Drop trou, gooners. It’s time for THE BLACK VEIL, PART 2! This week, Adventures in Odyssey writer Marshall Younger wanders around and around in circles trying to find a plot, the Whittakers are being deeply irresponsible, Cal is a gossip queen, and Pigeon and Parsnip are wacky on DayQuil. It’s the perfect cocktail.

Discussion topics include:

-Fuck you, Vancouver

-Yellin’ about nuts in public

-Alaska Thunderfuck 5000

-There is no such thing as a true Calvinist or Arminian

-9/11 via cootie catcher

-Halloween 3

-GOONING!

-Does Adventures in Odyssey have a lesbian writer?

-Feet

-Learn a damn second language

Put in another panty liner, ladies, because Jason Whittaker is in the house for THE BLACK VEIL, PART 1. Well, actually, he’s in Alaska, and so are 1,000 new characters we have to meet because Adventures in Odyssey writers lack some storytelling ability. Back in Odyssey, the adults in Alex’s life might be starting to suspect his homosexuality, and EVERYONE is mad (or is it just biblical masculinity?). Must be Novacom’s fault.

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Discussion topics include:

-Are there non-gay desserts?

-E.M. Forster and Italian sodas (appreciate this joke)

-Let’s get back to biblical masculinity

-9/11

-The Jesus Film Project

-Bring Me The Horizon

- A fun game about Christian fiction!

-Chimpanzees can’t wear shoes or be corporate executives

-Black Veil Brides

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Books mentioned but neither recommended nor unrecommended:

“Midnight for Charlie Bone” by Jenny Nimmo

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Books mentioned but not recommended:

“The God Hater” by Bill Myers

“Blood of Heaven” by Bill Myers

It’s time for our Pride Month Extravaganza! This week, we celebrate the sin of Sodom by doing a table read of ONE IN TEN, the unreleased anti-homosexuality episode of Adventures in Odyssey. And oh yeah, girlie, it’s just as wild and offensive as you’d expect. But we have so much fun with it, and so will you!

Discussion topics include:

-How Percy knows he found The One

-Buying new sheets

-James Spader’s penis

-9/11 (gay)

-Pool-owning lesbians

-AIDS (sad)

-Jacob is the gayest character in the Bible

-Testicular self-exams

-We read Phil Lollar to filth

https://davegriffin.me/2022/11/little-jimmy-gets-groomed/

We’ve got new friends on the poddy this week! Porcupine and Porridge join us to talk about UNDER THE INFLUENCE, PART 2. Adventures in Odyssey converts another heathen to Christianity, but not until Aubrey’s life hits ROCK BOTTOM after she does … normal teenage things? Anyway, happy Pride, ladies. Let’s win another soul for Christ!

Discussion topics include:

-Pigeon learns what a WodFamChocSod is

-Happiness vs. joy

-No skulls in Christian homes!

-JOB FOR A COWBOY!!1!1!!

-High school boy-girl parties (with alcohol!)

-Did Adventures in Odyssey do racism again?

-Treehouse Hostage (1999)

-9/11

-Fuck Mary, long live Margaret Faye!

-RIP Donald Sutherland

-Pride and Prejudice (1995) vs. Pride and Prejudice (2005)

-What are we looking for in an emergency contact?

Books not recommended:

Do Hard Things by Alex and Brett Harris

Radical by David Platt

Spiders. Skipping school. Rock music. Hairstyles. Those are just a few of the horrors that come up this week as we discuss UNDER THE INFLUENCE, PART 1, one of the worst episodes we’ve covered so far! Aubrey is clearly a lesbian, and her friend Erica is rich, so please pray for them! Anyway, let’s have some gay fun talking about a boring episode of Adventures in Odyssey.

Discussion topics include:

-One of us is single and back on Grindr

-Booing churches in the Pride Parade

-Collecting digitz from out-of-state folks at Christ in Youth conferences

-Say no to Bratz dolls

-Wobble wedges (sex toys?)

-Percy’s Pride Month temporary tattoo story

-What is the positive, Christian alternative to the band Deathwish?

-Non-Christians famously love spiders

-Aubrey is a big ole lesbian

-Public school girlies > private Christian school girlies > homeschool girlies (sorry, that’s just the math)

-Making out under the bleachers during pep rallies

-DIY four-day school weeks

-Baby Pigeon’s first wodfamchocsod

https://www.odysseyscoop.com/odyssey/

http://www.wobblewedges.com

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Since Pride Month persists, so do we. This week, we’re wrapping up PLAN B, PART 4: RESISTANCE. Look, sometimes, life is hard; sometimes, our dicks are hard. And on this eppy, we’re talking about things that make life and our dicks hard. Connie is still sad, but Wooton is amazing. Whit is an entitled white man who isn't respecting his gay boyfriend, Tom. You’re going to love it. And even if you don’t, just lie. It's Pride Month, after all.

Discussion topics include:

-Is Pigeon Parsnip’s ex-husband?

-Percy wants a widow

-Dale Jacobs and the FAILING Odyssey Times

-John Avery Whittaker shouldn’t be around kids

-Mr. Darcy and Mr. Bingley are fucking (we have to talk about it again)

-ACJOTMS (IYKYK)

-Whit goes ACAB, or maybe AFAB

-The absurdity of faith as the requirement for salvation

-Where the fuck has Chris been?

-Pigeon gets preachy?

-The one thing Christianity can do to be a bit better

-We love you

It’s Pride Month, so that means it’s time to discuss Adventures in Odyssey! This week, the G in LGBTQ stands for glamorous grief girlies because we’re spending a lot of time with our queen, Connie Kendall, as she continues to process the loss of Mitch in PLAN B, PART 4: RESISTANCE. But like, we’re going to be funny and insightful. This is the first half of what ended up being more than three hours of discussion about this eppy. We had so much to say about this episode, good and bad, so you’ll get the second half next week.

Discussion topics include:

-What do we like most about being gay?

-How big are fallopian tubes?

-It’s sundress season!

-Percy’s bloodfeud with his fellow gays

-A defense of Walmart

-The goofball teachings on suffering in Christianity

-Biden is president, Trudeau is prime minister, Jesus is lord, but Wooton is KING

-The fruit of the gay spirit

-Will we ever go back to church?