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Two Tons o' Fun
- Narrated by: Phumza Marumo
- Length: 7 hrs and 58 mins
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Publisher's summary
A charming coming-of-age novel set in a Johannesburg township.
I caught a glimpse of my mother busy stuffing her own loot into a bag. On seeing me, she grinned. ‘Are you on a sight-seeing trip, girl? Come on, roll up your sleeves and work!’ She was a huge woman with the agility of a thin girl. Think of the well-endowed Queen Latifah moving like Sho Madjozi.
A car has collided with a Coca-Cola truck in Alexandra. The overturned trailer is spilling its contents, which residents are carrying off in their plastic ‘Shangaan Gucci’ bags. With two other bystanders, Lerato Morolong, age 14, helps the injured truck driver. The woman who drives them to hospital is Professor Ngobese, matriarch of the family at Number 80, the only house in the neighbourhood with a street address, aka Those White People.
Here begins Lerato’s relationship with the Ngobeses - Auntie Gugu and her daughter Janine, who becomes Lerato’s bf and one half of the dancing duo, Two Tons o’ Fun (because life’s too short to spend in a tent dress).
As Lerato’s story unfolds, you’ll meet her quick-fingered, beer-loving, man-eating mom June-Rose, who’s not afraid to use the knife she keeps in her bra, and has passed on her tough survivor’s spirit to her daughters, especially 12-year-old Florence. When June-Rose brings home yet another man, Florence runs away with dire consequences. Revelations emerge, such as the truth about Lerato’s father, who lost his way in the conflicts at the end of apartheid.
Rich and humorous, this vibrant coming-of-age story sees a young woman uncover her skill as a writer, explore her sexuality, travel and finally understand her mother.
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- Anonymous User
- 12-16-22
Great History-Telling Novel
I loved the telling of South Africa's post-apartheid history through the eyes of a child. Books like these should be used as part of the school curriculum. Teaching history through a novel like this is the best approach.
Thank you Mntungwa for this book.
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- Anonymous User
- 07-11-22
Gomora!
a unique take on the typical South African story. twists and turns quite unexpectedly
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