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Silver Screen Fiend
- Learning About Life From an Addiction to Film
- By: Patton Oswalt
- Narrated by: Patton Oswalt
- Length: 4 hrs and 7 mins
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New York Times best-selling author, comedian, and actor Patton Oswalt shares his entertaining memoir about coming of age as a performer and writer in the late '90s while obsessively watching classic films at the legendary New Beverly Cinema in Los Angeles. Between 1995 and 1999, Patton Oswalt lived with an unshakeable addiction. It wasn't drugs, alcohol, or sex. It was film.
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For Patton Oswalt fans and stand-up fans.
- By Brian on 02-19-15
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Silver Screen Fiend
- Learning About Life From an Addiction to Film
- Narrated by: Patton Oswalt
- Length: 4 hrs and 7 mins
- Release date: 01-06-15
- Language: English
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Zombie Spaceship Wasteland
- A Book by Patton Oswalt
- By: Patton Oswalt
- Narrated by: Patton Oswalt
- Length: 3 hrs and 31 mins
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Oswalt combines memoir with uproarious humor, from snow forts to Dungeons & Dragons to gifts from Grandma that had to be explained. He remembers his teen summers spent working in a movie Cineplex and his early years doing stand-up. Readers are also treated to several graphic elements, including a vampire tale for the rest of us and some greeting cards with a special touch.
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It's deep. Deal with it.
- By Arlette on 10-14-11
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Zombie Spaceship Wasteland
- A Book by Patton Oswalt
- Narrated by: Patton Oswalt
- Length: 3 hrs and 31 mins
- Release date: 01-04-11
- Language: English
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The United States of Absurdity
- Untold Stories from American History
- By: Dave Anthony, Gareth Reynolds, Patton Oswalt - foreword
- Narrated by: Dave Anthony, Gareth Reynolds
- Length: 2 hrs and 47 mins
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The creators of the podcast The Dollop present profiles of the weird, outrageous, NSFW, and downright absurd tales from American history that you weren't taught in school. The United States of Absurdity presents short, informative, and hilarious stories of the most outlandish (but true) people, events, and more from United States history.
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Fun With Useless Facts
- By Keith on 05-21-17
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The United States of Absurdity
- Untold Stories from American History
- Narrated by: Dave Anthony, Gareth Reynolds
- Length: 2 hrs and 47 mins
- Release date: 05-09-17
- Language: English
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Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark
- Three Books to Chill Your Bones
- By: Alvin Schwartz
- Narrated by: Patton Oswalt, Melissa McBride, Alex Brightman
- Length: 4 hrs and 13 mins
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Narrated by Patton Oswalt, Melissa McBride, and Alex Brightman, this collection includes all three of Alvin Schwartz's classic story collections: Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, More Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, and Scary Stories 3. Walking corpses, dancing bones, knife-wielding madmen, and narrow escapes from death - they're all here in this chilling collection of ghost stories, collected and retold by folklorist Alvin Schwartz. These horrific tales are guaranteed to raise goosebumps. Let the faint of heart beware.
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Don't waste your money/credit
- By Kristin on 12-29-20
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Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark
- Three Books to Chill Your Bones
- Narrated by: Patton Oswalt, Melissa McBride, Alex Brightman
- Length: 4 hrs and 13 mins
- Release date: 12-22-20
- Language: English
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The Coldest Case: The Past Has a Long Memory
- By: James Patterson, Aaron Tracy, Ryan Silbert
- Narrated by: Aaron Paul, Krysten Ritter, Beau Bridges, and others
- Length: 3 hrs and 41 mins
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Someone is committing random murders across Chicago—and making sure detectives Billy Harney (Aaron Paul) and Patti Harney (Krysten Ritter) are first on the crime scene. What connects the victims, and why is the killer leaving clues behind with each body? Billy and Patti are scrambling to stop the next killing when their father, Chief of Detectives Dan Harney (Beau Bridges), is kidnapped. But in their race to track him down, they uncover pieces of his past that simply can’t be true. Could their own flesh and blood be covering up a dark secret?
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Re: Good!
- By Cmorgan on 06-15-24
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The Coldest Case: The Past Has a Long Memory
- Narrated by: Aaron Paul, Krysten Ritter, Beau Bridges, Greta Lee, Kevin Pollak, Jordan Bridges, Terrence Terrell, Patton Oswalt, full cast
- Series: A Billy Harney Thriller, Book 0.6
- Length: 3 hrs and 41 mins
- Release date: 06-13-24
- Language: English
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War as I Knew It
- By: George Patton
- Narrated by: Ray Atherton
- Length: 12 hrs and 2 mins
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War as I Knew It is the personal and candid account of General George S. Patton, Jr.'s celebrated, relentless crusade across Europe during World War II. First published in 1947, this absorbing narrative draws on Patton's vivid memories of battle and his detailed diaries, from the moment the Third Army exploded onto the Brittany Peninsula to the final Allied casualty report. The result is not only a grueling, human account of daily combat but also a valuable chronicle of the strategies and fiery personality of a brilliant warrior.
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Great book terrible narrator!
- By Anonymous on 04-18-20
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War as I Knew It
- Narrated by: Ray Atherton
- Length: 12 hrs and 2 mins
- Release date: 03-16-17
- Language: English
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The Chowderhead Crusades
- By: J.J. Walsh
- Narrated by: Patton Oswalt
- Length: 9 hrs and 23 mins
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Comic-Con, 2036. The world is rocked by the bizarre and inexplicable materialization of Cateklysm Catholicon - a colorfully clad whack job decreeing that humanity's only hope lies in the lessons found in superhero comic books. "Cateklysm's Challenge" is born, enticing even the most skeptical with a prize that promises "the power to change the world".
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Solid book, solid casting.
- By Amazon Customer on 08-18-21
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The Chowderhead Crusades
- Narrated by: Patton Oswalt
- Length: 9 hrs and 23 mins
- Release date: 02-02-21
- Language: English
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Patton Oswalt
- Annihiliation
- By: Patton Oswalt
- Narrated by: Patton Oswalt
- Length: 1 hr and 3 mins
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Patton Oswalt: "Annihilation" is a deeply personal and powerful stand-up special that dives into recent developments in Patton’s life, following the passing of his wife, and how he worked through the pain and grief by finding humor. Oswalt also explores topics including the angst of social media, the current political climate, and being tricked by robocalls. Filmed at Chicago’s Athenaeum Theatre, the one-hour stand-up special originally premiered globally on October 17 on Netflix.
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Great show
- By keishie23 on 11-21-21
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Patton Oswalt
- Annihiliation
- Narrated by: Patton Oswalt
- Length: 1 hr and 3 mins
- Release date: 03-06-19
- Language: English
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Dating a Stripper is A Recipe for Perspective
- An Essay from Things I've Learned From Women Who've Dumped Me
- By: Patton Oswalt
- Narrated by: Patton Oswalt
- Length: 8 mins
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An essay from Things I've Learned From the Women Who've Dumped Me.
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Freaking hilarious!
- By Cliff on 11-01-13
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Dating a Stripper is A Recipe for Perspective
- An Essay from Things I've Learned From Women Who've Dumped Me
- Narrated by: Patton Oswalt
- Length: 8 mins
- Release date: 11-07-08
- Language: English
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I'll Be Gone in the Dark
- One Woman's Obsessive Search for the Golden State Killer
- By: Michelle McNamara
- Narrated by: Gabra Zackman, Gillian Flynn - introduction, Patton Oswalt - afterword
- Length: 10 hrs and 7 mins
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A masterful true crime account of the Golden State Killer - the elusive serial rapist turned murderer who terrorized California for over a decade - from Michelle McNamara, the gifted journalist who died tragically while investigating the case.
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A haunting masterpiece
- By Kat - Audible on 03-02-18
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I'll Be Gone in the Dark
- One Woman's Obsessive Search for the Golden State Killer
- Narrated by: Gabra Zackman, Gillian Flynn - introduction, Patton Oswalt - afterword
- Length: 10 hrs and 7 mins
- Release date: 02-27-18
- Language: English
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Bedtime Stories for Cynics
- By: Dave Hill, Jessica Conrad, Sean Keane, and others
- Narrated by: Nick Offerman, Phoebe Robinson, David Spade, and others
- Length: 1 hr and 42 mins
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Are the kids asleep? Yes? Good. This one isn’t for them. Now, if your weary, grown-up mind has been searching for a snarkier alternative to your favorite childhood tales, this Audible Original, hosted by Nick Offerman (Parks & Recreation), will scratch that itch - and then some. Enjoy a hilarious collection of short stories, featuring performances from the likes of Tommy Chong (Cheech & Chong), Tony Hale (Veep), Patton Oswalt (The Goldbergs), and David Spade (Saturday Night Live).
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It's Just...Alright.
- By Chelsea on 06-10-19
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Bedtime Stories for Cynics
- Narrated by: Nick Offerman, Phoebe Robinson, David Spade, Maria Bamford, Patton Oswalt, Wyatt Cenac, Tommy Chong, Lewis Black, Tony Hale, Natasha Leggero, John O’Hurley, Nick Thune, Brent Weinbach
- Series: Bedtime Stories for Cynics
- Length: 1 hr and 42 mins
- Release date: 05-07-19
- Language: English
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Patton Oswalt: Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals Time
- By: Patton Oswalt
- Narrated by: Patton Oswalt
- Length: 1 hr and 10 mins
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Performing for a packed house at Spreckels Theater in San Diego, comedian Patton Oswalt delivers a blistering standup set in his trademark blend of acerbic wit and unabashed silliness. His topics range from the future of our nation to daddy/daughter outings gone wrong to the scope of humor in Germany.
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Patton Oswalt: Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals Time
- Narrated by: Patton Oswalt
- Length: 1 hr and 10 mins
- Release date: 12-06-21
- Language: English
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Care to Make Love in That Gross Little Space Between Cars?
- A Believer Book of Advice
- By: The Believer, Amy Sedaris, Bob Saget, and others
- Narrated by: Jerry Stahl, Julie Klausner, Rich Fulcher, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 23 mins
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The Believer magazine presents a compendium of advice from producers, writers, and actors of The Daily Show, Saturday Night Live, Parks and Recreation, Late Show with David Letterman, The Hangover, and The Colbert Report, along with other musicians, cartoonists, New Yorker writers, and those similarly unqualified to offer guidance.
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Beyond Horrible. Don't waste your time.
- By Ruth on 03-14-12
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Care to Make Love in That Gross Little Space Between Cars?
- A Believer Book of Advice
- Narrated by: Jerry Stahl, Julie Klausner, Rich Fulcher, Fred Willard, Paul Sims, Laraine Newman, Paul Scheer, Bob Saget, Weird Al Yankovic, Various
- Length: 4 hrs and 23 mins
- Release date: 03-06-12
- Language: English
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Patton at the Battle of the Bulge
- How the General's Tanks Turned the Tide at Bastogne
- By: Leo Barron
- Narrated by: Tom Weiner
- Length: 12 hrs and 48 mins
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Hitler's forces had pressed in on the small Belgian town in a desperate offensive designed to push back the Allies, starting the Battle of the Bulge. So far, the US soldiers had managed to repel waves of attackers and even a panzer onslaught, but as their ammunition dwindled, the weary paratroopers of the 101st Airborne could only hope for a miracle - a miracle in the form of General George S. Patton and his Third Army.
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No Way
- By Amazon Customer on 04-23-15
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Patton at the Battle of the Bulge
- How the General's Tanks Turned the Tide at Bastogne
- Narrated by: Tom Weiner
- Length: 12 hrs and 48 mins
- Release date: 11-04-14
- Language: English
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White Cat, Black Dog
- Stories
- By: Kelly Link
- Narrated by: Rebecca Lowman, Dan Stevens, Dominic Hoffman, and others
- Length: 7 hrs and 50 mins
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Finding seeds of inspiration in the Brothers Grimm, seventeenth-century French lore, and Scottish ballads, Kelly Link spins classic fairy tales into utterly original stories of seekers—characters on the hunt for love, connection, revenge, or their own sense of purpose. Twisting and winding in astonishing ways, expertly blending realism and the speculative, witty, empathetic, and never predictable—these stories remind us once again of why Kelly Link is incomparable in the art of short fiction.
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Weird stories that seem to have no point
- By Erinne Brown on 12-09-23
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White Cat, Black Dog
- Stories
- Narrated by: Rebecca Lowman, Dan Stevens, Dominic Hoffman, Kristen Sieh, Ish Klein, Tanya Cubric, Patton Oswalt
- Length: 7 hrs and 50 mins
- Release date: 03-28-23
- Language: English
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A Rare Recording of General George S. Patton
- By: General George S. Patton
- Narrated by: General George S. Patton
- Length: 12 mins
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George Smith Patton Jr. (November 11, 1885-December 21, 1945) was a charismatic, hard-driving and highly regarded general in the United States Army who commanded the Seventh United States Army in the Mediterranean Theater of World War II, and the Third United States Army in France and Germany after the Allied invasion of Normandy in June 1944. The following is from a speech Patton gave in Los Angeles during World War II.
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What a true patriot sounds like!
- By M McCant on 01-23-24
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A Rare Recording of General George S. Patton
- Narrated by: General George S. Patton
- Length: 12 mins
- Release date: 07-24-23
- Language: English
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Un-Cabaret Stand-Up
- Close Encounters
- By: Patton Oswalt, Bobcat Goldthwait, Greg Behrendt, and others
- Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Patton Oswalt, Bobcat Goldthwait, and others
- Length: 21 mins
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What's it like to act with Johnny Depp and Tom Cruise? To direct Bob Dylan? More important, what's it like to live inside the minds of the inspired comedians telling these hilarious stories about celebrities?
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Un-Cabaret Stand-Up
- Close Encounters
- Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Patton Oswalt, Bobcat Goldthwait, Greg Behrendt, Taylor Negron, Larry Charles
- Length: 21 mins
- Release date: 07-07-06
- Language: English
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Patton's Payback
- The Battle of El Guettar and General Patton's Rise to Glory
- By: Stephen L. Moore
- Narrated by: Johnny Heller
- Length: 9 hrs and 7 mins
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In March 1943, in their first fight with the Germans, American soldiers in North Africa were pushed back 50 miles by Rommel’s Afrika Korps and nearly annihilated. Only the German decision not to pursue them allowed the Americans to maintain a foothold in the area. General Eisenhower, the supreme commander, knew he needed a new leader on the ground, one who could raise the severely damaged morale of his troops. He handed the job to a new man: Lieutenant General George Patton.
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Very educational
- By Mark Mears on 10-01-23
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Patton's Payback
- The Battle of El Guettar and General Patton's Rise to Glory
- Narrated by: Johnny Heller
- Length: 9 hrs and 7 mins
- Release date: 05-17-22
- Language: English
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The Nerdist Way
- How to Reach the Next Level (In Real Life)
- By: Chris Hardwick
- Narrated by: Chris Hardwick
- Length: 6 hrs and 10 mins
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Nerds: Once a tormented subrace of humans... Now captains of industry! You don’t have to be a stereotypical geekwad to appreciate the tenets of Nerdism and to make your innate talents for overanalysis and hyper-self-awareness work for you instead of against you. Join Nerd superstar Chris Hardwick as he offers his fellow “creative-obsessives” the crucial information needed to come out on top in the current Nerd uprising. Success is the most satisfying - and legal - form of vengeance there is. And you can achieve it when you follow the Nerdist Way,
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I'm a disciple of The Nerdist Way!!
- By Heather on 07-02-14
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The Nerdist Way
- How to Reach the Next Level (In Real Life)
- Narrated by: Chris Hardwick
- Length: 6 hrs and 10 mins
- Release date: 11-01-11
- Language: English
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Moments of Ironic Destiny
- By: Un-Cabaret, Patton Oswalt
- Narrated by: Patton Oswalt
- Length: 8 mins
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Patton dishes out a little philosophy and a lot of funny in this classic Un-Cab set about a singular encounter with a NY cabbie.
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Moments of Ironic Destiny
- Narrated by: Patton Oswalt
- Length: 8 mins
- Release date: 11-28-08
- Language: English
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Authors June Hayward and Athena Liu were supposed to be twin rising stars: same year at Yale, same debut year in publishing. But Athena’s a cross-genre literary darling, and June didn’t even get a paperback release. Nobody wants stories about basic white girls, June thinks. So when June witnesses Athena’s death in a freak accident, she acts on impulse: she steals Athena’s just-finished masterpiece, an experimental novel about the unsung contributions of Chinese laborers to the British and French war efforts during World War I.
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I've never hated a character harder
- By ashelyn downs on 07-26-23
By: R. F. Kuang
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Lessons in Chemistry
- A Novel
- By: Bonnie Garmus
- Narrated by: Miranda Raison, Bonnie Garmus, Pandora Sykes
- Length: 11 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Chemist Elizabeth Zott is not your average woman. In fact, Elizabeth Zott would be the first to point out that there is no such thing as an average woman. But it’s the early 1960s and her all-male team at Hastings Research Institute takes a very unscientific view of equality. Except for one: Calvin Evans; the lonely, brilliant, Nobel–prize nominated grudge-holder who falls in love with—of all things—her mind. True chemistry results.
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Making my 3 adult daughters read this
- By Teresa H. on 04-07-22
By: Bonnie Garmus
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The Wedding People
- A Novel
- By: Alison Espach
- Narrated by: Helen Laser
- Length: 11 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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It’s a beautiful day in Newport, Rhode Island, when Phoebe Stone arrives at the grand Cornwall Inn wearing a green dress and gold heels, not a bag in sight, alone. She's immediately mistaken by everyone in the lobby for one of the wedding people, but she’s actually the only guest at the Cornwall who isn’t here for the big event. Phoebe is here because she’s dreamed of coming for years—she hoped to shuck oysters and take sunset sails with her husband, only now she’s here without him, at rock bottom, and determined to have one last decadent splurge on herself.
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BEST BOOK, OH MY GOODNESS!
- By Claire on 08-03-24
By: Alison Espach
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James
- A Novel
- By: Percival Everett
- Narrated by: Dominic Hoffman
- Length: 7 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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When the enslaved Jim overhears that he is about to be sold to a man in New Orleans, separated from his wife and daughter forever, he decides to hide on nearby Jackson Island until he can formulate a plan. Meanwhile, Huck Finn has faked his own death to escape his violent father, recently returned to town. As all listeners of American literature know, thus begins the dangerous and transcendent journey by raft down the Mississippi River toward the elusive and too-often-unreliable promise of the Free States and beyond.
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Can we ever be free
- By J. Stirling on 04-04-24
By: Percival Everett
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Yellowface
- A Novel
- By: R. F. Kuang
- Narrated by: Helen Laser
- Length: 8 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Authors June Hayward and Athena Liu were supposed to be twin rising stars: same year at Yale, same debut year in publishing. But Athena’s a cross-genre literary darling, and June didn’t even get a paperback release. Nobody wants stories about basic white girls, June thinks. So when June witnesses Athena’s death in a freak accident, she acts on impulse: she steals Athena’s just-finished masterpiece, an experimental novel about the unsung contributions of Chinese laborers to the British and French war efforts during World War I.
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I've never hated a character harder
- By ashelyn downs on 07-26-23
By: R. F. Kuang
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Lessons in Chemistry
- A Novel
- By: Bonnie Garmus
- Narrated by: Miranda Raison, Bonnie Garmus, Pandora Sykes
- Length: 11 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Chemist Elizabeth Zott is not your average woman. In fact, Elizabeth Zott would be the first to point out that there is no such thing as an average woman. But it’s the early 1960s and her all-male team at Hastings Research Institute takes a very unscientific view of equality. Except for one: Calvin Evans; the lonely, brilliant, Nobel–prize nominated grudge-holder who falls in love with—of all things—her mind. True chemistry results.
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Making my 3 adult daughters read this
- By Teresa H. on 04-07-22
By: Bonnie Garmus
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All Fours
- A Novel
- By: Miranda July
- Narrated by: Miranda July
- Length: 10 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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A semi-famous artist announces her plan to drive cross-country, from LA to NY. Thirty minutes after leaving her husband and child at home, she spontaneously exits the freeway, beds down in a nondescript motel, and immerses herself in an entirely different journey.
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Menopause or mental illness
- By Amazon Customer on 06-25-24
By: Miranda July
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
- By: Douglas Adams
- Narrated by: Stephen Fry
- Length: 5 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Seconds before the Earth is demolished to make way for a galactic freeway, Arthur Dent is plucked off the planet by his friend Ford Prefect, a researcher for the revised edition of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy who, for the last 15 years, has been posing as an out-of-work actor.
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HHTGH - Lightly Fried
- By J. Medany on 05-08-05
By: Douglas Adams
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Carl's Doomsday Scenario
- Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 2
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 11 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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The ratings and views are off the chart. The fans just can't get enough. The dungeon gets more dangerous each day. But in a grinder designed to chew up and spit out crawlers by the millions, Carl and Princess Donut need to work harder than ever just to survive. They call it the Over City. A sprawling, once-thriving metropolis devastated by a mysterious calamity. But these streets are far from abandoned. An undead circus trawls the ruins. Murdered prostitutes rain from the sky. An ancient spell is finally ready to reveal its dark purpose.
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Let's face it... Most reviews are trash
- By Butter Butt Butt on 05-05-21
By: Matt Dinniman
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The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
- Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 3
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays, The Critical Drinker
- Length: 16 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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The top 10 list is populated. The sponsorship program is open. The difficulty is ramping up. The first three floors were nothing compared to what Carl and Donut now face. The Iron Tangle. An impossibly complicated subway system built out of the world's subterranean railway systems, all combined and then tied together into a knot. Up is down.
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Neeew ACHIEVEMENT: Trilogy?
- By CatHerderCam on 05-14-21
By: Matt Dinniman
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Born a Crime
- Stories from a South African Childhood
- By: Trevor Noah
- Narrated by: Trevor Noah
- Length: 8 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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In this award-winning Audible Studios production, Trevor Noah tells his wild coming-of-age tale during the twilight of apartheid in South Africa. It’s a story that begins with his mother throwing him from a moving van to save him from a potentially fatal dispute with gangsters, then follows the budding comedian’s path to self-discovery through episodes both poignant and comical.
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Great book and perfect narration
- By MarilynArms on 12-15-16
By: Trevor Noah
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Lights Out
- An Into Darkness Novel
- By: Navessa Allen
- Narrated by: Elena Wolfe, Jacob Morgan
- Length: 13 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Trauma nurse Aly Cappellucci doesn’t need any more kinks. She likes the one she’s landed on just fine. To her, nothing could top the masked men she follows online. Unless one of those men was shirtless, heavily tattooed, and waiting for her in her bedroom. She dreams about being hunted by one in particular, of him chasing her down and doing deliciously dark things to her willing body. She never could have guessed that by sending one drunken text, those dreams would become her new reality.
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🌟⭐️🌟 BEEE-YOND BRILLIANT 🌟⭐️🌟
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 08-14-24
By: Navessa Allen
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What This Comedian Said Will Shock You
- By: Bill Maher
- Narrated by: Bill Maher
- Length: 12 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Some of the smartest commentary about what’s happening in America is coming from a comedian—this comedian being Bill Maher. If you want to understand what’s wrong with this country, it turns out that one of the best informed and most thought-provoking analysts is this very funny pothead.
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Great book by Bill Maher
- By michelle nachtigall on 05-22-24
By: Bill Maher
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ADHD Is Awesome
- A Guide to (Mostly) Thriving with ADHD
- By: Penn Holderness, Kim Holderness, Edward Hallowell - foreword
- Narrated by: Penn Holderness, Kim Holderness, Nathan Rosborough, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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You live in a world that wasn't designed for you. A world where you're expected to sit still, stay quiet, and focus. Because of the way your brain is wired, you can feel like you’re failing at life. But you are not failing. You are awesome. Award-winning content creators Kim and Penn Holderness are on a mission to reboot how we think about the unfortunately named "attention-deficit/hyperactivity disorder." As always, they are doing it by looking in the mirror, because they don't just study ADHD; they live it.
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Couldn't take constant jokes and narrative style
- By Jimbo on 05-15-24
By: Penn Holderness, and others
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The Screwtape Letters
- By: C. S. Lewis
- Narrated by: Ralph Cosham
- Length: 3 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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A masterpiece of satire, this classic has entertained and enlightened readers the world over with its sly and ironic portrayal of human life and foibles from the vantage point of Screwtape, a highly placed assistant to "Our Father Below". At once wildly comic, deadly serious, and strikingly original, C.S. Lewis gives us the correspondence of the worldly-wise old Devil to his nephew, Wormwood, a novice demon in charge of securing the damnation of an ordinary young man.
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Haunting Satire
- By Matthew on 07-26-10
By: C. S. Lewis
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Sandwich
- A Novel
- By: Catherine Newman
- Narrated by: Nan McNamara
- Length: 5 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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For the past two decades, Rocky has looked forward to her family’s yearly escape to Cape Cod. Their humble beach-town rental has been the site of sweet memories, sunny days, great meals, and messes of all kinds. This year’s vacation, with Rocky sandwiched between her half-grown kids and fully aging parents, promises to be just as delightful as summers past—except, perhaps, for Rocky’s hormonal bouts of rage and melancholy. Her body is changing—her life is, too. And then a chain of events sends Rocky into the past, reliving both the tenderness and sorrow of a handful of long-ago summers.
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Stoppppppp Already!
- By Tara L. Darbyshire on 06-22-24
By: Catherine Newman
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Long Island Compromise
- A Novel
- By: Taffy Brodesser-Akner
- Narrated by: Edoardo Ballerini, Taffy Brodesser-Akner
- Length: 15 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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In 1980, a wealthy businessman named Carl Fletcher is kidnapped from his driveway, brutalized, and held for ransom. He is returned to his wife and kids less than a week later, only slightly the worse, and the family moves on with their lives, resuming their prized places in the saga of the American dream, comforted in the realization that though their money may have been what endangered them, it is also what assured them their safety. But now, nearly forty years later, it’s clear that perhaps nobody ever got over anything, after all.
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The audio book hasn’t been edited. Repeated audio throughout
- By Bruce on 07-19-24
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Margo's Got Money Troubles
- A Novel
- By: Rufi Thorpe
- Narrated by: Elle Fanning
- Length: 10 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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As the child of a Hooters waitress and an ex-pro wrestler, Margo Millet's always known she’d have to make it on her own. So she enrolls at her local junior college, even though she can’t imagine how she’ll ever make a living. She’s still figuring things out and never planned to have an affair with her English professor—and while the affair is brief, it isn’t brief enough to keep her from getting pregnant. Despite everyone’s advice, she decides to keep the baby, mostly out of naiveté and a yearning for something bigger.
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Fabulous
- By EM new Mom on 07-14-24
By: Rufi Thorpe
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What If?
- Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions
- By: Randall Munroe
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
- Length: 6 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Millions of people visit xkcd.com each week to read Randall Munroe's iconic webcomic. His stick-figure drawings about science, technology, language, and love have a large and passionate following. Fans of xkcd ask Munroe a lot of strange questions. What if you tried to hit a baseball pitched at 90 percent of the speed of light? How fast can you hit a speed bump while driving and live? If there were a robot apocalypse, how long would humanity last?
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Hope You got an A in Math and Physics...
- By Rod on 09-13-14
By: Randall Munroe
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One for the Money
- A Stephanie Plum Novel, Book 1
- By: Janet Evanovich
- Narrated by: C. J. Critt
- Length: 8 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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You’ve lost your job as a department store lingerie buyer, your car’s been repossessed, and most of your furniture and small appliances have been sold off to pay last month’s rent. Now the rent is due again. And you live in New Jersey. What do you do? If you’re Stephanie Plum, you become a bounty hunter. But not just a nickel-and-dime bounty hunter; you go after the big money. That means a cop gone bad. And not just any cop. She goes after Joe Morelli, a disgraced former vice cop who is also the man that took her virginity....
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I love reading Janet Evanovich because her....
- By Wayne on 04-06-16
By: Janet Evanovich
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Wild with Happy
- By: Colman Domingo
- Narrated by: Colman Domingo, Alex Newell, Sharon Washington, and others
- Length: 1 hr and 32 mins
- Original Recording
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Gil (Domingo) is a struggling NYC actor who heads home to Philadelphia after the passing of his mother, Adelaide (Winfrey). The plan is to tidy-up her affairs as quickly and efficiently as possible, until a few unpredictably hilarious detours ensue. With his Aunt Glo (Washington) insisting on a proper burial, but an urn of ashes already in his hand, Gil gets thrown into a car by his best friend (Newell).
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All hollas and hallelujahs
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 06-14-24
By: Colman Domingo
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Slaughterhouse-Five
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: James Franco
- Length: 5 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Traumatized by the bombing of Dresden at the time he had been imprisoned, Pilgrim drifts through all events and history, sometimes deeply implicated, sometimes a witness. He is surrounded by Vonnegut's usual large cast of continuing characters (notably here the hack science fiction writer Kilgore Trout and the alien Tralfamadorians, who oversee his life and remind him constantly that there is no causation, no order, no motive to existence).
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Don't Quit Your Daytime Job, James
- By Keith on 11-20-15
By: Kurt Vonnegut
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I Can't Make This Up
- Life Lessons
- By: Neil Strauss - contributor, Kevin Hart
- Narrated by: Kevin Hart
- Length: 11 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Superstar comedian and Hollywood box-office star Kevin Hart turns his immense talent to the written word by writing some words. Some of those words include: the, a, for, above, and even even. Put them together and you have the funniest, most heartfelt, and most inspirational memoir on survival, success, and the importance of believing in yourself since Old Yeller.
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Best Audiobook I Ever Listened To
- By Sam Clear on 07-13-17
By: Neil Strauss - contributor, and others
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Dirty Thirty
- Stephanie Plum, Book 30
- By: Janet Evanovich
- Narrated by: Lorelei King, Janet Evanovich
- Length: 8 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Stephanie Plum, Trenton’s hardest working, most underappreciated bounty hunter, is offered an assignment that seems simple enough. Local jeweler Martin Rabner wants her to locate his former security guard, Andy Manley (a.k.a. Nutsy), who he is convinced stole a fortune in diamonds from his safe. Stephanie is also looking for another troubled man, Duncan Dugan, a fugitive from justice arrested for robbing the same jewelry store on the same day.
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Like a fine wine
- By anastasia on 11-01-23
By: Janet Evanovich
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Tidy the F*ck Up
- The American Art of Organizing Your Sh*t
- By: Messie Condo
- Narrated by: Natalie Naudus
- Length: 3 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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This funny, down-to-earth parody of Marie Kondo’s The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up hands listeners the most useful tools for keeping crap clean and organized without all the pressure.
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Erm…no, just no.
- By kaord89 on 10-14-21
By: Messie Condo
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Anxious People
- A Novel
- By: Fredrik Backman
- Narrated by: Marin Ireland
- Length: 9 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Looking at real estate isn’t usually a life-or-death situation, but an apartment open house becomes just that when a failed bank robber bursts in and takes a group of strangers hostage. The captives include a recently retired couple who relentlessly hunt down fixer-uppers to avoid the painful truth that they can’t fix their own marriage. There’s a wealthy bank director who has been too busy to care about anyone else and a young couple who are about to have their first child but can’t seem to agree on anything.
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Read. This. Now.
- By DIY Sammy on 09-09-20
By: Fredrik Backman
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The Land: Founding: A LitRPG Saga
- Chaos Seeds, Book 1
- By: Aleron Kong
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 9 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Tricked into a world of banished gods, demons, goblins, sprites and magic, Richter must learn to meet the perils of The Land and begin to forge his own kingdom. Actions have consequences across The Land, with powerful creatures and factions now hell-bent on Richter's destruction. Can Richter forge allegiances to survive this harsh and unforgiving world or will he fall to the dark denizens of this ancient and unforgiving realm? A tale to shake "The Land" itself, measuring 10/10 on the Richter scale, how will Richter's choices shape the future of The Land and all who reside in it?
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A bit cringy
- By Jeremy Schultz on 03-13-18
By: Aleron Kong
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The Body
- A Guide for Occupants
- By: Bill Bryson
- Narrated by: Bill Bryson
- Length: 14 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Bill Bryson once again proves himself to be an incomparable companion as he guides us through the human body - how it functions, its remarkable ability to heal itself, and (unfortunately) the ways it can fail. Full of extraordinary facts (your body made a million red blood cells since you started reading this) and irresistible Bryson-esque anecdotes, The Body will lead you to a deeper understanding of the miracle that is life in general and you in particular. As Bill Bryson writes, "We pass our existence within this wobble of flesh and yet take it almost entirely for granted."
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Must Read for the Sheer Fun of It
- By J.B. on 10-16-19
By: Bill Bryson
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Murder Your Employer
- The McMasters Guide to Homicide
- By: Rupert Holmes
- Narrated by: Neil Patrick Harris, Simon Vance
- Length: 14 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Who hasn’t wondered for a split second what the world would be like if a person who is the object of your affliction ceased to exist? But then you’ve probably never heard of The McMasters Conservatory, dedicated to the consummate execution of the homicidal arts. To gain admission, a student must have an ethical reason for erasing someone who deeply deserves a fate no worse (nor better) than death. The campus of this “Poison Ivy League” college—its location unknown to even those who study there—is where you might find yourself the practice target of a classmate.
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Great idea; not so great book
- By Michael Ferris on 03-06-23
By: Rupert Holmes
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Eleanor Oliphant Is Completely Fine
- Reese's Book Club (A Novel)
- By: Gail Honeyman
- Narrated by: Cathleen McCarron
- Length: 11 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Meet Eleanor Oliphant: She struggles with appropriate social skills and tends to say exactly what she's thinking. Nothing is missing in her carefully timetabled life of avoiding social interactions, where weekends are punctuated by frozen pizza, vodka, and phone chats with Mummy. But everything changes when Eleanor meets Raymond, the bumbling and deeply unhygienic IT guy from her office.
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Please be warned
- By N. Thompson on 06-20-17
By: Gail Honeyman