YOU HAVEN'T HEARD OF THIS MOVIE. Trust me. I know you haven't because google doesn't have the usual movie page that comes when you list the title of a movie. With that in mind WE WATCHED NOCTURNA and I'm being honest with you listening, it is kinda magical? Like it's really effing cool as an idea? Gather round you beautiful dolt, and let us tell you about it.

EPISODE DESCRIPTION READER SECRET TREAT: You'll notice in this episode that Kaz asks the editor (me) to add a ding for every time he overthinks the plot. I don't do this cause retroactively it would have been very time consuming. And I don't have a mic plugged in so I can't comment in the episode about it, so this is just a secret. You'll hear them ask for it and that's when you and I share a knowing glance. Look at you you literate dolt (I love you).

"Nocturna" follows Tim, a young orphan whose fear of the dark leads him on an adventure in a mysterious night world. With the help of the Cat Shepherd and other night creatures, Tim discovers the secrets of the stars and confronts his fears to save the magical realm.

DISTINGUISHED GUESTS. I bring to you, with privilege, the SUMMER OF ANIMATION (tion tion tion tion). We made it folks. We're here. Unpack your bags. Gather your dumb little kids and sit cozy by the fireplace cause we got for you, Nimona. THATS RIGHT. Land sharks. Accidental assassinations. Monsters AND magic. Check your pronouns at the door we're DIVING IN FIN FIRST THIS TIME FOLKS.

A knight is framed for a crime he didn't commit, and the only person who can help him prove his innocence is Nimona, a shape-shifting teen who might also be a monster he's sworn to kill.

WELCOME TO AMERICA FRIENDS. Land of the etc home of the etc! If you don't remember the alien invasion of 1996, when Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum (and Randy Quaid) saved all our asses then I guess you... hate America? PROVE YOUR PATRIOTIC LIBERTY AND DEDICATION TO DEMOCRACY BY LISTENING TO THIS EPISODE OR SO HELP ME. Help me.

In the epic adventure film `Independence Day,' strange phenomena surface around the globe. The skies ignite. Terror races through the world's major cities. As these extraordinary events unfold, it becomes increasingly clear that a force of incredible magnitude has arrived. Its mission: total annihilation over the Fourth of July weekend. The last hope to stop the destruction is an unlikely group of people united by fate and unimaginable circumstances.