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Ben Hart
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Bodrick the Bard is a man of many talents, be they tales, tunes... or tearaway pants.
In his illustrious career as a bard for the band known as Wanderlust, Bodrick has met countless beautiful women, slain untold foes, and done the impossible more times than he can count—not that that's saying much.
It’s a good thing he has Plink Creamenickers, a mysterious and beautiful pixie from Court Creamenickers, to handle the math for him. But Bodrick’s golden retriever-like personality can be, ahem, hard for her to keep a leash on at times. It’s never long before his... certain extremities... lead him into one new escapade after another, broke or not.
This adventure, though, is different. Bodrick and Plink make new friends and allies—ones destined to stick with them for life. But when they find themselves tangled in a sinister plot involving wicked nobles and other strange foes, they may discover that “for life” might not last as long as they’d like.
Dive into this exciting collection, featuring the never-before-released book 2 and a prequel that reveals the first time Plink and Bodrick met!
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By: Michael Dalton, and others
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Babes in Paradise
- By: Micky Carre
- Narrated by: Matt Van Hove, Jessie Van Hove
- Length: 8 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 17
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 16
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 16
Life has a funny way of throwing a wrench in the spokes. One day I was about to take my hot coworker out to lunch, and suddenly I was struck by lightning and transported to a different world. Crazy how that works. Once I got over my initial shock, I realized that this place was absolutely incredible. Furthermore, all of the adult men were killed in battle just over a year ago. Yes, I was the only guy in town. Destiny’s hero, right? Wrong. Turns out I wasn’t the hero they wanted and prayed for.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Pretty good story. I enjoyed it
- By Joshua Lowe on 01-19-25
By: Micky Carre
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Capture, Evolve, Survive Omnibus: Books 1-3
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Lewis Alexander, Rozelyn Rader
- Length: 29 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 7
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 6
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Story5 out of 5 stars 6
I guess you could call my latest job interview a success. I got hired, and it's way beyond my wildest dreams. The pay isn't great. And the hours are pretty much 24/7. But there's magic. And a portal to a fantasy world. Those kind of outweigh the negatives. At first, I thought I was just testing the latest VR survival RPG, but I'm starting to think this might not be a game after all. The monsters are definitely life-like and capable of carving me apart on their worst days. But on their best days, I make them mine.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great story!
- By Big Ed on 03-10-25
By: Dante King
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Queen's Kestrel 1
- By: Danny Rogan
- Narrated by: Renée Nolen, Alfie Syme
- Length: 10 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 52
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 47
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 47
After Trent Marston’s prophetic dreams allow him to save Princess Victoria from undead assassins, he learns it was her father, the king, who tried to have her killed. To protect her, he must flee the army he once served and, on Victoria’s behalf, gather allies to retake her throne.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Repetitive but Very Interesting
- By Bored Reader on 01-03-25
By: Danny Rogan
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Arcane Arctic
- By: Peter North
- Narrated by: Evan Glasser, Renee Glasser
- Length: 10 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 48
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 42
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 42
When Jay Morgan and his bestie, Molly O'Brian, take "wrong turn" to a whole new level, they end up sucked into a world that makes the arctic look like a beach vacation. Even worse? After a bump on the head during their trip through the portal, Molly's taking an unplanned nap of potentially eternal proportions, and Jay has no choice but to carry her through a frosty wilderness that gets weirder by the mile.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Ok...with criticism
- By Roy on 07-22-24
By: Peter North
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A Most Unlikely Hero, Vol. 1: A Sci-Fi Light Novel
- A Most Unlikely Hero, Book 1
- By: Brandon Varnell
- Narrated by: Amber Lee Connors
- Length: 5 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 263
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 225
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 225
Alexander S. Ryker dreams of becoming a hero, but dreams are hard to achieve when you’ve caused several million credits worth of property damage. Being expelled from the Mars Police Academy isn’t helping his case. Crushed, Alex encounters a girl named Gabrielle Angelise in a meeting that will change his life forever. Gabrielle is an alien! She’s also on the run. Alex wonders if this is the chance that he’s been waiting for, the chance to finally become a hero.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Not a MOIST unlikely hero
- By T Olsen on 09-12-19
By: Brandon Varnell
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Quest Master
- A LitRPG Fantasy Adventure
- By: Hercules West
- Narrated by: Garrett Finlay, Erin Bateman
- Length: 12 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 36
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 31
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 31
I woke and found myself in an ancient temple—naked, alone and without any memory of my past. Even the name my status screen displays—"Valerian Hawkblade"—is unfamiliar to me. It's a good name. A champion's name. Fate joins me with a pair of adventurers searching the long abandoned temple. Nikita, a human warrior, and her friend Kazumi, an elven mage, are seeking a magic weapon to defeat Baron Skeg. I pledge my aid in their quest for vengeance and together we begin a journey of leveling up, winning treasure, and upgrading our gear.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Hercules is just another Simp Writer
- By Anonymous User on 06-07-24
By: Hercules West
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The Warlock Omnibus, Books 1-3
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Rozelyn Rader
- Length: 32 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 68
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 62
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Story4 out of 5 stars 62
Wes is working the hotel lobby the night his life changes forever. Called to the top floor to deal with rowdy patrons, he finds himself in a high stakes poker game alongside a beautiful woman who is, apparently, a demoness. To make the night crazier, the game ends with a startling revelation: Wes is a Warlock. Wes can bind demons to his will and command the infernal elements.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Reader did her best, but couldn't make this crap any better.
- By John Schutte on 04-14-24
By: Dante King
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To Valor's Bid
- Monster Girls in Space, Book 1
- By: M. Tress
- Narrated by: Jack Smith, Anne Marie Lebeaur
- Length: 18 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 272
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 248
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 248
Join Desmond as he learns to manipulate mana—a source of power that exists beyond the reach of most people in the universe—meets vastly different alien species, risks life and limb, all while trying to pass classes. If he’s lucky, he will find someone he can trust out here amongst the weird. If he's very lucky, maybe someone he can love.
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3 out of 5 stars
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frustrating.
- By kevin on 12-08-24
By: M. Tress
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Sovereign in Exile 2
- By: Isaac Keyes, Dan Raxor
- Narrated by: Faye Bishop, Tom North
- Length: 7 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 6
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 5
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Story5 out of 5 stars 5
Sebastian, the world’s true Sovereign, escaped death and fled to the world’s surface. After striking a savage blow to the pretender sitting on his throne, he set about gathering what allies he could, aided by the beautiful and vampiric Moira, his constant companion. While avoiding the net his enemies close around him, Sebastian finds help in an unlikely place, along with a new companion that has eyes for him and Moira both. He sets his sights on a lofty goal, far above the clouds. Can he strike at the heart of his usurper’s power and live?
By: Isaac Keyes, and others
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God Game 1
- A Gamelit Thriller
- By: T.E. Bakutis
- Narrated by: Patrick Boylan, Hannah Trusty
- Length: 8 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 8
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 7
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Story5 out of 5 stars 7
After Ryder Copeland wakes in a hospital after a suicide attempt, two people immediately try to murder him. A woman named Juliet saves his life and then reveals that he succeeded in his suicide after all. They’re both dead, but a mad god has granted them five more days of life... if they’re willing to kill for it. Thirteen teams of former suicides now have five days to kill each other, after which Lyssa, the divine progenitor of this death game, will reincarnate the single surviving team into luxurious new lives.
By: T.E. Bakutis
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Blood Knight
- Vampire Slayer
- By: Edie Skye
- Narrated by: Daryl Mayfield, Jess Trepanier
- Length: 10 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 117
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 104
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 104
J.B. Clarke enrolled in college to earn his degree and find a steady job. What he got instead was an adventure in a secret underworld where vampires rule over all. Emma Rose, a friendly gamer who turns out to be a succubus, recruits him into Broken Fang, an overly ambitious team of monster girls. These lovely ladies know they’ll need help if they’re to stand a chance against the vampires, and they’re looking for a few good men.
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5 out of 5 stars
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I really liked this one
- By JB on 04-16-24
By: Edie Skye
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Dungeon Heroes Omnibus: Books 1-6
- A LitRPG Progression Fantasy
- By: Shane Hammond, Marcus Sloss
- Narrated by: Richard Brock, Raya Kane
- Length: 73 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 18
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 17
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 17
I’ve always wanted to conquer the Big 5 dungeons ever since one of them took the life of my father nearly fifteen years ago. Nobody ever said the Path of Progression was easy, but my burning desire to dive can’t be quenched. I just never thought I’d be prohibited from getting a diving license just because I tried to help a bratty blonde girl get hers. Soon, we’re joined by a lovely brunette bookworm, and we start diving the dungeon on our own terms.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Oh yes!
- By Anonymous User on 03-06-25
By: Shane Hammond, and others
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Kill or Die, Book 1
- By: Alex Toxic, Monty Cantsin - translator
- Narrated by: Peter Verbena
- Length: 8 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 8
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 5
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Story4 out of 5 stars 5
At fourteen I was crowned champion of the VR Gladiator Games. By eighteen I was unloading junk at a warehouse without a penny to my name. Girls used to chase me. Now they wrinkle their noses in disgust. Life has given me a chance to make a comeback. But in this game, it's either triumph or perish!
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5 out of 5 stars
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Amazing
- By Kayn Void on 04-11-24
By: Alex Toxic, and others
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Roast Wyvern (and Other Recipes)
- By: Ian Thomas Healy
- Narrated by: August Roy
- Length: 11 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall0 out of 5 stars 0
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Performance0 out of 5 stars 0
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Story0 out of 5 stars 0
Chef Muffin is no adventurer, but she's going to have to figure out how to become one. She's got to prepare a fantastic dish for a royal wedding, using ingredients she's never heard of, that she'll have to travel the breadth of the world to find. If she fails, she loses her livelihood, but if she succeeds...like every true fantasy adventurer...fame and fortune await. And, if she's lucky, she might even find true love into the bargain. It's a recipe for fun.
By: Ian Thomas Healy
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Cosmic Ascension, Book 1
- By: Adam King
- Narrated by: Charlie West, Rose Trailings
- Length: 12 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 18
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 17
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 17
Noah was once a Mecha pilot leading the defense of Earth against the invading Parasites. Now he is just one lone man stranded on a strange planet, with nothing to do but endlessly fight and devour beasts to increase his strength in the hope of leaving that forsaken place. A new opportunity arose the day a spaceship crashed on the planet. Follow Noah as he escapes, enters the wider universe, and discovers the truth about what happened to Earth.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Awesome
- By CC on 03-01-25
By: Adam King
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Neodymium Exodus
- The Neodymium Chronicles, Book 1
- By: Jen Finelli
- Narrated by: Brenda McGinnis
- Length: 13 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 3
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3
Lem’s a mace-wielding teen space-ninja in a universe of sentient insectoids, purple jungles, and insane electromagnetic fields. She solves most problems by hitting harder, and never plays by her enemy's rules - until Jared Diebol captures her. Diebol is the rising leader of an army uniting the galaxy by force. He believes that the violent energy being Njande has “contaminated” Lem and her friends from another dimension to conquer the matter-based universe. Diebol’s army usually kills contaminated people - but he vows to cure Lem.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Character and Story driven Sci-Fi Adventure!!!
- By Anonymous User on 05-17-24
By: Jen Finelli
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Lost Mages 3
- By: Shawn Whitney, DB King
- Narrated by: Eric Jason Martin
- Length: 11 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Overall0 out of 5 stars 0
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Performance0 out of 5 stars 0
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Story0 out of 5 stars 0
Zhe and the Bone Mages have brought the war home to T'iru Midiri. Now that he is a Threefold Mage, Zhe's power is growing every day, and their struggle for freedom is advancing through the countryside. But Queen Diarmuid and the Dragon Riders haven't been staying still. She has combined her own dragon magic with the powers of metallurgy of her allies, the Iron Boatmen of Mun. She now has a secret weapon that can stop Zhe's magic.
By: Shawn Whitney, and others
What listeners say about The Bawdy Ballads of Bodrick the Bard: The Complete Omnibus
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- Jake Anderson
- 03-10-25
worth it!
food lord this book had me rolling!
disclaimer it is very adult and very raunchy. but good grief it's hilarious.
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