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Alcatraz versus the Evil Librarians
- By: Brandon Sanderson
- Narrated by: Ramon De Ocampo
- Length: 6 hrs and 55 mins
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Everything I’d known about the world was a lie. On my thirteenth birthday, I, Alcatraz Smedry (yes, I got named after a prison, don’t ask), received my inheritance: a bag of sand. And then I accidentally destroyed my foster parents’ kitchen.
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Highly Entertaining + Great Narration
- By JARED on 08-19-12
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Alcatraz versus the Evil Librarians
- Narrated by: Ramon De Ocampo
- Series: Alcatraz vs. the Evil Librarians, Book 1
- Length: 6 hrs and 55 mins
- Release date: 08-09-11
- Language: English
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Everything I’d known about the world was a lie. On my thirteenth birthday, I, Alcatraz Smedry (yes, I got named after a prison, don’t ask), received my inheritance: a bag of sand. And then I accidentally destroyed my foster parents’ kitchen.
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Everything I Know About Love
- A Memoir
- By: Dolly Alderton
- Narrated by: Dolly Alderton
- Length: 8 hrs and 34 mins
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The wildly funny, occasionally heart-breaking internationally best-selling memoir about growing up, growing older, and learning to navigate friendships, jobs, loss, and love along the ride....
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Loved it
- By Jessica on 04-02-20
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Everything I Know About Love
- A Memoir
- Narrated by: Dolly Alderton
- Length: 8 hrs and 34 mins
- Release date: 02-25-20
- Language: English
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The wildly funny, occasionally heart-breaking internationally best-selling memoir about growing up, growing older, and learning to navigate friendships, jobs, loss, and love along the ride....
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The Weirdies
- By: Michael Buckley
- Narrated by: Kate Winslet
- Length: 1 hr and 43 mins
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If you’re a fan of A Series of Unfortunate Events, Edward Scissorhands, or the darkest bits of Roald Dahl, the Weirdie triplets - Barnacle, Garlic, and Melancholy - will feel like old friends....
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Hysterical and dark!!!
- By Bookchick on 11-19-20
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The Weirdies
- Narrated by: Kate Winslet
- Series: The Weirdies, Book 1
- Length: 1 hr and 43 mins
- Release date: 11-19-20
- Language: English
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If you’re a fan of A Series of Unfortunate Events, Edward Scissorhands, or the darkest bits of Roald Dahl, the Weirdie triplets - Barnacle, Garlic, and Melancholy - will feel like old friends....
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Leslie F*cking Jones
- By: Leslie Jones, Chris Rock - foreword
- Narrated by: Leslie Jones, Chris Rock
- Length: 16 hrs and 32 mins
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Hey you guys, it’s Leslie. I’m excited to share my story with you....
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she's the f*cking BEST
- By Audible Anon on 09-20-23
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Leslie F*cking Jones
- Narrated by: Leslie Jones, Chris Rock
- Length: 16 hrs and 32 mins
- Release date: 09-19-23
- Language: English
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Hey you guys, it’s Leslie. I’m excited to share my story with you....
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The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 7 hrs and 2 mins
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Some people are born boring. Some live boring. Some even die boring. Fred managed to do all three, and when he woke up as a vampire, he did so as a boring one....
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Stories are great, not crazy about the format
- By Sugarpucker on 08-10-15
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The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Series: Fred, the Vampire Accountant, Book 1
- Length: 7 hrs and 2 mins
- Release date: 02-24-15
- Language: English
- Some people are born boring. Some live boring. Some even die boring. Fred managed to do all three, and when he woke up as a vampire, he did so as a boring one....
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Girl Logic
- The Genius and the Absurdity
- By: Iliza Shlesinger
- Narrated by: Mayim Bialik, Iliza Shlesinger
- Length: 5 hrs and 31 mins
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From breakout stand-up comedian Iliza Shlesinger comes a subversively funny collection of essays and observations on a confident woman's approach to friendship, singlehood, and relationships....
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A delight
- By Haha917 on 03-28-18
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Girl Logic
- The Genius and the Absurdity
- Narrated by: Mayim Bialik, Iliza Shlesinger
- Length: 5 hrs and 31 mins
- Release date: 11-07-17
- Language: English
- From breakout stand-up comedian Iliza Shlesinger comes a subversively funny collection of essays and observations on a confident woman's approach to friendship, singlehood, and relationships....
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When You Are Engulfed in Flames
- By: David Sedaris
- Narrated by: David Sedaris
- Length: 9 hrs and 3 mins
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Once again, David Sedaris brings together a collection of essays so uproariously funny and profoundly moving that his legions of fans will fall for him all over again....
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Don't Start with this One
- By Elvie on 04-28-16
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When You Are Engulfed in Flames
- Narrated by: David Sedaris
- Length: 9 hrs and 3 mins
- Release date: 06-06-08
- Language: English
- Once again, David Sedaris brings together a collection of essays so uproariously funny and profoundly moving that his legions of fans will fall for him all over again....
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Louisiana Longshot
- A Miss Fortune Mystery, Book 1
- By: Jana DeLeon
- Narrated by: Cassandra Campbell
- Length: 7 hrs and 20 mins
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CIA assassin Fortune Redding is about to undertake her most difficult mission ever - in Sinful, Louisiana....
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Clever, funny and fun
- By Pamela on 06-08-16
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Louisiana Longshot
- A Miss Fortune Mystery, Book 1
- Narrated by: Cassandra Campbell
- Series: Miss Fortune Mysteries, Book 1
- Length: 7 hrs and 20 mins
- Release date: 02-02-16
- Language: English
- CIA assassin Fortune Redding is about to undertake her most difficult mission ever - in Sinful, Louisiana....
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Selkies Are a Girl's Best Friend
- By: Molly Harper
- Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi, Jonathan Davis
- Length: 6 hrs and 33 mins
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Molly Harper is back with the next wickedly funny, wildly enchanting Mystic Bayou novel. Sonja Fong isn’t afraid of a little chaos. As director of the League’s research center in Mystic Bayou, a tiny town in Louisiana that’s home to supernatural creatures and humans alike....
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Dares to be different.
- By Isha Coleman on 08-28-19
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Selkies Are a Girl's Best Friend
- Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi, Jonathan Davis
- Series: Mystic Bayou, Book 3
- Length: 6 hrs and 33 mins
- Release date: 08-27-19
- Language: English
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Molly Harper is back with the next wickedly funny, wildly enchanting Mystic Bayou novel. Sonja Fong isn’t afraid of a little chaos. As director of the League’s research center in Mystic Bayou, a tiny town in Louisiana that’s home to supernatural creatures and humans alike....
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John Dies at the End
- By: David Wong
- Narrated by: Stephen R. Thorne
- Length: 14 hrs and 17 mins
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STOP. You should not have touched this flyer with your bare hands. NO, don't put it down. It's too late. They're watching you. My name is David Wong. My best friend is John....
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Vulgar Funny. 4.95 Sale Win.
- By C Yohe on 11-19-12
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John Dies at the End
- Narrated by: Stephen R. Thorne
- Series: John Dies at the End, Book 1
- Length: 14 hrs and 17 mins
- Release date: 03-09-11
- Language: English
- STOP. You should not have touched this flyer with your bare hands. NO, don't put it down. It's too late. They're watching you. My name is David Wong. My best friend is John....
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Born Standing Up
- A Comic's Life
- By: Steve Martin
- Narrated by: Steve Martin
- Length: 4 hrs and 2 mins
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In the mid-70s, Steve Martin exploded onto the comedy scene. By 1978 he was the biggest concert draw in the history of stand-up....
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Fantastic
- By Andrew on 11-30-07
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Born Standing Up
- A Comic's Life
- Narrated by: Steve Martin
- Length: 4 hrs and 2 mins
- Release date: 11-01-07
- Language: English
- In the mid-70s, Steve Martin exploded onto the comedy scene. By 1978 he was the biggest concert draw in the history of stand-up....
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A Confederacy of Dunces
- By: John Kennedy Toole
- Narrated by: Barrett Whitener
- Length: 13 hrs and 32 mins
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The hero of John Kennedy Toole's incomparable, Pulitzer Prize-winning comic classic is one Ignatius J. Reilly, "huge, obese, fractious, fastidious, a latter-day Gargantua"....
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Well Done
- By Jon on 09-18-05
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A Confederacy of Dunces
- Narrated by: Barrett Whitener
- Length: 13 hrs and 32 mins
- Release date: 12-26-04
- Language: English
- The hero of John Kennedy Toole's incomparable, Pulitzer Prize-winning comic classic is one Ignatius J. Reilly, "huge, obese, fractious, fastidious, a latter-day Gargantua"....
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One More Last Time
- A LitRPG/GameLit Novel (The Good Guys, Book 1)
- By: Eric Ugland
- Narrated by: Neil Hellegers
- Length: 7 hrs and 43 mins
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He thought it was the end, and his gun sat ready to make sure. But an oddball offer from his last friend comes at the literal last second. Curiosity gets the best of him, and he finds himself sucked into iNcarn8, a game claiming to be a whole new life....
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ignore the short read time
- By Thomas bankston on 07-13-19
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One More Last Time
- A LitRPG/GameLit Novel (The Good Guys, Book 1)
- Narrated by: Neil Hellegers
- Series: The Good Guys Series, Book 1
- Length: 7 hrs and 43 mins
- Release date: 04-16-19
- Language: English
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He thought it was the end, and his gun sat ready to make sure. But an oddball offer from his last friend comes at the literal last second. Curiosity gets the best of him, and he finds himself sucked into iNcarn8, a game claiming to be a whole new life....
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Roadkill
- By: Dennis E. Taylor
- Narrated by: Ray Porter
- Length: 8 hrs and 58 mins
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Jack Kernigan is having a bad day...a bad year...a bad life. After being booted out of MIT, he’s back in his Ohio hometown, working for the family business, facing a life of mediocrity. Then one day, out on a delivery, his truck hits...something....
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The least helpful review of Roadkill
- By Joshua Kring on 08-05-22
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Roadkill
- Narrated by: Ray Porter
- Length: 8 hrs and 58 mins
- Release date: 08-04-22
- Language: English
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Jack Kernigan is having a bad day...a bad year...a bad life. After being booted out of MIT, he’s back in his Ohio hometown, working for the family business, facing a life of mediocrity. Then one day, out on a delivery, his truck hits...something....
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Wild
- From Lost to Found on the Pacific Crest Trail
- By: Cheryl Strayed
- Narrated by: Bernadette Dunne
- Length: 13 hrs and 2 mins
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A powerful, blazingly honest memoir: the story of an eleven-hundred-mile solo hike that broke down a young woman reeling from catastrophe - and built her back up again....
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Glad I Took the Trip
- By FanB14 on 04-08-13
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Wild
- From Lost to Found on the Pacific Crest Trail
- Narrated by: Bernadette Dunne
- Length: 13 hrs and 2 mins
- Release date: 03-20-12
- Language: English
- A powerful, blazingly honest memoir: the story of an eleven-hundred-mile solo hike that broke down a young woman reeling from catastrophe - and built her back up again....
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Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!
- By: Richard P. Feynman
- Narrated by: Raymond Todd
- Length: 11 hrs and 31 mins
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With his characteristic eyebrow-raising behavior, Richard P. Feynman once provoked the wife...
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Inspiring book, HORRIBLE reader.
- By Charles Floading on 10-16-07
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Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!
- Narrated by: Raymond Todd
- Length: 11 hrs and 31 mins
- Release date: 12-27-98
- Language: English
- With his characteristic eyebrow-raising behavior, Richard P. Feynman once provoked the wife...
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Nothing to See Here
- By: Kevin Wilson
- Narrated by: Marin Ireland
- Length: 6 hrs and 40 mins
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Lillian and Madison were unlikely roommates and yet inseparable friends at their elite boarding school. But then, Lillian had to leave the school unexpectedly in the wake of a scandal, and they’ve barely spoken since. Until now....
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Elevated art form.
- By KayMac on 10-30-19
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Nothing to See Here
- Narrated by: Marin Ireland
- Length: 6 hrs and 40 mins
- Release date: 10-29-19
- Language: English
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Lillian and Madison were unlikely roommates and yet inseparable friends at their elite boarding school. But then, Lillian had to leave the school unexpectedly in the wake of a scandal, and they’ve barely spoken since. Until now....
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Stories I Only Tell My Friends
- An Autobiography
- By: Rob Lowe
- Narrated by: Rob Lowe
- Length: 9 hrs and 10 mins
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A wryly funny and surprisingly moving account of an extraordinary life lived almost entirely in the public eye....
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Great Book and Great Story
- By Natalie J. Belle MD on 04-30-11
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Stories I Only Tell My Friends
- An Autobiography
- Narrated by: Rob Lowe
- Length: 9 hrs and 10 mins
- Release date: 04-26-11
- Language: English
- A wryly funny and surprisingly moving account of an extraordinary life lived almost entirely in the public eye....
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Medium Raw
- A Bloody Valentine to the World of Food and the People Who Cook
- By: Anthony Bourdain
- Narrated by: Anthony Bourdain
- Length: 8 hrs and 59 mins
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Once again, Bourdain pulls back the curtain, but never pulls his punches, on the modern gastronomical revolution, as only he can....
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Surprisingly tender.
- By Sparkly on 10-09-12
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Medium Raw
- A Bloody Valentine to the World of Food and the People Who Cook
- Narrated by: Anthony Bourdain
- Length: 8 hrs and 59 mins
- Release date: 07-06-10
- Language: English
- Once again, Bourdain pulls back the curtain, but never pulls his punches, on the modern gastronomical revolution, as only he can....
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Dad Is Fat
- By: Jim Gaffigan
- Narrated by: Jim Gaffigan
- Length: 5 hrs and 26 mins
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In Dad is Fat, stand-up comedian Jim Gaffigan, who’s best known for his legendary riffs on Hot Pockets, bacon, manatees, and McDonald's, expresses all the joys and horrors of life with five young children....
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Good for Gaffigan fans - better for expecting dads
- By Sean on 05-17-13
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Dad Is Fat
- Narrated by: Jim Gaffigan
- Length: 5 hrs and 26 mins
- Release date: 05-07-13
- Language: English
- In Dad is Fat, stand-up comedian Jim Gaffigan, who’s best known for his legendary riffs on Hot Pockets, bacon, manatees, and McDonald's, expresses all the joys and horrors of life with five young children....
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