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Narrated by:
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Owen Findlay
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By:
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Rose Black
About this listen
Legends & Lattes meets Kings of the Wyld in this sweet, queer, light fantasy, in which a grumpy ex-adventurer must come out of retirement to save the kingdom...after he saves his sunshiny bard husband.
Marriage isn't always sunshine and unicorns...sometimes it's monsters and necromancy.
It's been almost a year since Logan 'The Bear' Theaker hung up his axe and settled down with his sunshiny bard husband, Pie. But when Pie disappears, Logan is forced back into a world he thought he'd left behind.
Logan quickly discovers that Pie has been blackmailed into stealing a powerful artifact capable of creating an undead army. With the help of an old adversary and a ghost from his past, Logan sets out to rescue his husband.
But the further the quest takes him, the more secrets Logan uncovers. He'll need all his strength to rescue his husband - but can he save their marriage?
Til Death Do Us Bard is a charming queer fantasy, perfect for fans of Legends and Lattes and Nettle and Bone.
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- Annie Minicuci
- 01-06-24
sweet and fun adventure!
This was a perfectly cozy adventure to listen to on a long day. thanks for the fun!
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- Derek Eberle-Noel
- 07-10-24
A wonderful cozy and exciting fantasy adventure
Yes, if you like Legends & Lattes you will love this, but also, if you wanted just a bit more of the classic D&D adventure and humor with your cup of cozy queer fantasy, you will absolutely love this. An exceptional debut novel.
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