We're not going to lie. This episode is sheer lunacy.

Val secretly slipped a bit into her "Val Explains Slang to the Olds" segment and it took everyone a minute to catch on. Eventually we moved on to once again cover the important topics. Fighting Gorillas only armed with a sword? check. Aggressive Turkeys? Check. Super jacked chimpanzees? Check. When it comes to chinese food what's more important, quality or quantity? And Vanessa shocks the world by disclosing she has been eating the grossest bagels in the history of food.

We were going to attempt a description here, but this one was normal for about 3 minutes, until we hit our first Would You Rather question, and then...we just never got this train back onto the rails...and just kept getting weirder.

Still is.

You've been warned.

This is the first Episode of the Double Digits podcast, completely written, engineered, and produced by our 10-12 year olds.

In this episode:

-Two facts and a fake

-Would you rather:

Would you rather have your dreams come true, or have everyone else's dreams come true? Would you rather live on the moon or live underwater? Would you rather be able to fly or turn invisible? Would you rather the best player on a losing team or the worst player on a winning team? Would you rather lick a slug or kiss a frog?

-Soupy's bad jokes

In this episode the teens are back answer the important questions!

-What is up with the way Bobby says "scallops"? Are baked potatoes bland tasteless trash? (Spoiler alert; the answer is YES) Would you rather have unlimited power or unlimited respect? Would you rather give up TV or Movies? Would you rather give up social media or be an influencer?

JP does a few rounds of Stinky O'Nice

and we close the show with our weekly recommendations

Today our teens answer the important questions. Why does Val pronounce "Milk" in such an absurd way? How do we feel about people carrying small dogs in purses? Pineapple on pizza?

Val also explains slang to the olds, and Juliana tells a story which culminates in her accidentally bouncing the microphone of Everly's forehead! What a scene!

In would you rather, we decide between giving up music or colors, and if you could eliminate physical pain, or emotional pain, which would you choose?

J.P. does a round of "Stinky O'Nice" and the episode ends with each host giving out one recommendation for the week.