Dr. Roger Sty Bantam is an ordained Christian Therapist and Mystical Healer certified with Gehgiah, parent company and seminary supporting The Healing Journey Radio Program. In this episode, Dr. Bantam offers listeners an overview of Christian Therapy, and a guided meditation to assist in the important work of ending sin once and for all. WARNING: in this episode, listeners are exposed to DANGEROUS HYPNOTIC SUGGESTIONS, SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES, medium and high levels of modulated frequencies between 4 and 7 megahertz. The additional content of this so-called “podcast” is designed to make the experience less tedious (more exuberant). This has been proven by the State of California to have adverse health effects. Listeners are advised to consult a physician before continuing. Medium and high levels of modulated frequencies have been classified as a prescription medication that causes dizziness, upset stomach, rumination, nausea, pica, vomiting, chills, loose bowels, postpartum depression, encopresis, selective mütan, eating, diarrhea, constipation, dissociative amnesia, wetlands, frotteurism, enuresis, oppositional defiance, circadian narcolepsy, OCD, PTSD, WD-40, domestic anxiety, hoarding, pyromania, trichotillomania, kleptomania, sleeplessness, sleep, fever, and premature suicide. By continuing, you are agreeing that you understand this warning, that you are an adult over the age of 26 and have agreed to waive findings of fault, damage reparations or legal claims.

MUSIC CREDITS: Bad To The Bone (written by George Thorogood & The Destroyers) cover by Harnish, Movement V by Vangelis, Canis Lupus by Alexandre Desplat, Gargantua by Ummet Ozcan, Crucifixion by John Debney, Bad To The Bone (written by George Thorogood & The Destroyers) cover by Jordan Corey.

"You must give up sinning and you have been sinning quite a lot, haven’t you? What does it mean to give up sinning? This means no more chasing carnalized pleasurines, no more winding the wicked hands on the pelvic clock, no more paraphilics, no more inhalation of smokables, no more coffee-flavored tipple, no more hasturbance, no more mental hom-a-sexuality, no more fake vacations in painted sunsets. Giving up sins like this means being good, and being good will allow you the opportunity to enter the everlasting kingdom of the afterlife in Heaven where you will stand before God. God will open his gigantic eyes and look deeply into your mind. You will look away. You will look at God’s arms, and you will see in his left hand, a hard and sinister fistula shaped like a hammer, the gavel of execration. And, in his right hand you will see another largesse, this one soft, and shaped like a cross. This is the key to the pearly gates. If you’ve lived a good life, God will list his right hand and with his fundamental flower, he will open the pearly gates. You will receive wings and a tiny harp. You will join in a chorus of angels and sing for eternity, never sleeping, always singing, floating in the clouds, you will join most of the members of the Velvet Underground. Not the Jewish one, not Andy Warhol, but Nico will be there, and the Catholic Moe Tucker. BUT, if you’ve been bad, if you’ve sinned, you WILL be sent down, DOWN to Hell with Lou Reed. If the hard gavel in God’s left hand falls, you will fall into anathema, the malison underworld, to the pits of perdition. In Hell, you will endure pain every minute, and every minute, the pain will double. It will be endlessly excruciating. You will wallow in a hot rubber swamp with the other sinners, sweating in a malediction of throbbing body odor, greased with the excretions of suffering. That will be your path if you don’t beg Jesus right now for mercy, for forgiveness. That will be your path if you don’t stop sinning. So, stop. Stop sinning. Stop now while there’s still time. Please, I implore you, stop sinning, stop now. It’s time to make yourself submissive to Jesus..."