Episodes

  • We Wish You Well

    We Wish You Well
    May 31 2024

    It's the end of an era. After 8 years, Bryan and Agnes consciously uncouple (for now) from the Goopiverse. We talk Gundry's smoking advice, Deer Park theatre, Purely Elizabeth, Father's Day enneagrams and penis pumps, weekday paleo lobster salad, and more!!


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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • A Difficult Six Months For Both of Them

    A Difficult Six Months For Both of Them
    May 24 2024
    We dive into the homoerotic je ne sais quoi of Brendan and Cookie from @santacruzmedicinals before a little recap on the recent goings on of Tier One goddesses J*n G*nter, M*lly B*z, El*se L**hn*n, and J*ss*ca S**nf*ld. Life & Style and In Touch have rival Gwyneth gossip, and Bon Appetit profiles an unemployed Buffalonian who loves Russian Drinking Butter and physical therapy. In the newsletters, we covet Megan's jet setting lifestyle and ask whether Jean is losing her touch. Plus, 4 new high tech wellness devices, 12 destination spas, 1 disgusting green detox soup, and more!

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    1 hr and 39 mins
  • Just Add Baz

    Just Add Baz
    May 14 2024
    Gwyneth shoots a Target commercial, welcomes Posh on the Goop pod, and hosts an "intimate" Montecito dinner with Oprah. M*lly B*z realizes her dream of starring in a Times Square billboard before all of it is ripped away. G*nter flies to Boston to be on a popular podcast while another menopause book climbs the charts. Plus, microplastics in workout clothes, Hamilton-era zoodle salads, Cleo (not Chloe!) Wade's patriotic poetry, and more!

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    1 hr and 41 mins
  • Plant-Based Pariah

    Plant-Based Pariah
    Apr 26 2024
    Gwyneth lands the cover of (???) Cultured Magazine and interviews a Kardashian underwear entrepreneur at In Goop Health. A vegan restaurant scandal hits Echo Park, and Atwater Village's local shoppy-shop is in dire straits. Plus, Goop's Mother's Day Gift Guide, women's hair loss, Goop Kitchen's Earth Day special, high protein meals, Goop Beauty's Summertime Bronzing Gel, and more!

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    1 hr and 22 mins
  • America Has A (Chipotle) Problem

    America Has A (Chipotle) Problem
    Apr 12 2024
    Agnes and Bryan both discuss their newfound dietary restrictions, Gwyneth does a "This and That," and Goop releases THE LIST of Goopiest hotels in the world. We dissect a Bon Appetit article about the perceived decline of America's favorite fast-casual Mexican place, and Bryan reads a startling Instagram post from a struggling local businesswoman. Plus, life changing bread, unreliable vegan cooking blogs, men's cosmetic surgery, Goop Kitchen's Greek Goddess bowl, and more!

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    1 hr and 25 mins
  • The Preacher's Husband

    The Preacher's Husband
    Mar 29 2024
    Spring horoscopes, Goop sneakers, a life-changing bread, hydrating water-cream, Andrew Huberman, endoscopies and more! Plus, in this week’s Bon Appetit Receipt, a young pastor from Alabama whose husband has a terrible secret!

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    1 hr and 43 mins
  • Give Me One Moment In Space

    Give Me One Moment In Space
    Mar 15 2024
    Gwyneth launches her open eyed meditation app, Agnes has flight fright, and Bryan self-soothes with bland hippie food. Plus, how to break free from the stress cycle, cashew cream, turning tragedy into a skincare line, and $699 sauna blankets!

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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • Cotty Chee

    Cotty Chee
    Mar 1 2024
    This week we discuss Gwyneth's ongoing relationship with Saudi Arabia as reported by the New York Post, follow up on last week's mystery Receipt-er, dive into all the Kate Middleton conspiracy theories, and have a difficult but necessary conversation about food influencer M*lly B*z. Plus, Goop's big WWD award, the environmental and nutritional benefits of different types of milk, fancy shower heads, Emily Mariko's Green Chef deal, ageless locket designers and more!

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    1 hr and 43 mins