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Never Distrust an Asparagus
- Mr. Blot, Book 2
- Narrated by: Apple Butter
- Length: 9 mins
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The second in the Mr. Blot series of whimsy for children and adults. In this, Never Distrust an Asparagus, Mr. Blot's adventures with the weather produce a most unusual music, and make Pengwendolin, his partner from Antarctica, most, most famous.
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