the reader paused and restarted at the next line rather than looking ahead and finishing the thought in one breath.
For most things this was incredibly distracting, but I must admit that it always made me smile when a certain crown prince had any dialogue - the unsure manner of speaking was spectacularly fitting to his character and very entertaining.
All in all a nice listen if you enjoy the author's works and/or dragons as I do. I never write reviews, but I felt compelled to report the aspects of this performance that made my eye twitch!
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- Anonymous User
- 07-11-24
I liked it
the premis was interesting but the story felt insubstantial. overly detailed when not required and not enough detail in places leading to some minor disorientation. there are some good bones there that could be built on to really flesh out a very intriguing world.
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- Anonymous User
- 10-14-24
A very good story!
The reader had a very odd style, and it made it less enjoyable to listen to.
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- Anonymous User
- 09-20-24
New Ideas Incorporated Into A Timeless Story
I loved the premise of this story. I did see some reviews about the characters having too much angst. I didn't see that as a problem, and the thoughts of the main characters were very believable. The events were realistic in how they were explained. The fantasy was made as a real possibility.
The reading was not my favorite, but in my experience with Audible, they don't really have a huge selection of readers that I have enjoyed in the first place.
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- ed184
- 11-17-24
Dragon are pests and the city is to be saved by an exterminator
The story had me abit confused but could be over thinking it. As the story itself is fairly simple I found it disappointing when the villain was revealed compared and their goal compared to what was hinted at. The characters are a little frustrating and hard headed. For a bit there also was debating quitting the story as it was just dragging in but for a decent reason.
*SPOILER SECTION*
So the green dragon in the night visions never made an appearance and wasn't even a threat but instead it was an old wizard. This wizard could create dragons and make them listen to him however in the end his goal of killing a single person was a little silly and he didn't seem to be all that evil besides rambling on and on. The story also pointed out that the wizard needs his staff to be destroyed to die permanently and when the heroes kill him they don't remember this even though it's been repeated enough. And when he's burnt to ash why don't they look for the staff as at no point was it mentioned that he had it on his person.
This does read like a young reader novel so maybe I'm thinking too much in it but I bought it only as I wanted to try a new fantasy story and didn't check the tags at the time so this could all be on me for expecting a bit more.
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- Anonymous User
- 05-30-24
a wonderfully fun story
it took me a few chapters to really get into the.swing of the book but once the adventure hit I couldn't stop listening. Such a fun story that had me constantly wanting to know what will happen next.
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- Anonymous User
- 06-14-24
Excellent writing
I loved the story and the characters so very much . I was sad when it ended .
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- Anonymous User
- 05-22-24
Loving I’m afraid you’ve got dragons!
This is a darling book for old and young alike! The author is a gifted writer and I’m so grateful I heard about it.
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