We're not going to lie. This episode is sheer lunacy.

Val secretly slipped a bit into her "Val Explains Slang to the Olds" segment and it took everyone a minute to catch on. Eventually we moved on to once again cover the important topics. Fighting Gorillas only armed with a sword? check. Aggressive Turkeys? Check. Super jacked chimpanzees? Check. When it comes to chinese food what's more important, quality or quantity? And Vanessa shocks the world by disclosing she has been eating the grossest bagels in the history of food.

We were going to attempt a description here, but this one was normal for about 3 minutes, until we hit our first Would You Rather question, and then...we just never got this train back onto the rails...and just kept getting weirder.

Still is.

You've been warned.

This is the first Episode of the Double Digits podcast, completely written, engineered, and produced by our 10-12 year olds.

In this episode:

-Two facts and a fake

-Would you rather:

Would you rather have your dreams come true, or have everyone else's dreams come true? Would you rather live on the moon or live underwater? Would you rather be able to fly or turn invisible? Would you rather the best player on a losing team or the worst player on a winning team? Would you rather lick a slug or kiss a frog?

-Soupy's bad jokes