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Mayhap, the Princess of Lalaland
- A Sherrill Wark Short Story
- Narrated by: Sherrill Wark
- Length: 17 mins
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Publisher's summary
A Fairy Tale for Women Who Don’t Believe in Fairy Tales
A Sherrill Wark Short Story
If you happen to totally dislike Romance novels and the same old happily ever after nonsense, this little story just might be for you.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: This story was written somewhere back in the early 2000s when I was a member of a pre-Facebook, social media thing called The Stephen King Discussion Board. Every year, on Valentine's Day or Halloween, depending, we and who we called The Lalas would bombard each other's site with either sweet or scary "graphics" (called memes, today) and comments and even stories—with love and humor, of course. This is the why of my story. I changed the names in the original from Princess Maya, Prince Muana, and His Royal Deejness, to Princess Mayhap, Prince Moan-Ah and His Royal Dorkness. Many of us are friends on Facebook today as The Milers, both Lalas and King fans.
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