Episodes

  • Donnie Darko (2001)

    Donnie Darko (2001)
    May 1 2024
    If you don’t listen to this new episode, we are seriously going to doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion. Donnie Darko is one of the most-cherished and analyzed films of all-time. We give you a deeper understanding of what exactly is happening in this movie, as well as a spirited discussion on whether feces are baby mice, if keg beer is for pussies and whether or not, smurfs are asexual. The start of May of Swayz: Uncaged month. Enjoy! •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:02:15 - Memories of first viewing •0:07:15 - Pertinent movie details •0:13:15- Critical and fan reviews •0:18:00 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:51:30 - Modern day ratings —————————————————————— SPONSORS: ****ASPCA- To learn more about Pet Health Insurance, visit http://aspcapetinsurance.com/breakfast ****Cedar Ridge Distillery- Go check out our sponsor and order some whiskey. http://cedarridgedistillery.com —————————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Bud Larsen and Michael Guiliano. Welcome to our newest members - bDizzle, Andrew Baltera, Matt B, Ryan Munson, Mark Ruskowsky, Craig Elworthy, Philip Dold, James, Jake Pederson Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    2 hrs and 4 mins
  • BRUNCH: The Best Tom Cruise Movie (Tournament)

    BRUNCH: The Best Tom Cruise Movie (Tournament)
    Apr 29 2024
    Say what you will about Tom Cruise, the person, but he is one of the greatest actors of all-time and he has starred in some of the best movies in history! We decided to figure out what the best Tom Cruise movie is, via a 20-team, single elimination tournament bracket. What movie will triumph? Listen to today's brunch episode to find out. SPONSORS: **ExpressVPN - Go to http://expressvpn.com/confused to get an extra three months of ExpressVPN for free! —————————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    46 mins
  • Days of Thunder (1990)

    Days of Thunder (1990)
    Apr 24 2024
    On today’s episode, we discuss a movie that taught us all that rubbin’ is racin’. A movie that was essentially Top Gun but with race cars. A movie with peak middle-tooth Tom Cruise. The best movie ever made about Nascar. We are of course talking about 1990’s Days of Thunder. •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:02:30 - Memories of first viewing •0:05:45 - Pertinent movie details •0:11:00- Critical and fan reviews •0:18:00 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:39:00 - Modern day ratings —————————————————————— SPONSORS: ****Bespoke Post- Get a free Mystery Gift with your first monthly shipment when you sign up at http://BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code CONFUSED at checkout. ****Shopify- Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at http://shopify.com/confused —————————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Bud Larsen and Michael Guiliano. Welcome to our newest members - bDizzle, Andrew Baltera, Matt B, Ryan Munson, Mark Ruskowsky, Craig Elworthy, Philip Dold, James, Jake Pederson Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 52 mins
  • BRUNCH: Top 5 High School Movies w/ Daniel Van Kirk

    BRUNCH: Top 5 High School Movies w/ Daniel Van Kirk
    Apr 22 2024
    Daniel Van Kirk is a very funny comedian and podcaster (Dumb People Town, Pen Pals). His new comedy special is out now, called 'Rose Gold' and the link is below. Mike and Daniel talk alot of fun things before getting into their Top 5 High School movies. Topics includes the differences between musicians and comedians, best/worst gas stations, best/worst movie-watching experiences, sports and Caitlin Clark and then we are into to our top 5 list around the 30:00min mark. Tour dates and links from Daniel here- https://danielvankirk.com/ Watch his new comedy special here- Rose Gold- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JYdB7LWEjQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 34 mins
  • Bio-Dome (1996)

    Bio-Dome (1996)
    Apr 17 2024
    Bio-Dome holds a special place in many of our hearts because of the joy and laughter that it brought us when we were younger, but the critics and general public really seem to think that this is a BAD movie. Why was it so enticing to us as kids? What does ‘If you were Yogurt, would you be fruit at the bottom or stirred mean? Could they have hired a better sidekick than Stephan Baldwin? Was Pauly Shore just phoning it in on set? We dive into all of this and so much more, enjoy! •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:03:15 - Memories of first viewing •0:08:45 - Pertinent movie details •0:11:00 - Critical and fan reviews •0:20:30 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:22:00 - Modern day ratings —————————————————————— SPONSORS: ****Astepro - Go to http://AsteproAllergy.com for a discount so you can get relief of nasal congestion, runny nose, sneezing and itchy nose due to allergies. **ExpressVPN - Go to http://expressvpn.com/confused to get an extra three months of ExpressVPN for free! —————————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Bud Larsen and Michael Guiliano. Welcome to our newest members - Jesse Price, Jimmy Miller, Mike Grim, Pamela J Vislisel, Cody Bruesch, Andrew M Meunier, Michael McMann, Connor Fraser, Jessica Deanda, Mar Hladish, Micah Perdue Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 34 mins
  • BRUNCH: The History and Legacy of Nickelodeon

    BRUNCH: The History and Legacy of Nickelodeon
    Apr 15 2024
    Nickelodeon was an important part of all of our childhoods. A reliable ‘friend’ that was always there for us. The impact that this tv studio had on our lives with the incredible lineup of shows and cartoons can not be denied. Unfortunately, much of it’s legacy has been tarnished by the recent documentary called, “Quiet On Set: The Dark Side of Kids TV.” In an effort to go back to the mini-byte days, we start this brunch off with the history of Nickelodeon, followed by some discussion of all of our favorite shows. Then we dive into the disturbing documentary. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    52 mins
  • Snatch (2000)

    Snatch (2000)
    Apr 10 2024
    Snatch is an all-time classic and one of the best movies of the last 25 years. We take a deep dive and review it through our Confused Breakfast Modern-day Lens. Who is our favorite character? Is it ok to wear fedoras? What actually happens after the end of this movie? What one small thing could have gone differently to let everyone survivor in this movie? •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:02:15 - Memories of first viewing •0:06:45 - Pertinent movie details •0:10:45 - Critical and fan reviews •0:20:00 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:36:30 - Modern day ratings —————————————————————— SPONSORS: ****LawnBright- Go to http://getlawnbright.com and use code CONFUSED for 20% off your first order ****ASPCA- To learn more about Pet Health Insurance, visit http://aspcapetinsurance.com/breakfast —————————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Bud Larsen and Michael Guiliano. Welcome to our newest members - bDizzle, Andrew Baltera, Matt B, Ryan Munson, Mark Ruskowsky, Craig Elworthy, Philip Dold, James, Jake Pederson Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 48 mins
  • BRUNCH: The Best Movies About Music w/ Dave Moody of Hairball

    BRUNCH: The Best Movies About Music w/ Dave Moody of Hairball
    Apr 8 2024
    On today's brunch episode, Mike sits down to talk with Dave Moody of one of the world's best tribute bands, Hairball. The boys talk about the difference between being in a band in the 80s vs today, what makes good tribute band and then they dive into a discussion about their favorite movies about music. Will your favorite be on their list? Tune in to find out! Find out where Hairball is touring - http://hairballonline.com Join our Patreon- http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast Tommy Sommers with the incredible photo in the thumbnail! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    35 mins