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- A Humorous Twisted Alice in Wonderland Fairytale Romance with Teeth (Dragonlord of Death Book 1)
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- Length: 7 hrs and 33 mins
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Arrietty in Underland, A Warped Alice in Wonderland Reimagining.
First book in a new standalone series in the Darkly Sweet world!
Arrietty Lovecraft, Penny’s hacker, put all her unhealthy and unethical adventures behind her and is a quiet potions witch in Darkside until a killer with her face, her tech, and her genetics frames her for a murder and a kidnapping. The Dragonlord of Death comes with a deal, and while Arrietty knows better than to make a deal with death or a dragon, someone has to rescue her good friend from the Spider of Underland before she becomes another mad inhabitant of the place. But first, Arrietty has to get there. Who wouldn’t want to take on a glamour and play the part of a boyband groupie on a magical cruise ship to sneak into a cursed pocket world like Underland?
With curses to break, and kisses to fake, it’s a mission fit for someone else, someone without unhealthy compulsions and even unhealthier obsessions for death dragons in general and Teddy Prince in particular. But since she’s bound to the job, she might as well enjoy it, right? I mean, what would it hurt to taste the prettiest mage in the world, even if he’s toxic, and she’s a feeder witch who can’t stop...
This modern Alice in Wonderland twisted tale is the first in a three book stand-alone series in the Darkly Sweet World that you can read on its own. It will have you cheering for the witch and her happily ever after. What? There weren’t any witches in Alice in Wonderland? Well, there should have been.
Warning: Contains ridiculous situations with crazy characters, some cannibalism, a dash of swoon, and a plethora of wicked mages too pretty to resist.
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