IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY, GEMINI!!!!

In your honor, Susan posted her horoscopes on the first day of the month. She couldn’t wait to inform you that it’s the start of your Emerald Year! Get ready for a bountiful harvest (and many more gardening metaphors).

The episode starts with a discussion of 2024’s Luckiest Day of the Year. Laura and Alex love a good Embezzlement Update, but it pales in comparison to the unprecedented event that occurred in the Astrology Zone universe this month. Due to illness, Susan was unable to write her monthly note to her readers. If that weren’t shocking enough, her editor-in-chief, one Edward Rubinstein, wrote the note on her behalf! Suffice it to say that the gals have a lot of thoughts on this shocking twist.

Alex then talks all about Susan’s forecast for Scorpio, which is chock full of practical advice. Don’t doubt your ability to manage money, Scorpio! Susan believes in you. Or at least she believes that you can ask a friend to recommend a good financial advisor. The episode finishes with Laura’s recap of Taurus’s forecast. Taurus may have passed the Emerald Year torch to Gemini, but wonderful things are still on the horizon, including money, travel, and wildflowers.

Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps:

Embezzlement Update: 08:33

Note from Susan Miller: 12:55

Gemini: 19:01

Scorpio: 29:18

Taurus: 40:38

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TAURUS!!!!!

It’s Taurus season, which is a very special time at the pod because that means it’s Laura’s birthday!!! The universe is obsessed with you, Taurus, so be on the lookout for money, extra luck, and the adoration of VIPs.

Laura and Alex begin the episode with the Embezzlement Update so they can check in to see if either of them experienced the joyous aspect that Susan predicted in April. They did not, but Laura shares her tips picking up a few extra dollars in Vegas. They then recap Susan’s Note, in which she covers astrology, a flood in her apartment, and an elusive Astrology Zone newsletter that the gals hope to receive one day when Susan’s team fixes the sign-up page.

Next Laura breaks down Taurus’s magical birthday horoscope. Or as she’s calling it this month: the Laurascope! Susan promises that diamonds will rain down from the sky and a crowd of planets will sip champagne in your honor. And not only is May’s new moon a peach, but this month contains the Luckiest Day of the Year (capitalization by Susan), and Laura tells Taurus how to use this day to its fullest potential. Alex then informs her Scorps that May is all about committed partnerships, so they must ignore their loner tendencies and get out in the world and collaborate.

Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps:

Embezzlement Update: 3:50

Note from Susan Miller: 7:50

Taurus: 17:20

Scorpio: 33:19

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IT’S ARIES SEASON!!!

Happy birthday, Aries! It’s your time to shine and apparently to attract lots of money. So keep your eyes peeled and your wallets open this April because Susan Miller has declared you a money magnet!

There’s a lot going on in the world, so Laura and Alex begin the episode by catching up on the recent earthquake in New York and the excitement surrounding the Great American Eclipse. (The gals learned recently this is its real name and not something that Susan made up, as they suspected. But doesn’t it sound like a Susan special?!) The Embezzlement Update is up next, and boy, was Laura embezzled!!! She shares all the details of Susan’s incredible on-the-nose prediction from her March horoscope.

Susan Miller Businesswoman and Susan Miller Eclipse Expert share top billing in this month’s Note, so Susan has no choice but to tell us yet again about her essay on eclipses and how we can access it through her paid app. After a recap of Susan’s plans for April, Laura tells Taurus that the eclipse may result in happy surprises and an exciting social calendar, while Alex assures the Scorps that they are not doomed.

Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps:

Embezzlement Update: 05:36

Note from Susan Miller: 09:17

Aries: 16:59

Taurus: 28:48

Scorpio: 38:39

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