• Castle Valerian
    Jul 14 2024

    Read by Paddy Cooper


    Why not stroll around the grounds and nether regions of a medieval castle. Nothing like thinking about turrets to help you sleep.


    Written by Katy Matthews


    Jingle by Helena MacCormack


    Background music by Good_B_Music via Pixabay


    Sound effects courtesy of Sergenious, jorickhoofd via Freesound


    Contains strong language


    An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production


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    16 mins
  • Full Body Scan
    Jun 30 2024

    Read by Paddy Cooper


    Written by Katy Matthews


    A traditional (and extremely thorough) scan aimed to relax every inch of your body.


    Jingle by Helena McCormack


    Music by u_qhe3hs3v29 from Pixabay


    Sound effects courtesy of Free Sound


    Contains some strong language


    An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production


    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    16 mins
  • Windbeam
    May 19 2024

    [We apologise for the lateness in releasing episode 6 of Weird Meditation. Our production at Brighton Fringe became quite all-consuming! But here we are with our final instalment of Series 1. We're now on a short break, but will be back in late June for lots more weirdness. And trust us, we've got plenty to go around.]


    Read by Fran Lanting


    Written by Katy Matthews


    It’s time to meet your mystic guide through the Weird Meditation universe.


    Jingle by Helena McCormack


    Incidental music by Lightning Traveler from Pixabay" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Lightning Traveler from Pixabay


    Sound effects courtesy of Freesound


    Contains some strong language


    An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production


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    13 mins
  • Blanket Labyrinth
    Apr 28 2024

    Step into the fortress of slumber as we guide you through a maze of soporific delights. And wonder why you’re suddenly craving pasta.


    Read by Selena Mersey


    Written by Katy Matthews


    Jingle by Helena McCormack


    Contains some strong language


    Music by Music by Maksym Dudchyk from Pixabay" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Maksym Dudchyk from Pixabay


    Sound effects courtesy of Free Sound


    An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production


    If you live near Sussex, check out our Brighton Fringe production Music for Cats, a quirky satire running 13th – 15th May at The Actors


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    19 mins
  • The Sleep Library
    Apr 14 2024

    There’s a quiet place you can go to ensure you get the best night’s sleep possible. And it won’t cost you a thing.*


    *information correct at the time of recording


    Read by Amelia Armande (with Joshua crisp)


    Written by Katy Matthews


    Jingle by Helena McCormack


    Background music by Piotr Witowski


    Sound effects courtesy of Free Sound


    Contains some strong language


    An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production


    If you live near Sussex, check out our Brighton Fringe production Music for Cats, a quirky satire, running 13th – 15th May at The Actors, Brighton.


    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    15 mins
  • Easter Dreams
    Mar 31 2024

    It's a Weird Meditation Easter Special! Not that we've been running long enough to warrant seasonal specials, but who are you to kill our dream.


    Read by Selena Mersey


    Written by Katy Matthews


    Jingle by Helena McCormack


    Sound effects courtesy of Free Sound (www.freesound.org)


    Background music by Inner Tune from Pixabay


    An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production


    If you live near Sussex, check out our Brighton Fringe production ‘Music for Cats’ a quirky satire running 13th – 15th May at The Actors


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    21 mins
  • Captain Sleepypants
    Mar 17 2024

    Ahoy there matey, its time to board the good ship snoozy! Which is not at all a front for a large-scale smuggling ring.


    Read by Joshua Crisp


    Written by Katy Matthews


    Jingle by Helena McCormack


    Incidental music / sound effects courtesy of Free Sound


    Main soundscape via Pixabay: https://www.pond5.com/artist/harumachimusic


    An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production


    If you live near Sussex, check out our Brighton Fringe production ‘Music for Cats’ a quirky satire running 13th – 15th May at The Actors


    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    15 mins
  • Walking in the Air
    Mar 3 2024

    Take a relaxing journey flying through the air over the glorious countryside. And don’t think at all about death.


    Read by Amelia Armande


    Written by Katy Matthews


    Jingle by Helena MacCormack


    Incidental music / sound effects courtesy of Free Sound (www.freesound.org)


    Evening Meditation In The Open Air by Antenalosmusic -- https://freesound.org/s/711662/ -- License: Creative Commons 0


    Contains some strong language


    An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production


    If you live near Sussex, check out our Brighton Fringe production ‘Music for Cats’ a quirky satire running 13th – 15th May at The Actors


    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    12 mins