Teal'c spends most of this episode blind inside of a cave until he perfectly Han Solos a bunch of dudes while still mostly blind. We return to the season 3 mines to yet again find slag instead of any precious metals here, but Hope assures us that good episodes are coming and season 4's banger after banger are right around the corner. For now Mr. Never Appearing Again gets a job at the SGC for hiding in a cave with Christopher Judge while the rest of the gang is getting clicker trained to become submissive and breedable in their little dog cages. I think that's what happened. Honestly, we just spent most of this episode riffing because there is absolutely nothing to talk about.

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How could he do this to us? How could Colonel Jack O'Neill, our beloved favourite son who has never done anything wrong in his life, betray our trust like this? When the Tollans refuse to share their weapons technology with the people of Earth, Jack comes up with the very British solution. Just fuckin' knick it mate. It's fine, don't worry they just leave one of their weapon disabling devices sitting in a wall outlet that you can just take. Look, if no one is guarding it and it isn't locked, it's free. Not sure why the Goa'uld didn't just take it when they were there, but oh well. For the millionth time, Jack is punished by being forced into retirement. Everyone is very upset at him. He's mean to Daniel and makes him cry. That's not okay. Everything seems like O'Neill will be drinking himself to oblivion until the end of time...until our best buddy Mayborne pulls out his best French anti-smoking ad kneel to bring our boy into the Special Crimes Division. I can't believe they just invented Evil SG-1.

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This was almost a Hope-free episode due to internet outages, but we got her in near the end! In this episode, Jack O'Neill is stranded on an alien planet where one of the locals uses a mind-altering substance in order to...oh for fucksake, we're doing this again? I'm really sorry, but one of the writers really just has a thing for Jack just being more or less sexually assaulted by women on other planets and forced into like a weird relationship with them. It's supposed to be portrayed as...romantic, I guess? Also, Teal'c gets stuck in a hole and can't drill his way out in like 4 hours. Jack can fish him out with a shovel and pickaxe, though. I think someone should have taught Kratos how to use the drill.

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