Segments:

Chinese Year of the Istanbullocks/ Introduction

• Featured Publication: Frog Log magazine, the amphibian conservation community’s news source for all your trending amphibian news.
• What to expect

Morgan Freedman Poem: The Rusty Sheriff's Badge

• Morgan reads a poem about anuses, humorously titled "The Rusty Sheriff's Badge."

True or False

• A fun quiz and banter segment, featuring quirky questions about Madonna's family, black cats and smearing dog poo on Liam Gallagher's Door

Comedy Sketch

• Sexy celebrity chef Vagella Rickrocks oozes sex appeal and rhubarb compote but faces challenges from her naughty cat, Caroline.

Criminal Minds - Psychiatology Quiz

• Ray undergoes comedy criminal profiling, adding a humorous twist to the profiling process.

Kiss and Tell

• An amusing reader's letter about a dodgy date is shared and discussed.

Post of the Week

• A joke sent in by a listener is highlighted and celebrated.

Description: "Join us for Episode 82 of Talking Istanbullocks! In this edition, Jorma Kirkko brings you a hilarious and diverse lineup of segments. We kick off with a rude poem by Morgan Freedman where he delights us with a humorously crafted poem, 'The Rusty Sheriff's Badge.'

Test your knowledge with our True or False quiz, and enjoy the chaos as celebrity chef Vagella Rickrocks attempts to maintain her sexy, calm veneer while dealing with her mischievous cat, Caroline. Ray undergoes comedy criminal profiling in our Criminal Minds segment, and we share a laugh over a reader's dodgy date story in Kiss and Tell. Finally, we wrap up with the Post of the Week, featuring a joke sent in by one of our listeners.

Brought to you by Frog Log magazine, your go-to source for all things amphibian. Despite Ray's absence, we promise you won't even notice he's not there! Tune in for laughs, banter, and a good time."

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TRANSCRIPT

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GtdMMAqQJ-gEV8z0RHykguDZIzfUNkC1BQliIypUk-8/edit

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The boys are back in town!

1. Welcome and Introduction:

• Hosts Jorma + Ray, are in their local juicer trying to bribe the staff with used underwear to play the All-Ireland final instead of the Olympics as they are reunited after a month. This week's guest publication is Health and Efficiency, the culture magazine for nudists.

2. Thrift Shop by Macklemore and Ryan Lewis (Featuring Joe Biden)

• Joe Biden's heartfelt rap about his resignation, why Kamala Harris would be a better president than Donald Trump and his love of slippers.

3. Celebrity True or False Quiz: Kicking off with Sylvester Stallone the chat soon descends into Ray's love of Milk Maid Magazine and his ambitions to set up a softcore magazine called 'Swank'.

4. Honzie's Horoscopes

• South Africa's premier bogus astrolomer delivers horoscopes for Canceleos (July birthdays) as he hasn't been given the budget to do Cancer and Leo separately.
• Eerily shocking and accurate psychic predictions for the month of July including school closures and why you should avoid Bangladesh this summer holiday

5. Listener Engagement:

• Encouragement for listeners to subscribe, follow, and share our YouTube channel

6. Post of The Week

• An intrigung crime story about a man who was sensationally banned from the countryside after being caught 'interfering' with tractors.

Additional Notes:

• Listeners are invited to contribute poems for Morgan Freedman to read.
• Encouragement to check out the podcast’s YouTube channel for sketches and more comedic content.
• This show uses AI voices

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TRANSCRIPT: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1TJ-w22vJ4gTWqM5Myi8gYbfMlRs2M4pK5pJbqN8FKKM/edit?usp=sharing

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This week the boys are proud to have a self-penned song by Gareth Southgate, join a serial killer for dinner - but Who's Doing The Dishes? Meanwhile, an Irishman who's had a vasectomy tries to get two lesbians pregnant for a whole year and the lads talk about the pain of losing a pet. Guest Sponsor: Furry Female Magazine.

Song: Dry Your Eyes Mate (Gareth Southgate) written and performed by The Streets and Jorma Kirkko

Sketch: Written by Jamie T. Murphy and Jorma Kirkko. Starring: Jamie T. Murphy, Jorma Kirkko, Joan O'Ruairc, Harold Shipman and Valerie Richards

This podcast uses AI and may depict certain events that are purely fictitious.

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