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Thomas Locklear
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Jamie K. Schmidt
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Melody is a security guard working the night shift on Christmas Eve. Her husband left her for a blackjack dealer after embezzling a quarter of a million dollars. Not only is she getting visits from the mob, but also from a sexy djinn, who happened to be married to the blackjack dealer.
In exchange for wishing to find the errant couple who fled the country, taking his little girl on the lam, Karam agrees to grant Melody two more wishes. This year, Melody's getting just what she wants for Christmas.
You don't have to rub the genie for wishes, but it's a lot more fun.
©2018 Jamie S. Kleinkauf Schmidt (P)2019 Jamie S. Kleinkauf SchmidtListeners also enjoyed...
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Evie Crowe is starting over in a strange town with her newborn, and men are the furthest thing from her mind. If only the quiet, hulking farmer, Luke Ward, would stop coming into the thrift shop and piquing her reluctant interest. Evie wants to stay single all the way—she can’t trust anything more than friends-with-holiday-benefits. But Luke is in it for the long haul. He’s fixed on making this a Christmas Evie will remember forever. If she gives him a chance.
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Cringy lines ruined it
- By Lenna Crosby on 12-01-24
By: Tessa Bailey
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Cruel Winter with You
- Under the Mistletoe Collection
- By: Ali Hazelwood
- Narrated by: Vivienne LaRue
- Length: 2 hrs
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All newly minted pediatrician Jamie Malek wants is to borrow a roasting pan for Christmas dinner. Unfortunately, that requires her to interact with Marc—her best friend’s troublemaking brother, who’s now a tech billionaire. He’s the one who got away. She’s the one who broke his heart. Outside, a howling blizzard. Inside, a crackling fire. Suddenly, being snowbound with the man she never expected to see again might not be such a bad way to spend a winter’s night.
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Endless insecurities and translation fails
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 11-12-24
By: Ali Hazelwood
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Holiday Hideaway
- A Short Story
- By: Mary Kay Andrews
- Narrated by: Eva Kaminsky
- Length: 1 hr and 59 mins
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Tilly Farriday isn’t feeling very jolly this season. Recently divorced and broke, she’s squatting in one of her rental agency’s properties until her new home is ready. The sprinkles on top of the burnt Christmas cookie that is her life? The new owner shows up early, forcing Tilly to hide in the attic to save her job…and what remains of her dignity.
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I ain’t afraid of no ghosts
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 10-31-24
By: Mary Kay Andrews
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The Plight Before Christmas
- By: Kate Stewart
- Narrated by: Joe Arden, Maxine Mitchell
- Length: 10 hrs and 53 mins
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Clark Griswold was onto something...at least with his annual holiday meltdown. And since the last three weeks of my life have been riddled with humbug—another breakup, a broken toe, an office promotion I deserved and didn’t get—I’m not at all in the mood to celebrate nor have the happ, happ, happiest Christmas EVER.
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Gaslighting and games
- By FMC on 12-22-22
By: Kate Stewart
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How to Lose a Guy Before Christmas
- By: A.J. Pine
- Narrated by: Andi Arndt, Jason Clarke
- Length: 5 hrs and 24 mins
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After a snowstorm grounds her flight, Lucy makes a last-ditch effort to get home for Christmas using a rideshare app. She thinks she’ll be taking a road trip with a stranger...but the guy who shows up is someone she knows all too well. He’s the hookup she ghosted a few months ago, and now she’ll be stuck in a car with him for the most awkward road trip of her life.
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Nearly pitch perfect holiday romcom novella
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 11-17-23
By: A.J. Pine
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Merriment and Mayhem
- Under the Mistletoe Collection
- By: Alexandria Bellefleur
- Narrated by: Amelie Griffin
- Length: 1 hr and 30 mins
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When Everleigh Dangerfield’s baking disaster necessitates a call to 911, firefighter Griffin Brantley douses the flames in the kitchen, but the ones he stokes in Everleigh are an entirely different story. Unfortunately, Everleigh’s only visiting and doesn’t do casual hookups, no matter how smoldering the temptation. But Everleigh’s holiday mishaps have just begun. And Griffin is seemingly always on call. If Everleigh is game for a change of plans, he can give her the merriest Christmas of her life.
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Shoulda been Merriment, Mayhem, and Mouth
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 11-12-24
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Resting Scrooge Face
- A Short Story
- By: Meghan Quinn
- Narrated by: Carly Robins, Aaron Shedlock
- Length: 1 hr and 42 mins
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After a bad breakup, Nola wants nothing to do with Christmas, especially in her quaint hometown of Bright Harbor, Maine. Infuriatingly charming and cheery, Nola’s surroundings only worsen her sour mood. To make matters worse, Caleb, the boy who broke her heart years ago, is all grown up and still living in town. While doing her best to avoid him, Nola bumps into the local mailman, who gives her a mysterious letter. And when she finds that the writer is a fellow Scrooge, she can’t help but feel her spirit lifting.
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No-sex, “enemies to lovers,” Christmas short story
- By Kate McMurry on 12-24-22
By: Meghan Quinn
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- Oneuh2
- 12-22-20
A little Ali Baba & some Christmas Carol
Who could ask for more -- a charming holiday themed story that features a genie-like alpha male who conjures up Christmas spirit! And arousing sexual encounters complete the picture beautifully with steamy pleasure. I enjoyed this story very much, especially with the male narration by Thomas Locklear. If I had 3 wishes, I would want my very own djinn and I'd want him to have Thomas' voice....
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- Virginia
- 12-21-20
Hot & Sexy!
What a fun story! It would be wonderful to have a Genie visit! It will get you in the spirit of Christmas with the hot sex scenes.
I love to hear Thomas Locklear’s voice and get lost in the story. He has such a sexy voice, I could listen to him read the phone book. He does the female voice so great, I think I am hearing a female. Loved it!
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- J. Allen
- 12-24-19
I wish...I wish...I wish...
Three wishes and an experience of Christmas past, present and future...mix in a bit of betrayal, adventure, plenty of sex and you have Santa Genie. I thought it jumped around quite a bit and at times left me wondering what the heck was going on but I still really enjoyed this read / listen. Narrator did a great job overall - good smooth voice. I think my favorite character was Melody's bff Stella and while I really enjoyed Melody's character she was unrealistically selfless. Overall I really enjoyed this Christmas themed, sexy romance read / listen and I'm looking forward to more from Schmidt!
This book was given to me for free at my request and I provided this voluntary review.
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- Jan M
- 01-06-20
Be Careful What You Wish For...
Santa Genie by Jamie K. Schmidt is a new twist on a Christmas Carol. This book is blend of contemporary, paranormal, and erotic romance. The book has plenty of steamy scenes in such a short listen. Thomas Locklear gave the characters distinguishable voices, so I knew exactly who was speaking.
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- Danyell
- 01-04-21
Awesome story
This was a very cute short story I loved it and it was a little steamy too which was good I loved the thought of have a genie lover it was hot the narration was good although his female voice was a bit off but everything else was well written and I got this story for free with review.
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- Laurie Anne
- 12-21-20
merry xxx-mas
this was a fun, sexy twist of A Christmas Carol meets Aladdin. Narration was amazing as always! if you're looking for a quickie with kink, grab this short story and get 'into ' the spirit of the holiday!
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- Mary Kazen
- 01-06-21
The perfect steamy holiday read
This was a unique and entertaining short story. And talk about hot. OMG! I was blushing so many times, especially near the end. Melody hasn't had luck in love. She got swindled by her ex. One night on duty as a security guard she meets a sexy man by the name of Karam and their chemistry is off the charts. That's not all that connects them. His ex wife is who her husband took off with and they are now missing with his daughter. It turns out Karam is a genie and grants Melody three wishes. One of them is to find her ex and his daughter. But that's only the beginning. Soon it's passionate moments and even near death experiences. This story is in the style of The Christmas Carol. The erotic version. A must ready for steamy romance fans with a supernatural element. And can we talk about Thomas Locklear's narration?! Sizzling! He has the perfect seductive voice for this book to really bring it to life. A must read and if you can, give it a listen. But put those headphones in because it's gonna get hot!
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- Robin Puckett
- 12-26-20
A Different Christmas Story!
I need this Christmas Genie! I didn't know what to expect with this story. I really enjoyed it! Jamie did a great job with this. Kept me wanting to hear what was coming next. And, of course Thomas always does a wonderful job with his sexy voice! Give this one a listen. you won't regret it!!
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- Drifter
- 01-12-21
Hot and sexy!
Jamie Schmidt has combined A Christmas Carol with a Genie. I enjoyed listening to this combination. Karam is the genie whose wife left him to be with Melody's husband. Melody is devastated and depressed after her husband's betrayal. We are then taken on their fascinating romantic journey. I must say that the author has a vivid, erotic and wild imagination. Thomas Locklear has a sexy voice that makes this story even more erotic. He makes us feel the emotions of these characters and gives them distinctive voices. He makes the story flow smoothly along. I highly recommend this Audible book.
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- Nicole
- 11-28-23
Good read
A fun take on a Christmas romance with some seriously steamy scenes. I received a free copy and left my honest review
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