Drop trou, gooners. It’s time for THE BLACK VEIL, PART 2! This week, Adventures in Odyssey writer Marshall Younger wanders around and around in circles trying to find a plot, the Whittakers are being deeply irresponsible, Cal is a gossip queen, and Pigeon and Parsnip are wacky on DayQuil. It’s the perfect cocktail.

Discussion topics include:

-Fuck you, Vancouver

-Yellin’ about nuts in public

-Alaska Thunderfuck 5000

-There is no such thing as a true Calvinist or Arminian

-9/11 via cootie catcher

-Halloween 3

-GOONING!

-Does Adventures in Odyssey have a lesbian writer?

-Feet

-Learn a damn second language

Put in another panty liner, ladies, because Jason Whittaker is in the house for THE BLACK VEIL, PART 1. Well, actually, he’s in Alaska, and so are 1,000 new characters we have to meet because Adventures in Odyssey writers lack some storytelling ability. Back in Odyssey, the adults in Alex’s life might be starting to suspect his homosexuality, and EVERYONE is mad (or is it just biblical masculinity?). Must be Novacom’s fault.

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Discussion topics include:

-Are there non-gay desserts?

-E.M. Forster and Italian sodas (appreciate this joke)

-Let’s get back to biblical masculinity

-9/11

-The Jesus Film Project

-Bring Me The Horizon

- A fun game about Christian fiction!

-Chimpanzees can’t wear shoes or be corporate executives

-Black Veil Brides

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Books mentioned but neither recommended nor unrecommended:

“Midnight for Charlie Bone” by Jenny Nimmo

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Books mentioned but not recommended:

“The God Hater” by Bill Myers

“Blood of Heaven” by Bill Myers

It’s time for our Pride Month Extravaganza! This week, we celebrate the sin of Sodom by doing a table read of ONE IN TEN, the unreleased anti-homosexuality episode of Adventures in Odyssey. And oh yeah, girlie, it’s just as wild and offensive as you’d expect. But we have so much fun with it, and so will you!

Discussion topics include:

-How Percy knows he found The One

-Buying new sheets

-James Spader’s penis

-9/11 (gay)

-Pool-owning lesbians

-AIDS (sad)

-Jacob is the gayest character in the Bible

-Testicular self-exams

-We read Phil Lollar to filth

https://davegriffin.me/2022/11/little-jimmy-gets-groomed/