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Nearly All the Men in Lagos Are Mad
- Narrated by: Anniwaa Buachie, Thabang Makhubela
- Length: 6 hrs and 47 mins
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One night, you will calmly put a knife to your husband's penis and promise to cut it off. It will scare him so much that the next day, he will call his family members for a meeting in the house. He will not call your family members, but you will not care.
Nearly All the Men in Lagos Are Mad is a collection of twelve short stories featuring characters with unique voices and stories that represent the diverse class, gender and ethnic melting pot that is Lagos.
There's a story of a young lady who tries to find her oyibo soulmate on the streets of Lagos; another of a pastor's wife who defends her husband from an allegation of adultery; a wife takes a knife to her husband's penis; a night of lust between a rising musician and his Instagram baddie takes an unexpected turn.
Nearly All the Men in Lagos Are Mad underscores with wit, humour, wisdom and sensitivity, the perils of trying to find lasting love and companionship in Africa's most notorious city.
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- Claudine Roth
- 06-12-24
That provoking very entertaining.
Having lived in Nigeria for a time and hearing all sorts of things about the madness, that’s in the city or in the country it’s funny to listen to the stories and sometimes think of the situations that are relatable or untold. Very nice writing. Very interesting stories would recommend.
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