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Listen Closely to Mary's Messages at 15 Apparition Sites
- By: William Timmerman
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- Length: 1 hr and 12 mins
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Here are the many actual messages the Virgin Mary has given the world at fifteen different apparition sites plus inner locutions from her received by famous saints. Mary challenges us to “clean up our act” or face imminent chastisement described at Kibeho, Garabandal, Akita and most recently at Civitavecchia and other locations. The author also presents a whole host of inspirational quotes from saintly people praising Mary in relation to her specific messages. Our Blessed Mother in the book presents the same basic message over and over again calling us to prayer, works, and sacrifice in...
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Listen Closely to Mary's Messages at 15 Apparition Sites
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 12 mins
- Release date: 01-31-24
- Language: English
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Your Guardian Angel
- Things You Maybe Didn't Know
- By: William Timmerman PhD
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- Length: 2 hrs and 32 mins
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Do you believe everybody has a guardian angel? The author contends that everybody does. We have a guardian angel that is invisibly present at every moment of our life and stands ready at our side to guide us, defend us from physical and spiritual harm, and lead us on the path to eternal life. Hebrews 13:2 says, “Do not forget to entertain strangers, for by so doing some have entertained angels without knowing it.” The book tells the reader instead of being a stranger to angels, befriend your guardian angel who is a faithful companion, teacher, can be your best friend and is, most of all...
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Your Guardian Angel
- Things You Maybe Didn't Know
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 2 hrs and 32 mins
- Release date: 01-31-24
- Language: English
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The Many Wounds Jesus Suffered with a Special Focus on His Holy Face
- By: William Timmerman
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- Length: 1 hr and 25 mins
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The book will challenge you to know about what Jesus suffered and offered up for us than ever before. It will make Lent more alive and relevant by examining His many wounds-more than we ever think and feel about. “By His Wounds We Are Healed”!The author clearly connects the prophecies about the Passion and Crucifixion with the evidence of fulfillment from three famous relics: the Shroud of Turin, Sudarium of Oviedo and the Veil of Veronica legend. A famous Catholic mystic identifies, for the first time, the name of the real person who wiped Jesus’ face on his Way to the Cross. Two ...
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The Many Wounds Jesus Suffered with a Special Focus on His Holy Face
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 25 mins
- Release date: 01-31-24
- Language: English
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Dealing with Temptations Like Jesus Did
- By: William Timmerman
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- Length: 1 hr and 30 mins
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Jesus teaches us how to confront temptations to sin by modeling how he responded to the temptations from Satan he experienced after fasting in the desert for forty days and during his agony in the garden. There are many lessons we can learn from these two events in Jesus’ life to help us deal with the temptations we face in our daily lives. The author focuses on the spiritual power of fasting, the presence of angels in both the desert and the garden, the question of abandonment by God the Father and Jesus’ friends, the roles of the Holy Spirit, Michael the Archangel, and the Blessed ...
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Dealing with Temptations Like Jesus Did
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 30 mins
- Release date: 01-31-24
- Language: English
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The Holy Face of Jesus Medal
- By: William Timmerman
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- Length: 25 mins
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God was the first to say to Moses, “The Lord bless you and keep you;the Lord make his face to shine upon you and be gracious to you; the Lord lift up his countenanceupon you and give you peace.” It is known today as Aaron’s Blessing. When we seek the face of Jesus, the son of God, he know he will be gracious to us and give us peace. What’s more, the image of his face serves as a great protection against evil when visible. It is hard to give into temptation when the face of Jesus is in your thoughts, imagination or physical sight.This book focuses on the face of Jesus as seen in the ...
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The Holy Face of Jesus Medal
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 25 mins
- Release date: 01-31-24
- Language: English
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The Power of His Holy Face
- For Your Life!
- By: William Timmerman
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 49 mins
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The author is very frustrated. He has this strong belief that there are powerful graces that flow from the Holy Face of Jesus, but he cannot get other people to believe him even his many “friends” on Facebook. He cites what Jesus himself told saintly people about the power of his image and reminds readers of the many passages in the Bible that direct believers “To seek the Face of God”. He maintains that a visual image and “presence” are intricately linked together. The book focuses on three famous images of Jesus: Veil of Veronica, Shroud of Turin and the Divine Mercy image. He...
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The Power of His Holy Face
- For Your Life!
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 49 mins
- Release date: 02-10-24
- Language: English
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Our Mother Mary and the Power of the Rosary
- By: William Timmerman
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- Length: 2 hrs and 28 mins
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Most people familiar with the Rosary are not aware of the specific “promises” the Blessed Virgin Mary told saints about the Rosary’s power as a safeguard against evil. This book contains inspiring experiences from ordinary people and from a select family about how the Rosary has affected their lives being brought up saying a family rosary together. The book also includes an in-depth view of what Mary has told the visionaries about the distinct power of the Rosary at six different apparition sites, its powers as told by special people including Immaculee Ilibagiza, Father Patrick ...
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Our Mother Mary and the Power of the Rosary
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 2 hrs and 28 mins
- Release date: 02-10-24
- Language: English
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LUST: The Devil's Favorite Sin
- By: William Timmerman
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- Length: 1 hr and 36 mins
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Of the 7 seven deadly sins, the author contends “Lust” is, in today’s world, the most destructive one of them all. He cites the enormous number of women and children that are sexually violated every day by rape, domestic abuse, incest, child prostitution, child trafficking and child pornography. However, it appears most people are desensitized to the sin of lust; they do not see its devastating effects even when it creeps into their own lives. Lust is a subtle and insidious sin because an idolatry of sexual pleasure permeates our world throughout all aspects of life today in fashions,...
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LUST: The Devil's Favorite Sin
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 36 mins
- Release date: 02-10-24
- Language: English
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Smile When You Meet an Alien
- By: William Timmerman
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- Length: 1 hr and 17 mins
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This book will prepare you to meet a visitor from outer space known as an extraterrestrial, humanoid, or alien. The odds for that happening are improving every day if you are “into” UFOs and are open to challenging your intellect and increasing your conscious awareness. The author reviews the up-to-date evidence of UFOs from the government and presents solid in-depth accounts of actual alien meetings with earthlings and the messages they have for humanity. The outsiders come to warn us that we are on the brink of nuclear annihilation and our inhumanity has become so extreme something ...
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Smile When You Meet an Alien
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 17 mins
- Release date: 01-31-24
- Language: English
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May His "Holy Face" Shine On You
- By: William Timmerman
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- Length: 1 hr and 26 mins
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The book begins with a salient question. “Do you have any material images of Jesus visible in your daily life?” When he asked the question to his many friends on Facebook, he could not believe the answer. He then decided to offer a free medal of the Face of Jesus to them. Out of more than 450 friends, many of whom indicated they were Christians, only one requested a medal (included free shipping). The author was over-whelmed with sadness and disappointment. Ergo, the book. The book centers on the face of God and why as Scripture directs us to “seek His face” to “shine on us.” ...
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May His "Holy Face" Shine On You
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 26 mins
- Release date: 05-25-24
- Language: English
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The Toilets in My Life
- A Bathroom Humor Book
- By: William Timmerman
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 50 mins
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Toilet-themed books can be really entertaining especially if they are knee-slapping funny. This book is just that. It is filled with humorous real-life stories of a man who must spend four hours a day sitting on a toilet whether traveling about or at home. You will laugh out loud and agree why he considers himself a “toilet expert”. Meet the “flying toilet seat”, how to deal with electric eye flushers, the times he gets caught in ladies’ restrooms, the perfect restroom at the winery at Castello Banfi–II Burgo, Italy, the Saint Bernard dog from hell, and when he got wedged ...
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The Toilets in My Life
- A Bathroom Humor Book
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 50 mins
- Release date: 02-10-24
- Language: English
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Is God Using UFOs?
- By: William Timmerman
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- Length: 1 hr and 24 mins
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UFOs are a major topic in the world today. Are they real or not? The United States government admits UAPs, as they refer to them, are a definite concern as a recent report to Congress indicated. Could hostile countries like China and Russia have developed aerial technology so advanced America is unaware of? Luis Elizondo, former head of the Pentagon's Advanced Aerospace Threat Identification Program, has made it clear he believes the UFOs are not from any nations including our own due to the unbelievable aeronautical things they can do. This leads to the inevitable question, "Are they ...
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Is God Using UFOs?
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 24 mins
- Release date: 01-31-24
- Language: English
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The Thrones: Angels You Should Know About
- By: William Timmerman
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- Length: 1 hr and 33 mins
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Like the Seraphim and the Cherubim, the Thrones are at the highest rank in the hierarchy of angels according to Christian writers. Why do you want to know about Throne Angels? Because they are intricately connected to repentance- yours and mine. The book delves into the bible, the Book of Enoch, the Shepherd of Hermas, and other Christian writings to explain why the Thrones are not only recognized in Colossians 1:16 but are also known as the Ophanim or “wheels” in Ezekiel and Daniel’s visions and their assigned relationship to God’s throne as God bearers. We learn visitors from the ...
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The Thrones: Angels You Should Know About
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 33 mins
- Release date: 02-10-24
- Language: English
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Mary, Queen of Heaven and Earth, Protects Us
- "Warrior Queen"
- By: William Timmerman
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- Length: 1 hr and 44 mins
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Mary’s most familiar and celebrated qualities are her meekness, mildness, profound humility, and purity. She is described as amiable and known as the Mystic Rose. She has other great qualities which are seldom recognized. As Queen of Heaven and Earth she is powerful and battles with Satan over our souls. The author takes up Bishop Barron’s salute to Mary as a “Warrior Queen.” She is the woman in Genesis 3:15 who crushes the serpent’s head and the Queen with twelve stars on her crown in Revelation 12 who battles with the red dragon. The book highlights the marvelous and powerful ...
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Mary, Queen of Heaven and Earth, Protects Us
- "Warrior Queen"
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 44 mins
- Release date: 02-03-24
- Language: English
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Where the Hell Did "HELL" Go?
- By: William Timmerman
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- Length: 41 mins
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None of us knows when our life will end. The author, in the “October of his years”, realizes the sand in the hourglass is running out and wonders about his life, approaching death and what to expect, if anything, after that. Remembering Karl Menninger’s book “Whatever Became of Sin?” led him to the logical question “whatever happened to hell?” Christopher Hitchens, the famous atheist said, “Death is certain, replacing both the siren-song of Paradise and the dread of Hell.” Once you die, that’s it! The author expected that from Hitchens but when the Superior General of ...
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Where the Hell Did "HELL" Go?
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 41 mins
- Release date: 02-10-24
- Language: English
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Who is "Angel Phanuel"?
- Why Should We Care?
- By: William Timmerman
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- Length: 2 hrs and 18 mins
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Does an angel named Phanuel really exist? If so, is he the one who wrestled with Jacob, God’s chosen leader of the Israelites? What is his special role in repentance in today’s world? Was he the Angel of Peace at Fatima?The author starts out on a venture by examining ancient texts to build a case for a little known and very mysterious angel. His search led to some unexpected surprises. He now believes the angel ‘s name is directly linked to special devotions to the face of Jesus that are growing in popularity among Christians today. One of the devotions is directly connected to the ...
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Who is "Angel Phanuel"?
- Why Should We Care?
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 2 hrs and 18 mins
- Release date: 01-31-24
- Language: English
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You, Me and Purgatory
- By: William Timmerman
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- Length: 1 hr and 47 mins
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A good nun told the author who was prepared to make a presentation on Purgatory for converts, “We do not talk about that!” He gave in and remains sorry about it ever since. The existence of Purgatory is a dogma of the Catholic Church but we never hear about it in church. The book talks about purgatory in plain language and why so few people go straight to heaven and so many of us will be blessed to enter purgatory where “every trace of attachment to evil must be eliminated, every imperfection of the soul corrected” (Pope John Paul II). Nothing unclean can enter Heaven. The holy ...
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You, Me and Purgatory
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 47 mins
- Release date: 06-12-24
- Language: English
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Using the Holy Face of Jesus Image as a Temptation Stop Sign
- By: William Timmerman
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- Length: 1 hr and 2 mins
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The author believes the immense value of the images of the Holy Face of Jesus is they make the presence of the sacred and supernatural tangible. Like icons, they provide a “window to Heaven.” They “lead us into the inner room of prayer and bring us close to the heart of God” (Henri Nouwen). They remind us of Jesus’ both human and divine nature. The icons Veronica’s Veil and the Shroud of Turin remind of Jesus’ presence in our daily lives and invite us to pray and meditate in contact with the Lord. This is the usual purpose and use for having images of Jesus in our lives, but ...
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Using the Holy Face of Jesus Image as a Temptation Stop Sign
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 2 mins
- Release date: 02-03-24
- Language: English
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The Sacred Power of Three O'Clock Prayer
- By: William Timmerman
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- Length: 32 mins
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Do you pray? How often? Pew Research Center’s 2014 U.S. Religious Landscape Study reported that 55% of Americans engage in daily prayer. A 2011 U.S. News and Beliefnet internet site found 64 % of the respondents stated they pray more than once a day. Muslims pray five times a day. The early Judeo-Christian tradition held that followers should pray three times a day. Daniel prayed three times a day in the Old Testament and 3:00 pm was a specific time of prayer in the New Testament. Three o’clock was the time Jesus took his last breath completing his ultimate sacrifice for our salvation. ...
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The Sacred Power of Three O'Clock Prayer
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- Length: 32 mins
- Release date: 02-03-24
- Language: English
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Goofy Laws, Goofy World
- Am I Crazy or Just Senile?
- By: William Timmerman
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- Length: 1 hr and 23 mins
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Jam-packed with very goofy humor from a man who questions his craziness? This a zany book about dumb laws and stupid people that have “baked the author’s noodle.” He digs deep into some of the laws to find out why horses cannot be tied to parking meters, alligators and donkeys are forbidden from sleeping in bathtubs and one law that allows topless clerks in tropical fish stores but no other stores in England. He believes that two men gave physical evidence they had sex with a porcupine. The author waxes serious about motherhood, preteen boys being drag queens and the re-baptism of ...
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Goofy Laws, Goofy World
- Am I Crazy or Just Senile?
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 23 mins
- Release date: 02-10-24
- Language: English
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The Women
- A Novel
- By: Kristin Hannah
- Narrated by: Julia Whelan, Kristin Hannah
- Length: 14 hrs and 57 mins
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Women can be heroes. When twenty-year-old nursing student Frances “Frankie” McGrath hears these words, it is a revelation. Raised in the sun-drenched, idyllic world of Southern California and sheltered by her conservative parents, she has always prided herself on doing the right thing. But in 1965, the world is changing, and she suddenly dares to imagine a different future for herself. When her brother ships out to serve in Vietnam, she joins the Army Nurse Corps and follows his path.
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WOW. Just Wow
- By Joanne DeVuono on 02-08-24
By: Kristin Hannah
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The Primal Hunter 9: A LitRPG Adventure
- By: Zogarth
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 20 hrs and 23 mins
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With the invasion of Earth handled, and an enemy Chosen now targeting him, Jake makes his final push for C-grade… A final push that includes refining one last skill before he evolves. Once that’s done, all he needs is a few more levels and to finish off his bucket list of vanities before it’s time to evolve. The evolution itself will have no surprises, right?
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20hrs just isn’t enough lol
- By Thomas Livesay on 07-06-24
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A Court of Thorns and Roses
- By: Sarah J. Maas
- Narrated by: Jennifer Ikeda
- Length: 16 hrs and 7 mins
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When 19-year-old huntress Feyre kills a wolf in the woods, a beast-like creature arrives to demand retribution for it. Dragged to a treacherous magical land she only knows about from legends, Feyre discovers that her captor is not an animal, but Tamlin - one of the lethal, immortal faeries who once ruled their world.
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Bad ending and Immaturity
- By The Story Adict on 09-13-17
By: Sarah J. Maas
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Eruption
- By: Michael Crichton, James Patterson
- Narrated by: Scott Brick
- Length: 10 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Michael Crichton, creator of Jurassic Park, ER, Twister, and Westworld, had a passion project he’d been pursuing for years, ahead of his untimely passing in 2008. Knowing how special it was, his wife, Sherri Crichton, held back his notes and the partial manuscript until she found the right author to complete it: James Patterson, the world’s most popular storyteller.
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I expected a better story
- By Robert Powers on 06-06-24
By: Michael Crichton, and others
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The Women
- A Novel
- By: Kristin Hannah
- Narrated by: Julia Whelan, Kristin Hannah
- Length: 14 hrs and 57 mins
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Women can be heroes. When twenty-year-old nursing student Frances “Frankie” McGrath hears these words, it is a revelation. Raised in the sun-drenched, idyllic world of Southern California and sheltered by her conservative parents, she has always prided herself on doing the right thing. But in 1965, the world is changing, and she suddenly dares to imagine a different future for herself. When her brother ships out to serve in Vietnam, she joins the Army Nurse Corps and follows his path.
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WOW. Just Wow
- By Joanne DeVuono on 02-08-24
By: Kristin Hannah
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The Primal Hunter 9: A LitRPG Adventure
- By: Zogarth
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 20 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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With the invasion of Earth handled, and an enemy Chosen now targeting him, Jake makes his final push for C-grade… A final push that includes refining one last skill before he evolves. Once that’s done, all he needs is a few more levels and to finish off his bucket list of vanities before it’s time to evolve. The evolution itself will have no surprises, right?
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20hrs just isn’t enough lol
- By Thomas Livesay on 07-06-24
By: Zogarth
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A Court of Thorns and Roses
- By: Sarah J. Maas
- Narrated by: Jennifer Ikeda
- Length: 16 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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When 19-year-old huntress Feyre kills a wolf in the woods, a beast-like creature arrives to demand retribution for it. Dragged to a treacherous magical land she only knows about from legends, Feyre discovers that her captor is not an animal, but Tamlin - one of the lethal, immortal faeries who once ruled their world.
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Bad ending and Immaturity
- By The Story Adict on 09-13-17
By: Sarah J. Maas
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Eruption
- By: Michael Crichton, James Patterson
- Narrated by: Scott Brick
- Length: 10 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Michael Crichton, creator of Jurassic Park, ER, Twister, and Westworld, had a passion project he’d been pursuing for years, ahead of his untimely passing in 2008. Knowing how special it was, his wife, Sherri Crichton, held back his notes and the partial manuscript until she found the right author to complete it: James Patterson, the world’s most popular storyteller.
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I expected a better story
- By Robert Powers on 06-06-24
By: Michael Crichton, and others
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Red Sky Mourning
- A Thriller
- By: Jack Carr
- Narrated by: Ray Porter
- Length: 15 hrs and 28 mins
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A storm is on the horizon. America’s days are numbered. A Chinese submarine has gone rogue and is navigating towards the continental United States, putting its nuclear missiles within striking distance of the West Coast.
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Carr’s writing is fast, tense and UNPUTDOWNABLE!!!
- By shelley on 06-19-24
By: Jack Carr
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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Book 1
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Jim Dale
- Length: 8 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Harry Potter has never even heard of Hogwarts when the letters start dropping on the doormat at number four, Privet Drive. Addressed in green ink on yellowish parchment with a purple seal, they are swiftly confiscated by his grisly aunt and uncle. Then, on Harry's eleventh birthday, a great beetle-eyed giant of a man called Rubeus Hagrid bursts in with some astonishing news: Harry Potter is a wizard, and he has a place at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. An incredible adventure is about to begin!
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A great reading of the wrong book
- By P on 11-24-15
By: J.K. Rowling
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Atomic Habits
- An Easy & Proven Way to Build Good Habits & Break Bad Ones
- By: James Clear
- Narrated by: James Clear
- Length: 5 hrs and 35 mins
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No matter your goals, Atomic Habits offers a proven framework for improving - every day. James Clear, one of the world's leading experts on habit formation, reveals practical strategies that will teach you exactly how to form good habits, break bad ones, and master the tiny behaviors that lead to remarkable results. If you're having trouble changing your habits, the problem isn't you. The problem is your system. Bad habits repeat themselves again and again not because you don't want to change, but because you have the wrong system for change.
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Author went overboard hawking his site
- By CHughes on 06-25-19
By: James Clear
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The Housemaid Is Watching
- By: Freida McFadden
- Narrated by: Lauryn Allman, Ina Marie Smith
- Length: 11 hrs and 42 mins
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From New York Times, USA Today and Wall Street Journal bestselling author Freida McFadden comes the next installment of the unbelievably twisty, tension-packed and globally bestselling Housemaid series. This book can be enjoyed as a standalone listen: and once you start, it will have you up all night until the final explosive twist.
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Twenty years later
- By Mama on 06-12-24
By: Freida McFadden
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Funny Story
- By: Emily Henry
- Narrated by: Julia Whelan
- Length: 11 hrs and 23 mins
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Daphne always loved the way her fiancé Peter told their story. How they met (on a blustery day), fell in love (over an errant hat), and moved back to his lakeside hometown to begin their life together. He really was good at telling it…right up until the moment he realized he was actually in love with his childhood best friend Petra.
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Funny Story is a Wonderful Read
- By Cathy Sykora on 04-24-24
By: Emily Henry
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The Coldest Case: The Past Has a Long Memory
- By: James Patterson, Aaron Tracy, Ryan Silbert
- Narrated by: Aaron Paul, Krysten Ritter, Beau Bridges, and others
- Length: 3 hrs and 41 mins
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Someone is committing random murders across Chicago—and making sure detectives Billy Harney (Aaron Paul) and Patti Harney (Krysten Ritter) are first on the crime scene. What connects the victims, and why is the killer leaving clues behind with each body? Billy and Patti are scrambling to stop the next killing when their father, Chief of Detectives Dan Harney (Beau Bridges), is kidnapped. But in their race to track him down, they uncover pieces of his past that simply can’t be true. Could their own flesh and blood be covering up a dark secret?
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Re: Good!
- By Cmorgan on 06-15-24
By: James Patterson, and others
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You Like It Darker
- Stories
- By: Stephen King
- Narrated by: Will Patton, Stephen King
- Length: 20 hrs and 21 mins
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“You like it darker? Fine, so do I,” writes Stephen King in the afterword to this magnificent new collection of twelve stories that delve into the darker part of life—both metaphorical and literal. King has, for half a century, been a master of the form, and these stories, about fate, mortality, luck, and the folds in reality where anything can happen, are as rich and riveting as his novels, both weighty in theme and a huge pleasure to digest.
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What happened to the chapter titles
- By MztCB on 05-25-24
By: Stephen King
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Bluebeard
- By: Jim Clemente, Peter McDonnell
- Narrated by: Joseph Fiennes, Karen David, Holt McCallany, and others
- Length: 3 hrs and 38 mins
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In 1919, Kathryn Wombacher finds a lonely-hearts ad placed by one Walter Andrew: "Would be pleased to correspond with a refined young lady or widow. Object, matrimony.” Kathryn and Walter fall in love and marry within weeks. What Kathryn doesn’t know...is that her new husband is really James “Bluebeard” Watson, a notorious West Coast serial killer who catfished and married 22 women, murdering 10.
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Performances
- By HappyMom on 05-24-24
By: Jim Clemente, and others
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First Lie Wins
- A Novel
- By: Ashley Elston
- Narrated by: Saskia Maarleveld
- Length: 9 hrs and 16 mins
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The identity comes first: Evie Porter. Once she’s given a name and location by her mysterious boss, Mr. Smith, she learns everything there is to know about the town and the people in it. Then the mark: Ryan Sumner. The last piece of the puzzle is the job. Evie isn’t privy to Mr. Smith’s real identity, but she knows this job isn't like the others. Ryan has gotten under her skin, and she’s starting to envision a different sort of life for herself. But Evie can’t make any mistakes—especially after what happened last time.
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What’s The lie?
- By Luke Schafer on 01-13-24
By: Ashley Elston
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Reckless
- The Powerless Trilogy
- By: Lauren Roberts
- Narrated by: Cecily Bednar Schmidt, Chase Brown, Jared Zeus
- Length: 11 hrs and 24 mins
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After surviving the Purging Trials, Ordinary-born Paedyn Gray has killed the King and kickstarted a Resistance throughout the land. Now she’s running from the one person she had wanted to run to. Kai Azer is now Ilya’s Enforcer, loyal to his brother Kitt, the new King. He has vowed to find Paedyn and bring her to justice. Across the deadly Scorches, and deep into the hostile city of Dor, Kai pursues the one person he wishes he didn’t have to. But in a city without Elites, the balance between the hunter and hunted shifts—and the battle between duty and desire is deadly.
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Loved This Book
- By Brian Gardner on 07-09-24
By: Lauren Roberts
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48 Laws of Power
- By: Robert Greene
- Narrated by: Richard Poe
- Length: 23 hrs and 6 mins
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Amoral, cunning, ruthless, and instructive, this piercing work distills 3,000 years of the history of power into 48 well-explicated laws. This bold volume outlines the laws of power in their unvarnished essence, synthesizing the philosophies of Machiavelli, Sun Tzu, Carl von Clausewitz, and other infamous strategists. The 48 Laws of Power will fascinate any listener interested in gaining, observing, or defending against ultimate control.
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You don't have to be a psychopath to like this.
- By Gaggleframpf on 02-25-16
By: Robert Greene
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All the Colors of the Dark
- By: Chris Whitaker
- Narrated by: Edoardo Ballerini
- Length: 14 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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1975 is a time of change in America. The Vietnam War is ending. Muhammad Ali is fighting Joe Frazier. And in the small town of Monta Clare, Missouri, girls are disappearing. When the daughter of a wealthy family is targeted, the most unlikely hero emerges—Patch, a local boy, who saves the girl, and, in doing so, leaves heartache in his wake. Patch and those who love him soon discover that the line between triumph and tragedy has never been finer. And that their search for answers will lead them to truths that could mean losing one another.
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Amazing story-lots of F words
- By Rebecca K smith on 07-04-24
By: Chris Whitaker
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Fourth Wing
- Empyrean, Book 1
- By: Rebecca Yarros
- Narrated by: Rebecca Soler, Teddy Hamilton
- Length: 21 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Twenty-year-old Violet Sorrengail was supposed to enter the Scribe Quadrant, living a quiet life among books and history. Now, the commanding general—also known as her tough-as-talons mother—has ordered Violet to join the hundreds of candidates striving to become the elite of Navarre: dragon riders. But when you’re smaller than everyone else and your body is brittle, death is only a heartbeat away...because dragons don’t bond to “fragile” humans. They incinerate them.
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Erotica with Dragons
- By Trev on 05-13-23
By: Rebecca Yarros
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Mad Love
- By: Wendy Walker
- Narrated by: Julia Whelan, Alexis Bledel, Renée Elise Goldsberry, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 11 mins
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They were madly in love. The perfect couple. That was the story everyone in South River believed...until Gin Talcott and Adam Archer are found shot in their bed. Adam is dead at the scene. Gin is fighting for her life. Detectives Greta Jessup and Finn Pate are assigned to the case. Greta has a long history with Gin’s first husband, Eddie, and is determined to protect his 18-year-old twins. Piper discovered the bodies. Daniel is missing—and so is Adam’s gun.
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Surprised
- By marcie on 05-25-24
By: Wendy Walker
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After You've Gone
- By: Margot Hunt
- Narrated by: Stephanie Einstein, Tyla Collier, Dina Pearlman, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 59 mins
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Tessa and Charlie have been best friends since childhood. Now Tess is a famous travel writer who documents her adventures on social media while Charlie rarely leaves the safety of her home, living in fear after narrowly escaping a vicious attack years earlier. But despite their different lives, their bond of friendship remains unbreakable...even in death.
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A good one!
- By Lucid on 07-01-24
By: Margot Hunt
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The Anxious Generation
- How the Great Rewiring of Childhood Is Causing an Epidemic of Mental Illness
- By: Jonathan Haidt
- Narrated by: Sean Pratt, Jonathan Haidt
- Length: 10 hrs and 32 mins
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There is no bigger public health story now than the collapse in youth mental health. The numbers are terrifying and dominate our headlines. There has been much debate over how we got here, and what to do next, and bestselling author and social psychologist Jonathan Haidt is at the white-hot center of that discourse. Haidt has spent his career speaking wisdom and truth into the most difficult landscapes—communities polarized by politics and religion, campuses battling culture wars, and now the perfect storm contributing to a public health emergency for Gen Z.
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A Parenting Book for the 2020's
- By Anonymous User on 03-29-24
By: Jonathan Haidt
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Listen for the Lie
- A Novel
- By: Amy Tintera
- Narrated by: January LaVoy, Will Damron
- Length: 9 hrs and 18 mins
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After Lucy is found wandering the streets, covered in her best friend Savvy’s blood, everyone thinks she is a murderer. Lucy and Savvy were the golden girls of their small Texas town: pretty, smart, and enviable. Lucy married a dream guy with a big ring and an even bigger new home. Savvy was the social butterfly loved by all, and if you believe the rumors, especially popular with the men in town. It’s been years since that horrible night, a night Lucy can’t remember anything about, and she has since moved to LA and started a new life.
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The Truth doesn’t matter
- By Anonymous User on 03-08-24
By: Amy Tintera
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Just for the Summer
- By: Abby Jimenez
- Narrated by: Christine Lakin, Zachary Webber, Abby Jimenez
- Length: 11 hrs and 43 mins
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Justin has a curse, and thanks to a Reddit thread, it's now all over the internet. Every woman he dates goes on to find their soul mate the second they break up. When a woman slides into his DMs with the same problem, they come up with a plan: They'll date each other and break up. Their curses will cancel each other’s out, and they’ll both go on to find the love of their lives. It’s a bonkers idea… and it just might work.
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Good but heavy
- By Maria on 04-04-24
By: Abby Jimenez
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Butcher & Blackbird
- The Ruinous Love Trilogy, Book 1
- By: Brynne Weaver
- Narrated by: Joe Arden, Lucy Rivers
- Length: 8 hrs and 43 mins
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When a chance encounter sparks an unlikely bond between rival murderers Sloane and Rowan, the two find something elusive—the friendship of a like-minded, pitch-black soul. From small-town West Virginia to upscale California, from downtown Boston to rural Texas, the two hunters collide in an annual game of blood and suffering, one that pits them against the most dangerous monsters in the country.
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Listen, I'm a 'sympathetic retcher'
- By J. Scarlyn on 10-25-23
By: Brynne Weaver
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Project Hail Mary
- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Ray Porter
- Length: 16 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Ryland Grace is the sole survivor on a desperate, last-chance mission - and if he fails, humanity and the Earth itself will perish. Except that right now, he doesn't know that. He can't even remember his own name, let alone the nature of his assignment or how to complete it. All he knows is that he's been asleep for a very, very long time. And he's just been awakened to find himself millions of miles from home, with nothing but two corpses for company.
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Bazinga
- By Davidgonzalezsr on 05-04-21
By: Andy Weir
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It Ends with Us
- By: Colleen Hoover
- Narrated by: Olivia Song
- Length: 11 hrs and 11 mins
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Lily hasn’t always had it easy, but that’s never stopped her from working hard for the life she wants. She’s come a long way from the small town where she grew up—she graduated from college, moved to Boston, and started her own business. And when she feels a spark with a gorgeous neurosurgeon named Ryle Kincaid, everything in Lily’s life seems too good to be true.
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Not what I expected.
- By Love2Read on 01-23-20
By: Colleen Hoover
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George Orwell’s 1984
- An Audible Original adaptation
- By: George Orwell, Joe White - adaptation
- Narrated by: Andrew Garfield, Cynthia Erivo, Andrew Scott, and others
- Length: 3 hrs and 27 mins
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It’s 1984, and life has changed beyond recognition. Airstrip One, formerly known as Great Britain, is a place where Big Brother is always watching, and nobody can hide. Except, perhaps, for Winston Smith. Whilst working at the Ministry of Truth, rewriting history, he secretly dreams of freedom. And in a world where love and sex are forbidden, where it’s hard to distinguish between friend and foe, he meets Julia and O’Brien and vows to rebel.
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A Revelation!
- By wotsallthisthen on 04-07-24
By: George Orwell, and others
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Throne of Glass
- Throne of Glass, Book 1
- By: Sarah J. Maas
- Narrated by: Elizabeth Evans
- Length: 13 hrs and 3 mins
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In the dark, filthy salt mines of Endovier, an 18-year-old girl is serving a life sentence. She is a trained assassin, the best of her kind, but she made a fatal mistake. She got caught. Young Captain Westfall offers her a deal: her freedom in return for one huge sacrifice. Celaena must represent the prince in a to-the-death tournament - fighting the most gifted thieves and assassins in the land. Live or die, Celaena will be free. Win or lose, she is about to discover her true destiny. But will her assassin's heart be melted?
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Young adult, sure
- By Amazon Customer on 05-24-21
By: Sarah J. Maas
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The Worst of You
- By: Sarah Richards
- Narrated by: Sarah Desjardins
- Length: 10 hrs and 51 mins
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In The Worst of You, just-wed architects Timo and Nia flee a murder scene, setting in motion a chain reaction of lies and betrayals that threaten to unravel everything they have built together. Twisted and propulsive, this thriller is told from the alternating perspectives of the couple and those close to them on Williwaw Island, each with their own motive to use the outcome of the murder case to their advantage. When a huge storm sweeps up the coast, trapping everyone on tiny Williwaw Island, it’s a race against time—and the elements — to stop the murderer from striking again.
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A boring drawn out simplistic plot
- By RJD on 05-31-24
By: Sarah Richards