• I Don't Necessarily Like Your Dog.

  • By: Jackie Loeb
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I Don't Necessarily Like Your Dog.

By: Jackie Loeb
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  • I grew up with dogs, back in the day when dogs were dogs! Now, you can’t even call dogs dogs anymore. They’re fur babies or fur children or in some cases...domestic partners. I like dogs. I just don’t necessarily like YOUR fluffed up, genetically engineered, allergy-free mutant mutts. Like an off-leash rabid pit-bull, I’m ready to take on these prissy pooches and their co-dependent canine custodians. A dog-cast for dog lovers, loathers and those in dire need of a barking laugh.
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  • WHEN DOGS WERE DOGS.

    WHEN DOGS WERE DOGS.
    Apr 27 2023

    I grew up with dogs, back in the day when dogs were dogs! Now, you can’t even call dogs dogs anymore. They’re fur babies or fur children or in some cases...domestic partners.  It's not that I don’t like dogs, I don’t like what dogs have been reduced to. Dogs were loyal and fierce and brave and now you, yes you, have ruined an entire species by babying them and molding them into fragile allergy free, grain free, cbd oil addicts. You humiliate them by putting shoes on them and making them wear doggie-backpacks so they can carry your water bottles and their own excrement.  If I were a dog I’d runaway and deliberately get run over too!  Back in my day dogs slept outside in purpose built kennels made with sheets of asbestos and ate their dinner directly off your dinner plate while you were still eating from it. No need to even rinse the plate or put it in the dishwasher.  These were the golden years of being a dogs. When a dog could take a dump wherever it so desired and there was no obligation to clean up their mess afterwards. 
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