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Wit Worthy
- A Humorous, Tangled, Snow White Retelling
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 18 hrs and 4 mins
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Particularly if we're talking about cold, hard justice. I am the law, at least I am until I'm framed for murder by those who resent my competence at cutting through red tape and the underbellies of corrupt mages. Some call me cruel. All right, everyone calls me cruel, but when you need someone without scruples to go undercover and reveal the impossible, I'm the go-to witch. Apparently, because I'm also being forced to work with the mage I'd like best to rip apart. Convenient that he's so hard to kill, or I just couldn't resist the temptation. He's the golden dragonlord who cursed me to be the most beautiful woman in any world. The only mage who ever tempted me to try and find my happily-ever-after. Good thing I'm far too experienced and jaded to fall for that lie and him again.
Welcome to Darkly Sweet's continuation with Wit's story. Scones, secret identities, and dragons. It will make you laugh, cry, and open that bar of high quality chocolate.
Sparks and glitter fly in the epic battle, witch vs. mage and lust vs. love.
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