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Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny
- An Extreme Horror Short
- Narrated by: Micah Cottingham
- Length: 55 mins
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- Narrated by: Greg Tremblay
- Length: 8 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 867
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 811
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Story4 out of 5 stars 808
Ever since being part of the pot in a high-stakes poker game, elfin outcast Kai Gracen figures he used up his good karma when Dempsey, a human Stalker, won the hand and took him in. Following the violent merge of Earth and Underhill, the human and elfin races are left with a messy, monster-ridden world, and Stalkers are the only cavalry willing to ride to someone's rescue when something shadowy appears.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Not the story for me.
- By Heather K (Dentist in my Spare Time) on 06-08-15
By: Rhys Ford
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It Ain't Me, Babe
- By: Tillie Cole
- Narrated by: J.F. Harding, Annie Green
- Length: 11 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,892
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,738
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,732
Salome knows only one way to live - under Prophet David’s rule. In the commune she calls home, Salome knows nothing of life beyond her strict faith, nor of life beyond the Fence - the fence that cages her, keeps her trapped in an endless cycle of misery. A life she believes she is destined to always lead, until a horrific event sets her free. Fleeing the absolute safety of all she has ever known, Salome is thrust into the world outside, a frightening world full of uncertainty and sin; into the protective arms of a person she believed she would never see again.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Warning ~ Not For the Faint of Heart!
- By Cheri on 08-27-16
By: Tillie Cole
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Bonded by Blood
- A Sweetblood Novel
- By: Laurie London
- Narrated by: Antonia Laury
- Length: 10 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 128
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 102
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 101
Deep within the forests of the Pacific Northwest, two vampire coalitions battle for supremacy—Guardian enforcers who safeguard humanity and Darkblood rogues who kill like their ancient ancestors.
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1 out of 5 stars
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So Freakin' Boring
- By Lucylu on 02-28-11
By: Laurie London
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Reaper's Rise
- Ruthless Kings MC, Book 1
- By: K.L. Savage
- Narrated by: Logan McAllister, Sierra Kline
- Length: 2 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 211
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 195
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 194
Nothing can end before it begins. My beginning started with the death of my best friend. And the kid he left behind...I had no idea what to do. But I made a promise. Jenkins was my responsibility. But he wasn't the only one I had. Raising a kid while being the president of the Ruthless Kings MC? The club had as much influence over him as I did.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A great beginning!💜
- By Tammy B on 11-26-20
By: K.L. Savage
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My Life as a White Trash Zombie
- By: Diana Rowland
- Narrated by: Allison McLemore
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 5,580
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 5,140
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 5,146
Teenage delinquent Angel Crawford lives with her redneck father in the swamps of southern Louisiana. She's a high school dropout, addicted to drugs and alcohol, and has a police record a mile long. But when she's made into a zombie after a car crash, her addictions disappear, except for her all-consuming need to stay "alive".
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5 out of 5 stars
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It's Not F**king Rocket Science
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 09-22-13
By: Diana Rowland
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Things to Do in Denver When You're Un-Dead
- From the Files of the BSI, Book 1
- By: Mark Everett Stone
- Narrated by: Damon Abdallah
- Length: 10 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 120
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 113
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Story4 out of 5 stars 111
For 10 years Kal Hakala has been the Bureau of Supernatural Investigation's top man, the longest surviving agent in its blood-soaked history. The World At Large has no idea that The World Under exists. And its vampires, demons, zombies, and mythic monsters are growing increasingly restless. In all Kal's time with the Bureau, there has been no case he couldn't crack, no monster he couldn't kill. Then a plague of zombies comes to Denver, along with a vicious serial killer dubbed The Organ Donor.
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5 out of 5 stars
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very, very enjoyable. a great listen
- By Dr Dionne P Joseph on 08-24-13
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- Lesley K Gosson
- 02-19-23
Urban Legend Becomes Reality
*TRIGGER WARNING* Sexual Assault
This is a difficult story to get through but like a train wreck you find that you can't look away.
You need a strong stomach for this one.
It's gross, disgusting, definitely inducing your gag reflex. Eric Butler has the ability to create visuals in your mind that is genuinely the stuff of nightmares.
If you like folklore, urban legends you absolutely must read POPE LICK MASSACRE by Eric Butler and narrated by Micah Cottingham.
Eric Butler writes Horror beautifully and flawlessly. I guarantee you won't see the final twist and gut punch coming. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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